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Adam Lambert really is here for your entertainment. Whether he's screaming on stage, grinding his hips suggestively, or forgetting to put chapstick on his lips, he never fails to intrigue.

Adam Lambert was named Out magazine's Breakout Star of 2009. In exchange, the rising rock star really opened up.

On being Adam Lambert:

“I’m doing the best I f*cking can, you know? I’m the same guy doing the same thing on a larger scale. I’ve always been an entertainer.”

On competing on American Idol:

“It’s about making a good TV show. I just wanted to be really careful that it didn’t turn into a fucking pageant. I can sing my face off. All this other stuff is part of a personality, a persona.”

On his gay makeout pictures hitting the Internet:

“I was like, ‘Great, that’s gonna f*ck things up.’ It was the first time since I’d come out of the closet at 18 that I had to think about it.

On coming out of the closet:

It’s part of who I am, but because our nation is the way it is, it’s an announcement. If I lose some fans, fuck it. I need to be happy too.”

Adam talks about going down on a fishy fish taco after the jump...

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I'd watch it just to see if it's true what they say about Asian peen! I've got a feeling it looks like a thumb sticking out of an unbaked loaf of bread. I'm just sayin'.

One of Jon Gosselin's ex pokes, Stephanie Santoro says Jon's bodyguard, Thomas Meinelt, has admitted to her that he has watched a sex tape that Jon made back in October. No word on who the lucky gal was, but it appears as though the girl was paid to make whoopy time with Jon.

"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October. Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him."

Tom, who seems to be the new gossip girl in town, also told Stephanie Santoro that he has seen Jon use cocaine on more than one occasion. I'm looking into my crystal ball and I see Jon losing total custody of his kids. He'll be paying more money in child support than Bill Gates makes in a year if this story is true. Happy trails to you Jonny boy.

Does anyone know what today is? It's the day Levi Johnston shoots his penis pictorial for Playgirl magazine! I know you all had it marked down in your calendar and you'll be marking your calendar for the day the magazine comes out, too.

Levi was at the Fleshbot awards last night and won an award for crossing over from being a pop culture star to a sex star. While making his rounds on the red carpet, Levi mentioned that he met Jon Gosselin a few days ago and he believes Jon is a good guy.

He also said Jon is in the same situation as he is in right now, "he's a good guy that gets a lot of bad press." Levi said Jon even took some time from finding some 20 something year-old poon to give the young buck parenting advice!

"He was very positive and gave some good advice that I'm going to take. He told me kids are number one and do anything you can for them."

How nice of Jon to give advice to some jackhole who's getting ready to whip his trouser snake out for the world to see in a pictorial. Jon was probably asking Levi for pointers on how to make his wang look bigger so he can do a Playgirl photo shoot of his own.

Adam Lambert is young, hot, talented, and successful - all the best ingredients for being a serial dater.

Adam Lambert dumped Drake LaBry like a week ago and he already has a new boy toy, singer/songwriter Ferras Alqaisi.

The two actually spent Halloween night together at a private costume party in L.A. "Ferras had been helping Adam work on his new album, For Your Entertainment. They have a lot in common, so I'm not surprised Adam started falling for him."

Drake LaBry reportedly "didn't suspect a thing" and was shocked when Glambert dropped him. Hopefully Ferras won't be shocked when Adam dumps him before the month ends and his album hits stores. You can't turn a man whore into a hubby.

What do you think, is Ferras hot enough for Adam?

Adam Lambert has confirmed that he has broken up with Drake LaBry. The glam rocker also says that he's "cool" with being single.

But how cool with going solo is he? Adam says, "I will date on tour." We all know what that means: Groupies welcome! Adam also said that he wants someone who is intelligent and has "creativity and compassion." 

Adam's source said that Drake and Adam both felt that his career was too important for him to focus on a f*ckship.

Adam has 'whore-in-training' written all over him and I love it! He's a late bloomer and he's making up for lost time.

During Sunday night's Game 6 of the ALCS, ESPN announced that Steve Phillips had been fired. 

In a statement, the network said:

"Steve Phillips is no longer working for ESPN. His ability to be an effective representative for ESPN has been significantly and irreparably damaged, and it became evident it was time to part ways."

Meanwhile Steve's representative, Steve Lefkowitz, said that Phillips "voluntarily" admitted himself to an in-patient treatment facility "to address his personal issues."

The statement from Steve Lefkowitz did not specify the nature of Phillips issues, and the shamed broadcaster was believed to be planning to check himself in several days before ESPN gave him the axe.

Steve was given a leave of absence for a week after his affair with Brooke Hundley became public. Steve and Brooke had a sexual relationship over the summer and she allegedly stalked him and showed up at his house in mid-August.

Steve was a regular in the game booth on Sunday nights.

This entire affair was worthless, but if it's a catalyst for Steve's recovery, then I guess some good came from his philandering with Brooke.

You take ONE LOOK at Brooke's face and you know the man is a sex addict. Hopefully he'll get better. Especially considering that he allegedly uses a 'I had a vasectomy, no condom necessary' panty-dropping line, the man could get a fatal STD. He needs to quit already!

Why I believe Steve's a sex addict. The proof is in the fug:

LeAnn Rimes thinks that it's so hilarious that the paparazzi are suddenly interested in her squinty self, while Eddie Cibrian remains sexy enough for the both of 'em.

Hollywood's mismatched homewrecker couple went out on a date at paparazzi hotspot, Katsuya. As LeAnn exited the restaurant, she was smiling from ear to ear. I'd be thrilled too if I were going home to Eddie.

He will inevitably dump her, but it's all about the timing. It needs to happen when she's preggers with her first child. If someone like Tom Brady can do it, then Z-lister Eddie better get the job done.

Lindsay Lohan's long-awaited return to the cock seems to be underway. Lindsay Lohan also has horrible taste in hookups and partners, so it's no surprise that she was spotted sucking face with married actor Balthazar Getty.

Balthazar is a wealthy heir and actor on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. But Balthazar was such a jerk on set that he was pretty much written outta the show. Balthazar also has four children but that didn't stop him from groping ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller's bee sting breasts and publicly making out with her on numerous occasions.

Lindsay and Balthazar snuck in through Voyeur nightclub's backdoor, made out at a table in the front of the room, and stayed for less than 30 minutes before leaving! WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

I guess they couldn't wait to make f*ck. Sounds like they're made for each other.

During the trailer for the sixth season of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari says that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was "very vanilla." Sounds like a snooze fest. When E! asked Kristen what she meant she said, "We just...didn't really do anything out of the box."

Brody Jenner was asked about Kristin's comments and he responded with, "I laugh at that, and you'll laugh too once you see the rest of the season. I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something."

Honestly, I think they both suck in bed! They're both arrogant idiots who probably think you should be thanking God that they've allowed you to get close enough to get a whiff of their farts. People like that make for selfish lovers, so I'm thinking they both suck equally - figuratively and literally.

Robert Pattinson told Australia's Sydney Morning Herald that Twilight pandemonium is "just so nuts" and he can't even have lunch without "400 people" waiting outside on the street.

"I just don't take any of it seriously. It's just a job and while it's a job I love, girls scream out for Edward [Cullen], not Robert. I still can't get a date."

Considering that Rob's dating Kristen Stewart, she's the only one he should be trying to get a date with.

Robert's got the hair, the looks, the job that's paying him millions, and he's whining about not getting dates, which is code for 'not getting laid' enough? When he's scratching his gut and wearing sweats all day while walking around in some crib on a Vh1 reality show, that's the time to try to get our sympathy.