The People's Choice awards were last night and man, were they awesome! Actually, I didn't watch it, so I would have no freakin' clue.

Jessica Alba went for a dress that could be considered a shirt if it was about an inch shorter. If any little people happened to be at the show and got a chance to walk by Jessica, they had to get a good shot of her naughty spot. She totally failed with the shoes. They look cheap and made out of rope, which is a look that only Lindsay Lohan can pull off.

Check out some more pics from the carpet and show below!

On allegations of steroid use:

"I really don't want to clear anything up, because I've been spoken about for so many years - rumors I'm pregnant, I'm a man, I'm this, I'm that, why? At the end of the day, I have nothing to prove to anyone. I am Mary and that's that."

sp via MTV.com