Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen is the emaciated Olsen twin who is known for looking like a hobo who desperately needs a shower. Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister Ashley can't act to save their lives, so it's great that the Olsens are successful business women. We don't think they have any skills other than pimping out their last name.

Megan Fox Calls The Olsen Twins Socially Awkward

Megan Fox has talked a lot of sh*t about Scarlett Johansson, and now she's going after the Olsen twins, who don't even act anymore. Megan starred alongside Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Holiday in the Sun, a movie that came out in 2001.

Megan Fox at 15 years old

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Megan doesn't have any phobia of suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. She gives such poorly worded statements all the time. She could have said the same exact thing while keeping Mary-Kate and Ashley's name outta her mouth!

I have to say that Megan killed it in Eminem's "The Way You Lie" video. She sucks in movies, but maybe the short film format of acting in music videos, which are just a few minutes long, is the way to go for Meg. She really should cool it with the wannabe Lady Gaga quotes for shock value and work on her acting.

Mary-Kate Olsen Wouldn't Wish Her Childhood On Anyone

Mary-Kate Olsen and sister Ashley know more about growing up in front of the cameras better than anyone else possibly could seeing how they began their acting careers when they were nine months old. In the new issue of Marie Claire, Mary Kate likens her and her sister to 'little monkey performers' and wouldn't wish her younger days on anyone.

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"I look at old photos of me, and I don't feel connected to them at all… I would never wish my upbringing on anyone…"

She has also learned to deal with all of the tabloid hoopla which surrounded her eating disorder in 2004 along with her hard-partying lifestyle, and to deal with the issues by seeking help when she needs it.

"I think it's really important to be able to talk when something's wrong. I learned at a really young age that if you don't talk about it, it can drive you insane."


After working their butts off for over 20 years, it's nice they can sit back and focus on smaller things like their clothing lines. Their movies sucked anyway so I'm definitely not crying over their absence from the silver screen!

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Nate Lowman And Mary-Kate Olsen Split!

Hey boys, Mary-Kate Olsen is single and on the market! That's awesome if you're into tiny frail chicks who believe dressing like a hobo is fashionable.

Us magazine asked Mary-Kate's rep if she was still dating artist Nate Lowman in which she replied "No, they are not. It’s been a while." The two began dating in 2008 after meeting through a mutaul friend, and were rumored to be engaged last year but sources said it was untrue.

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I remember when every horny dude in America was counting down the days when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were 18 and legal. Now that MK has turned into a extremely rich homeless looking woman, she's not in such high demand by the men like she used to be.

Mary Kate Olsen is Perfect For Twilight

 

Here's Mary-Kate at a Metropolitan Opera event looking like she just feasted on a few necks before she arrived.

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Her eyes are almost translucent, she's pale as hell, and she is absolutely perfect for the Twilight series. Someone cast this bitch. No one will have to apply any makeup to her pale skin and her stare is freightening cause her face is naturally skurry.

WTF Pic of the Day: PETA Is Mature

PETA prefers for you to be a young fur hag rather than an "OLD" one. Ageists. I actually would be honored if someone called me a fur hag. I can't even afford fur, so I'd feel like some kinda rich bitch folk and I'd savor it!

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Mary-Kate Olsen and I Both Enjoy The Benefits of the Recession

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Many gossip bloggers are upset with Mary Kate for speaking the truf!

Mary-Kate was in an elevator at Barneys when a spy overheard her talking about the discounted merchandise she just copped. MK said,

"It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!"

First of all, I dunno how many times I've said, 'I don't want the economy to get better because I love these gas prices. It almost makes me hope that we'll stay in a recession because I do not wanna go back to paying as much for gas as I was before!'

I've said the same senseless, insensitive bullshit. It's inappropriate of me to do so because it's inappropriate, but having a website is fairly recession-proof and I don't work for any company that can lay me off. So, by making statements like that it means I'm a super bitch. As if I wasn't already.

I also love that MK, a BILLIONAIRE, is excited to cop some cheap shiz! Say what you may, but it's pretty damn cool that the Olsens are so grounded. They really aren't flashy bitches. I mean, look at the skanks on The Real Housewives series who probably make the same amount of money in two years that the Olsens make in a month, and they're the snobs.  I actually think it be dope that MK still gets excited over a bargain; and yes, she could have phrased it better, but she was speaking as a cheap ass billionaire who likes to spend her money on the essentials like booze and drugs, not overpriced clothes. I respect that.

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Dumb Rumor of the Day: Mary-Kate is Pregnant

Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant.

The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

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A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."

"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together."

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Is Paris Hilton Cheating on Benji Madden?

I knew Benji Madden's man hood couldn't keep Paris Hilton satisfied for long. She's back to Nachos (Stavros Niachros) the man she stole from Mary-Kate Olsen who's allegedly well hung.

Paris Hilton and Nachos met up at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night. Paris hit the club at 2:30 a.m. after attending the Victoria Secret fashion show and partying at the Fountainbleau hotel.

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"Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"

Benji was in New York City for the TRL finale at the time. It's not like Paris and Benji are gonna break up over this. They enjoy rubbing rash medication over each other's crotches after sex too much to throw in the towel right now.

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Identical Boob Jobs

Here's a goodie from the Nov. 10 issue of Star magazine.

"Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous. And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn't be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally."

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Mary-Kate was reportedly "horrified" by Ashley's request. MK hates being told what to do and how to look by her sister and says she's into her bee sting tits because clothes look better with less cleavage and she'd rather be "smaller and more stylish."

Ashley and MK are both too shy to do anything that dramatic, but I would support any attempts to draw some attention off their freakishly large eyes and intense fug. To date, the only effective method was MK's frail body when she had an eating disorder. I'd like to think a healthier option would be just as efficient. Like wearing horribly ugly clothes with big jewelry and overly dramatic shoes ... Done and done. Okay, maybe it's time for the Olsens to get their titties did.

I Like The Shoes

The Olsen trolls revealed looks from their fashion line, Elizabeth and James, at London's Selfridges department store on Tuesday. I'm not into the ragamuffins' clothes, but I like all the shoes. That's what I'm paying attention to.