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Hey boys, Mary-Kate Olsen is single and on the market! That's awesome if you're into tiny frail chicks who believe dressing like a hobo is fashionable.

Us magazine asked Mary-Kate's rep if she was still dating artist Nate Lowman in which she replied "No, they are not. It’s been a while." The two began dating in 2008 after meeting through a mutaul friend, and were rumored to be engaged last year but sources said it was untrue.

I remember when every horny dude in America was counting down the days when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were 18 and legal. Now that MK has turned into a extremely rich homeless looking woman, she's not in such high demand by the men like she used to be.

Here's Mary-Kate at a Metropolitan Opera event looking like she just feasted on a few necks before she arrived.

Her eyes are almost translucent, she's pale as hell, and she is absolutely perfect for the Twilight series. Someone cast this bitch. No one will have to apply any makeup to her pale skin and her stare is freightening cause her face is naturally skurry.

Many gossip bloggers are upset with Mary Kate for speaking the truf!

Mary-Kate was in an elevator at Barneys when a spy overheard her talking about the discounted merchandise she just copped. MK said,

"It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!"

First of all, I dunno how many times I've said, 'I don't want the economy to get better because I love these gas prices. It almost makes me hope that we'll stay in a recession because I do not wanna go back to paying as much for gas as I was before!'

I've said the same senseless, insensitive bullshit. It's inappropriate of me to do so because it's inappropriate, but having a website is fairly recession-proof and I don't work for any company that can lay me off. So, by making statements like that it means I'm a super bitch. As if I wasn't already.

I also love that MK, a BILLIONAIRE, is excited to cop some cheap shiz! Say what you may, but it's pretty damn cool that the Olsens are so grounded. They really aren't flashy bitches. I mean, look at the skanks on The Real Housewives series who probably make the same amount of money in two years that the Olsens make in a month, and they're the snobs.  I actually think it be dope that MK still gets excited over a bargain; and yes, she could have phrased it better, but she was speaking as a cheap ass billionaire who likes to spend her money on the essentials like booze and drugs, not overpriced clothes. I respect that.

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Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant.

The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."

"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together."

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I knew Benji Madden's man hood couldn't keep Paris Hilton satisfied for long. She's back to Nachos (Stavros Niachros) the man she stole from Mary-Kate Olsen who's allegedly well hung.

Paris Hilton and Nachos met up at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night. Paris hit the club at 2:30 a.m. after attending the Victoria Secret fashion show and partying at the Fountainbleau hotel.

"Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"

Benji was in New York City for the TRL finale at the time. It's not like Paris and Benji are gonna break up over this. They enjoy rubbing rash medication over each other's crotches after sex too much to throw in the towel right now.

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There are no words. Bitch wasn't going incogfug, this is how she dresses all the time, in rags. At least she's comfy.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at dinner with Mary-Kate Olsen when the troll started taking Joel's attention off his baby mama and onto her stinky ass. Mary-Kate was being "very playful" with Joel when Nicole flipped out and said they gots to go. After the dinner, Nicole told Joel he needs to stay away from MK.

To make matters worse, Mary-Kate showed up at a Good Charlotte concert last week and Joel gave her an exclusive bus tour!

"After the concert, Joel invited her back to see the tour bus. He showed her some baby photos of Harlow. Joel isn't one to lie or hide things from Nicole, so the next day he told her about it on the phone. Nicole freaked out.

Joel thought she'd respect the fact that he was trying to be honest, but Nicole was hurt and angry. He couldn't deal with it, so he hung up, and she kept texting him after that."

"It's moments like this that will continue to keep their wedding on hold."

Nicole is a psycho ass bitch too? We're kindred spirits.

Joel's acting like a whore, Nicole's flipping out, giving him instructions and texting the muthafucka?! They're bound to have "the talk" pretty damn soon. I give the relationship eight more months tops. The wild Nicole will re-emerge, reunite with Paris and have herself some fun!

Nicole's different with Joel cause she's trying to be all calm, christian and boring with him and even that's not working, sounds like he still wants to have his fun acting like a bachelor.

The federal Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York has confirmed that they have issued a subpoena that would force Mary-Kate Olsen to testify in front of a grand jury.

Five medications were found in Heath's body at the time of his death, according to the DEA, three of which he'd obtained via doctors in Texas and Los Angeles. At the center of the investigation is how he acquired Oxycontin and Vicodin without a legal prescription.

The actress was the first person called by the masseuse who discovered Heath's body after the "The Dark Knight" actor's untimely death.

I am luvin' this! I don't know why there's so much secrecy comin' from MK, but it's all ovah now, bitch!

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Mary-Kate's troll ass lawyer is saying she doesn't know shit. Is that why she's refusing to talk?! Dumb bitch is drawing this whole case out. Lock her up for not cooperating! I so wouldn't care.

Mary-Kate Olsen doesn't know where Heath Ledger got the drugs that killed him, and has already provided investigators with "relevant information," her lawyer says in a statement.

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them," said the statement from attorney Michael C. Miller on Monday.

The statement was released following a report that Olsen, 22, wants immunity from prosecution before she will cooperate with a federal investigation into close friend Ledger's death from an accidental overdose.

"Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed," the statement from her attorney continues.

The statement concludes: "We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

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No, pervs, I'm not talking about those lips. The troll Olsen refuses to say anything about Heath Ledger, and she's seeking immunity from prosecution. Why so skurred, Mary-Kate?!

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to talk to federal investigators about pal Heath Ledger's death until she is granted immunity from prosecution, the New York Post reported Monday. The Dark Knight star, 28, had died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs and OxyContin.

Though Olsen's attorney has rejected multiple requests from federal officials to talk to the actress, she could face a grand-jury subpoena to testify, according to the Post.

Unlike inquiry into Ledger's death by the New York Police Department, which was completed with Olsen's cooperation, federal investigators are seeking information from the actress about where he got his drugs and medicines.

Now I'm even more suspicious of her troll ass than I was before. What kind of drug rings is MK running? Why is she so afraid? And why is she trying to be above the law? Someone should yank her out of bed by her thong, throw her in a cop car and question her for as long as they wanna. Speak up, bitch!

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