Archive for the 'Male Sluts' Category

Revenge Done Properly

August 27th, 2008


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Phelps Rebounds After Amanda Beard’s Diss With Some Tonsil Hockey

August 22nd, 2008

Phelps was spotted Monday night in a hot make-out session with Down Under swimmer Stephanie Rice. The pumped-up pair clinched and swapped spit at a celebratory bash outside the Olympic Village.

The Baltimore Bullet swooped in for the lip-lock with the 20-year-old brunette just weeks after she split from Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan. “All the swimmers are talking about it, and [Sullivan] is cut up about what happened,” the source said.

The day after the face-sucking frolics, Phelps and Rice cheekily posed together for Speedo - laughing and playfully groping each other as a photographer snapped them in their swimsuits. “I definitely admire him for his athletic ability and everything he’s achieved,” gushed Rice, who won three gold medals of her own. “I’m just really glad to be in the mix with that.”

Whether the dynamic duo is now a couple isn’t known.

They are so not together, Michael’s at his peak right now, just having fun gettin’ it on with women who don’t think he’s nasty.

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John Mayer Wants More Booty, Says He Didn’t Lie or Cheat on Jen + Video!

August 18th, 2008

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Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing,” Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”

So what went wrong? “People are different, people have different chemistry,” said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

The only reason why John appeared “emotional, nervous and sad” is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn’t want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That’s a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ’s video.

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Tommy Lee’s Dating Daisy From Rock of Love 2

August 14th, 2008

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson have split again, and now he’s moved on to a new skank he can share his very own infections with. The lucky lady is none other than Rock of Love 2 has been, Daisy De La Hoya.

The Mötley Crüe rocker is dating Rock of Love 2 hottie Daisy De La Hoya. And despite assertions from De La Hoya’s rep that the duo are “just friends,” our source says they’re much more.

Daisy is also featured on Tommy’s ‘Titty Cam’ video of girls flashing their breasts for the camera. The footage is played at the beginning of Motley Crue’s concerts. Nice intro.

I think they’re the perfect match, don’t you? Yep, Tommy’s too good for Daisy because he has actual talent, but they’re two whores united. Why can’t whores united couples work? Is it because all the sex gets old and exhausting real fast and manogamy is boring? There’s just no hope for us sluts.

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Jennifer Aniston Dumped John Mayer Because He Cheated

August 14th, 2008

In true John Mayer Player style, the a-hole cheated on Jennifer Maniston not once, not twice, but thrice, baby.

Maniston gave John three strikes. So desperate. First John had sex with a cocktail waitress, then a promoter’s assistant for his tour, then he went hot tubbing in Cabo, Mexico (pic above) with some groupie. The groupie was the final straw for Maniston, cause, ya know, those bitches tend to have diseases or sumthin.

Jen is rumored to already be dating a sexy 28-year-old. Some old haggard has beens never learn.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Homewrecker Says Casey was Cheating on Jamie

August 13th, 2008

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child.

The pair first met in November 2006. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between Casey and Kelli was instant. “We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals.

“He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” It wasn’t really “hot and heavy,” Kelli admits, until the spring of 2007.

The pair didn’t bother to hide their relationship. “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years,” confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ first husband.“They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.”

Well, Jamie hasn’t gotten married yet. She still has time to run. That’s how these country folk do it. When these sluts aren’t giving oral to their cousin or stepbrother, they’re sleeping with a friend whose girlfriend is knocked up. Kelli’s a 28-year-old, then 26, banging a 17-year-old?! Redneck, trailer trash, skank!


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John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Maniston

August 13th, 2008

I really wish I placed Vegas bets on the Mayer/Maniston breakup, as if they existed. I’d win at least enough money to buy a few pimped out whips.

John Mayer’s trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico without Jennifer Aniston is just the latest sign the couple are taking a break. “Break” is definitely code for dunzo!

“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup. It’s just slowed down.”

Since the 39-year-old actress and 30-year-old singer went public with their romance in April, she opened up to him about her desire for a baby.

Luckily, the Daily Mirror isn’t trying to kiss anyone’s ass! They have more deets…

It is yet more heartache for the Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.

“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.

“She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.

I dunno what Jenny was thinking. John’s touring is the only way he’d stay with Maniston, so he could cheat on her for almost a year at a time every few years! I can’t believe she’s starring in the upcoming movie He’s Just Not That Into You. Now that’s embarrassing. Stay strong, hun.


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