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But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.
Reporter: Jessica, how’s everything going?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the best man alive.
Reporter: How’s country music working out for you. Did you have a good time making your album?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the reason why I’m alive. He saved me from myself. He breathes life into me. The world is a better place with him in it.
Reporter: How excited are you about Ashlee’s pregnancy?
Jessica: Tony Romo is my future husband. We’ll have babies one day. He is the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m over John Mayer. I love Tony!
Alright, here’s the real excerpts:
On Tony Romo:
“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”
On making it hard for her exes to contact her:
“I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life [before] in my life anymore. I don’t even want them to have any way of contacting me.”
On her break-up with John Mayer:
“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”
The Hills’ girls hit stands September 1.
Allure turned Carrie into a Hilary Duff lookalike, but she still looks hawt.
I have no idea who represents this chick, but everyone on Carrie Underwood’s payroll should be fired. Carrie needs to be told to shut the hell up, because all she does is whine about men - as if beating the hell out of a truck in a video wasn’t enough.
One of her relationships from her days at Oklahoma’s Northeastern State University could have inspired her hit “Before He Cheats.”
“I don’t want to name names, even though he probably deserves it, but he fooled around,” she says. “Oh, yeah – And lied.”
Who fools around and doesn’t lie, Carrie?! It’s a package deal, bitch. You cheat, you lie, you don’t send out a mass text message or make T-shirts about your indiscretions.
Underwood says it’s difficult to find friends she can trust – and guys who like her for the right reasons.
“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you. I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”
I feel you, Carrie. I really feel you, but you sound whiny as hell in print when you say that. Talk to your girl friends about this mess, not reporters.
And Carrie says Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, Tony Romo, still calls her.
The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.”
Papa Joe’s head has officially exploded.
There’s a whole lotta sexiness goin’ on up in here! The hat, the facial hair, the face, the arm muscles. All hail Becks! He hits newsstands August 12.
On being told he was too small to play soccer professionally:
As upset as I was at the time, it made me think, ‘I’m going to prove I can play football professionally.
On being famous:
There is this madness around me, around my family. Without a doubt, out on the field is where I’m most comfortable, where I’m happiest, because I know what I’m doing and I know I can do it.
On playing golf:
I used to play golf, quite a few years ago, but to be honest, I’d rather spend 4 hours with the kids than 4 hours on a golf course. As much as it can be relaxing, it’s a frustrating sport. My way of relaxing is listening to music and spending time with the kids.
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I know a lot of people hate Tyra, but she’s cute! I love her quote towards the end of the excerpts about how Michelle better know how to take a fierce picture. That’s so Tyra for ya! (more…)
Before his DUI arrest, Shia ironically spoke with Details magazine about boozin’ it up with his father, a former heroine junkie living in his garage.
“We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.”
Shia hits newsstands Monday, August 5.
“It’s funny,” Timberlake says in the new issue of Fashion Rocks magazine. “I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before.”
I really don’t like JT’s conceited ass and his beak nose. Who cares who made trucker hats popular? They’ve been out of style for the past few years, but not as outta style as that headline “Crazy, Sexy Cool”?!! TLC dropped that album in the 90s. Shameful.
Even though his publicist was against Matthew McConaughey pimping his first born’s baby pics to OK! magazine - here’s the $3 million dollar cover.
McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are shown with their newborn son, Levi Alves McConaughey, who was born on July 7th.
Daddy Matthew brought his son into the world the only way he knew how. With bongos and dancing, man!
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
Not only did Matthew do a dance between Camilla’s legs, he also kept a diary of the entire experience and the hospital stay.
“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this, let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.
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