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Hugh Confirms Split, May Begin Dating 19 Year-Old Twins

October 9th, 2008

Photo of Hugh Confirms Split, May Begin Dating 19 Year-Old TwinsHugh Hefner is speaking out about his split from Girls Next Door star Holly Madison.

“I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly.

After the break-up, “I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,” he said.

“If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly’s desire to have children.

“We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn’t work out,” he said. “She became very depressed.”

Where does that leave the other two Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?

Hefner says they’re still romantically involved, but admitted, “the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year.”

Hef ain’t wasting anytime getting back in the saddle though.

In the last week, he’s been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. “They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hefner says.

I’ve always liked Hugh Hefner. He is absolutely amazing and brilliant. He will die having sex, he’s not slowing down, out with the old Playmate, in with the new.

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Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison Split

October 7th, 2008

Photo of Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison SplitLooks like all those breakup rumors may have been factual. Holly and Hugh Hefner are officially over. She was a great trophy girlfriend, sticking around for years, but the relationship was going nowhere. It’s about time. Good for Holly.

Girls Next Door star Holly Madison has confirmed that she and Hugh Hefner are officially over.

When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: “I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”

Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are “still filming stuff together. We’re having fun.”

Of their upcoming sixth season, she added, “It’s going to be even better. We love season five, but I think every season gets better.”

Madison’s new comments come days after Hef denied reports of a split.

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This Dog Is a Better Lover Than The Guy I Brought Home Saturday Night

October 1st, 2008

Horny ass dog alert! Someone give him a bone. This dog is a master at the fine art of tongue fucking.


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Michael Phelps Confuses Me

September 26th, 2008

Photo of Michael Phelps Confuses MeIn case you didn’t know, Michael Phelps and I are not on the same page. Seriously, you should write this down.

Michael Phelps got in the pool in his hometown of Baltimore this week and said, “It was painful.” Huh?

“I’m a little out of shape. But I will be able to get back. I am going to start working out more.”

What does he consider to be “in shape”? My gut is getting in between us, literally and figuratively. My ass is not only way outta shape, it needs a good three years of training according to Michael’s standards. This is the price you pay for dating an athlete or anyone with a cut body. You will be considered obese in comparison to them. But I digress.

Michael also claims he doesn’t notice all the attention he gets from the ladies,… I believe it. Nerds don’t observe shit. You have to jump on their laps, put their hands in your special places and give ‘em a lap dance before they realize that, ‘hey, maybe she likes me?’

Mikey says,

“I don’t really notice it. When I go out, go to dinner, I go out with friends, and we stay to ourselves. I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. My mom is by far the most important woman in my life.”

Uh, muthafucka… your body is a sex symbol, not your face. But since your body comes with your face, it’ll have to do for now, until you get some work done. I kid. I kid. I don’t care about his face because I wouldn’t look at it during sex.

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Oh, Really?

September 24th, 2008

Photo of Oh, Really?Photo of Oh, Really?Drew Barrymore attended the Kings of Leon concert in NYC Saturday night when she became a cougar, shoving her tongue down 21-year-old Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick’s throat.

After the concert, Barrymore, 33, and Westwick, 21, took their PDA to Bowery Electric. It is the second time in a week that Barrymore and Westwick locked lips.

They were spotted chatting this past weekend at a Saturday Night Live after-party, which The Kings of Leon also played. They then headed to NYC’s hip Fat Cat Billiards, where they stayed until 6 a.m., shooting pool with Gossip Girl cast members (including Crawford), actress Ellen Page and Emile Hirsch.

“Drew was hanging all over Ed!” denying more reports that she had also smooched Crawford. “They were full-on making out!” Adds the witness, “They were definitely all over each other. It was on!”

I dunno what I care about more - Drew and Ed making out or Ellen Page partying with the Gossip Girl cast? I love that closet lezzie. Anywho, Drew is like forever 15 years old and I love her for it. Get it, gurl.

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