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Mary-Kate Olsen on Weeds

Mary-Kate's troll ass lawyer is saying she doesn't know shit. Is that why she's refusing to talk?! Dumb bitch is drawing this whole case out. Lock her up for not cooperating! I so wouldn't care.

Mary-Kate Olsen doesn't know where Heath Ledger got the drugs that killed him, and has already provided investigators with "relevant information," her lawyer says in a statement.

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them," said the statement from attorney Michael C. Miller on Monday.

The statement was released following a report that Olsen, 22, wants immunity from prosecution before she will cooperate with a federal investigation into close friend Ledger's death from an accidental overdose.

"Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed," the statement from her attorney continues.

The statement concludes: "We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

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Mary-Kate's Lips Are Sealed Tightly

No, pervs, I'm not talking about those lips. The troll Olsen refuses to say anything about Heath Ledger, and she's seeking immunity from prosecution. Why so skurred, Mary-Kate?!

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to talk to federal investigators about pal Heath Ledger's death until she is granted immunity from prosecution, the New York Post reported Monday. The Dark Knight star, 28, had died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs and OxyContin.

Though Olsen's attorney has rejected multiple requests from federal officials to talk to the actress, she could face a grand-jury subpoena to testify, according to the Post.

Unlike inquiry into Ledger's death by the New York Police Department, which was completed with Olsen's cooperation, federal investigators are seeking information from the actress about where he got his drugs and medicines.

Now I'm even more suspicious of her troll ass than I was before. What kind of drug rings is MK running? Why is she so afraid? And why is she trying to be above the law? Someone should yank her out of bed by her thong, throw her in a cop car and question her for as long as they wanna. Speak up, bitch!

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Look Amazing on Their New Book, "Influence"

Damn.

"Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, known around the world for their individual, unique style have emerged as two of our shared culture's most influential women. In the pages of Influence, Ashley and Mary-Kate take readers on a journey through their celebrated young lives, pausing to reflect on what has helped shape them into who they are today.

Influence will be filled with never-before-seen photographs from Ashley and Mary-Kate's private collections, pages of original material by Ashley and Mary-Kate, and interviews with some of the most influential tastemakers in the world.

Influence has 4 major sections: Fashion, Environment, Art and Giving Back, as well as an introduction and conclusion. This category-breaking book will show that with an open mind and a little bit of curiosity, everyone can have INFLUENCE."

Although I detest Mary-Kate's fashion choices, I can not hate on the Olsens' hustle. These bitches are successful moguls. Go get 'em, girls!

Mary-Kate, aka 'the troll' and her hotter sister's book hits newsstands October 28.

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Mary Kate Olsen Says Spencer Pratt Has a Temper

"Temper" is just the politically correct word for cry baby loser. Why do I like MK all of a sudden? I really don't wanna like Mary Kate for her fashion choices and stoic comment on Heath Ledger's death, but whatever. I'm caving in.

On Thursday's Late Show With David Letterman, Mary-Kate Olsen revealed, "He used to play on the soccer team for my high school.

When Letterman asked if she thought he was "wormy," she nodded and said, "yeah."

"He does not have a good temper," added Olsen, who was promoting her new indie The Wackness. "He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, 'Me or the coach!'"

Letterman said he was surprised by the story because Pratt looked like the kind of guy who has never broken a sweat in his life.

"Oh, my God �" that brings up stories!" Olsen said. "I don't know if I should talk about it."

 

She then laughed and added, "The Wackness is a great film!"

Asked if they were friends at the time, Olsen said, "No."

After Letterman asked her how a guy can be so "oily," Olsen uncomfortably laughed and changed the subject.

You know Spencer loves Mary-Kate now for mentioning him and keeping him famous, but I can only imagine how rude he would be to her if he runs into her on the street at any time. Her troll ass should always walk with bodyguards.

Mary Kate Olsen Elle Magazine Pictures

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Mary Kate scrubbed herself down and got glam for her Elle photoshoot. She looks beautiful.

 

 

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Mary Kate Olsen still dresses like trash and because she's a billionaire, she has clothing lines. Christian Siriano, I'm waiting for a dis!

Mary Kate Olsen, the unattractive hippy

Mary-Kate Olsen �" in vintage Missoni �" makes a colorful arrival Wednesday at the New Yorkers for Children benefit at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel. Inside, the actress sat at Margarita Missoni's table, though she mostly kept to herself.

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Hugh Hefner Wants The Olsen Twins To Pose In Playboy

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The 81-year-old men's magazine mogul - who originally asked the twins to model for him when they turned 18 three years ago - but was turned down - hopes the girls will accept his invitation to appear in a special June edition of his adult publication to mark their 22nd birthday. A source said: "Hugh thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy. But it might not be that easy getting them agree to pose for Playboy. They're all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue."

Hugh just isn't going to be satisfied till those skinny bitches grace the cover of his magazine. It's funny they wanna do Vogue when they normally look like they should be in homeless ho weekly.

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The Olsen Twins Publishing A Coffee Table Book

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Watch out coffee tables, cause the Olsen twins are coming to get 'cha! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are publishing a coffee table book called Influence, which is about people who have inspired them and are the most interesting. What would be interesting to me is if Mary-Kate wrote a book about looking like a homeless slut but being seen as 'fashionable'.

It will feature "the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know "the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation," Ashley said in a statement. Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello."Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others," Mary-Kate said.

The book will also have never before seen interviews and exclusive photos of MK And Ashley. It's gonna totally suck!

Mary-Kate Olsen Totally Wrote Her Statement on Heath Ledger

There's no fancy PR wording in here. Mary-Kate totally penned this.

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Mary-Kate finally made a public statement today regarding Heath Ledger, the Australian actor who was found dead shortly before his housekeeper called Mary-Kate four times.

"Heath was a friend. His death is a tragic loss. My thoughts are with his family during this very difficult time."

Well, well, well, if you know how I roll, as in, you know how I type - you should be familiar with my inability to shut the eff up and step away from the keyboard.

Although MK didn't have to make a statement at all, I think it would be so disrespectful not to say something kind about a dear friend who has passed away, so at least she did that.

Now, that being said, I'm disappointed in Mary-Kate's statement. Very disappointed. I didn't know Heath personally, but I could have said the exact same thing about the talented young actor. In fact, every single gossip blogger this week has said, "His death is a tragic loss. My thoughts are with his family during this very difficult time." - including me!

I know she must be hurting, but damn. Mary-Kate gave the weakest, most disconnected statement of all this week! I mean, John Travolta went balls out over Heath and he never even worked with him.

Maybe I'm high maintenance; I just expected at least a few dozen words from her, reminding us of how amazing he was.

  • Mary-Kate and Heath were dating, but not exclusively, for three months before his passing.

The Olsen Twins are The New Paris Hilton

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It's just been making out after making out after hook up after hookup with Lance Armstrong, the dude from Brothers and Sisters, Stavros Niachos ... These bitches are whores! I like 'em.

Some of my friends headed to Beatrice Inn, where they spotted Mary-Kate Olsen keeping warm in the arms of Nate Lowman. She was wearing her signature gobs of jewelry while making out with him on a banquette.

For those who aren't familiar with Lowman, he's an NYU graduate whose work is currently on view at the New Museum's "Unmonumental" exhibition. He's 28, with pallid tortured-artist good looks and a penchant for flannel shirts.Supposedly, it's not the first time the pair have hooked up.

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