Martha Stewart will always be a HBIC and she gives it to you straight up. While being interviewed by CNN, Martha was asked about her thoughts on Sarah Palin and she did not hesitate to speak the truth.

Martha said, "She's very boring to me... She's kind of a dangerous person. She's dangerous, the way she speaks, she's so confused. Anyone in government like that is a real problem..."

Gawd I love you, Martha! I also love that unlike everyone with a cock who says Sarah Palin sucks, Sarah can't say that Martha was being sexist. She can't say that Martha is jealous either, cause Martha sh*ts out diamonds.

Martha Stewart is such a mean b*tch! She is beyond evil and could give Satan a run for his money. That was a little dramatic wasn't it? Martha isn't all that bad but she should keep her cookie cutter mouth shut when it comes to talking about other people's missing pets.

When asked during an interview last week what she thought about the Jessica Simpson missing dog drama, Martha said Jessica should have been more careful and advised her to get another dog.

Martha must have received a tongue lashing from Jessica because she is now apologizing for what she said.

"I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very, very sorry for anybody that loses a pet. Jessica, I hope you find your pet, but if you don't, I'm really sorry that you lost one."

So she's not really sorry for saying Jess should have had a better eye on Daisy, she's more or less sorry Jessica's dog became coyote chow. Martha, bake a cake with a cute and fluffy hand crafted Daisy dog on top, and I'm sure Jessica will accept your apology. Then she'll beat you down in the side of the head with a stiletto and make you eat the leftover Daisy poop that's still on the carpet!