Megan Fox has talked a lot of sh*t about Scarlett Johansson, and now she's going after the Olsen twins, who don't even act anymore. Megan starred alongside Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Holiday in the Sun, a movie that came out in 2001.

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Megan doesn't have any phobia of suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. She gives such poorly worded statements all the time. She could have said the same exact thing while keeping Mary-Kate and Ashley's name outta her mouth!

I have to say that Megan killed it in Eminem's "The Way You Lie" video. She sucks in movies, but maybe the short film format of acting in music videos, which are just a few minutes long, is the way to go for Meg. She really should cool it with the wannabe Lady Gaga quotes for shock value and work on her acting.

Mary-Kate Olsen and sister Ashley know more about growing up in front of the cameras better than anyone else possibly could seeing how they began their acting careers when they were nine months old. In the new issue of Marie Claire, Mary Kate likens her and her sister to 'little monkey performers' and wouldn't wish her younger days on anyone.

"I look at old photos of me, and I don't feel connected to them at all… I would never wish my upbringing on anyone…"

She has also learned to deal with all of the tabloid hoopla which surrounded her eating disorder in 2004 along with her hard-partying lifestyle, and to deal with the issues by seeking help when she needs it.

"I think it's really important to be able to talk when something's wrong. I learned at a really young age that if you don't talk about it, it can drive you insane."

After working their butts off for over 20 years, it's nice they can sit back and focus on smaller things like their clothing lines. Their movies sucked anyway so I'm definitely not crying over their absence from the silver screen!

Hey boys, Mary-Kate Olsen is single and on the market! That's awesome if you're into tiny frail chicks who believe dressing like a hobo is fashionable.

Us magazine asked Mary-Kate's rep if she was still dating artist Nate Lowman in which she replied "No, they are not. It’s been a while." The two began dating in 2008 after meeting through a mutaul friend, and were rumored to be engaged last year but sources said it was untrue.

I remember when every horny dude in America was counting down the days when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were 18 and legal. Now that MK has turned into a extremely rich homeless looking woman, she's not in such high demand by the men like she used to be.

Here's Mary-Kate at a Metropolitan Opera event looking like she just feasted on a few necks before she arrived.

Her eyes are almost translucent, she's pale as hell, and she is absolutely perfect for the Twilight series. Someone cast this bitch. No one will have to apply any makeup to her pale skin and her stare is freightening cause her face is naturally skurry.

Many gossip bloggers are upset with Mary Kate for speaking the truf!

Mary-Kate was in an elevator at Barneys when a spy overheard her talking about the discounted merchandise she just copped. MK said,

"It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!"

First of all, I dunno how many times I've said, 'I don't want the economy to get better because I love these gas prices. It almost makes me hope that we'll stay in a recession because I do not wanna go back to paying as much for gas as I was before!'

I've said the same senseless, insensitive bullshit. It's inappropriate of me to do so because it's inappropriate, but having a website is fairly recession-proof and I don't work for any company that can lay me off. So, by making statements like that it means I'm a super bitch. As if I wasn't already.

I also love that MK, a BILLIONAIRE, is excited to cop some cheap shiz! Say what you may, but it's pretty damn cool that the Olsens are so grounded. They really aren't flashy bitches. I mean, look at the skanks on The Real Housewives series who probably make the same amount of money in two years that the Olsens make in a month, and they're the snobs.  I actually think it be dope that MK still gets excited over a bargain; and yes, she could have phrased it better, but she was speaking as a cheap ass billionaire who likes to spend her money on the essentials like booze and drugs, not overpriced clothes. I respect that.

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Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant.

The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."

"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together."

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I knew Benji Madden's man hood couldn't keep Paris Hilton satisfied for long. She's back to Nachos (Stavros Niachros) the man she stole from Mary-Kate Olsen who's allegedly well hung.

Paris Hilton and Nachos met up at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night. Paris hit the club at 2:30 a.m. after attending the Victoria Secret fashion show and partying at the Fountainbleau hotel.

"Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"

Benji was in New York City for the TRL finale at the time. It's not like Paris and Benji are gonna break up over this. They enjoy rubbing rash medication over each other's crotches after sex too much to throw in the towel right now.

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There are no words. Bitch wasn't going incogfug, this is how she dresses all the time, in rags. At least she's comfy.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at dinner with Mary-Kate Olsen when the troll started taking Joel's attention off his baby mama and onto her stinky ass. Mary-Kate was being "very playful" with Joel when Nicole flipped out and said they gots to go. After the dinner, Nicole told Joel he needs to stay away from MK.

To make matters worse, Mary-Kate showed up at a Good Charlotte concert last week and Joel gave her an exclusive bus tour!

"After the concert, Joel invited her back to see the tour bus. He showed her some baby photos of Harlow. Joel isn't one to lie or hide things from Nicole, so the next day he told her about it on the phone. Nicole freaked out.

Joel thought she'd respect the fact that he was trying to be honest, but Nicole was hurt and angry. He couldn't deal with it, so he hung up, and she kept texting him after that."

"It's moments like this that will continue to keep their wedding on hold."

Nicole is a psycho ass bitch too? We're kindred spirits.

Joel's acting like a whore, Nicole's flipping out, giving him instructions and texting the muthafucka?! They're bound to have "the talk" pretty damn soon. I give the relationship eight more months tops. The wild Nicole will re-emerge, reunite with Paris and have herself some fun!

Nicole's different with Joel cause she's trying to be all calm, christian and boring with him and even that's not working, sounds like he still wants to have his fun acting like a bachelor.

The federal Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York has confirmed that they have issued a subpoena that would force Mary-Kate Olsen to testify in front of a grand jury.

Five medications were found in Heath's body at the time of his death, according to the DEA, three of which he'd obtained via doctors in Texas and Los Angeles. At the center of the investigation is how he acquired Oxycontin and Vicodin without a legal prescription.

The actress was the first person called by the masseuse who discovered Heath's body after the "The Dark Knight" actor's untimely death.

I am luvin' this! I don't know why there's so much secrecy comin' from MK, but it's all ovah now, bitch!

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