Mary-Kate Olsen
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Mary-Kate Olsen brought her messy hair and typical fug out to some dude named Antony Micallef's art show opening Tuesday in L.A. I dunno if that's some fake leather she's wearing, I can only hope so... still deciding if that's a jacket, a dress or a seat cover.

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Possibly the most disturbing pictures you will ever see this year - Holy Candy
Sarah Jessica Parker is biting Mr. Big's neck in the Sex and the City set pictures - Daily Stab
Alicia Silverstone's nude pictures for PETA - Celebrity Smack
Alice Cooper talks about men who wear makeup - Bree says
Paris Hilton is turning into Britney Spears - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Who needs a "nappy nap"? - Rad Report
Vanessa Hudgens doesn't know she should get paid for her snatch? - Agent Bedhead
Sean Preston Federline is adorable on the cover of Us magazine - Allie
Very hot Rihanna pictures I forgot to post today - Juicy News
The fate of Barry Bonds' balls. Hehe. - Bumpshack
I'm on team Dan Rather! Poor thing was used and abused by CBS - Gabby
Jesse Metcalf's man boobs - IBBB
Beyonce changes up her hair - Girls Talkin' Smack
Avril Lavigne's mom looks like a man - Ninja Dude
The hotness that is Brad Pitt, (photospread) - Popbytes

When Mary-Kate made the comment in Harper's Bazaar :

"I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. All of my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."

It was only a matter of time before the masterminds at Pretty On The Outside put this glorious piece of art together!

Excerpts:

"I woke up one morning and was like, I want white-trash hair today."

"I always get creamed for having my Starbucks cup. But the only time people get photos of me is when I'm getting coffee, when I can't sneak away from the camera."

"Men, they just dress the way they want, and they don't think about 'Who Wore it Best'…I just dress the way I feel instead of looking for what's the new handbag."

"They take photos of us going into our offices, and it's 'Mary-Kate and Ashley shopping again.' But I'm going to work for eight hours, and we're working so hard...It just shows how people want to think of you."

"I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. All of my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."

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Mary-Kate Olsen was sitting outside at Opera the other night and the table was littered with Grey Goose bottles. She was in a good mood and Owen Wilson drifted over and struck up a conversation with her.

A few giggles later they were getting along so well that he had his arm around her. He asked for her phone number and she gave it to him.

How old is Owen? Mary-Kate can do better. After Kate Hudson divorced her husband for his cock, he only gave her a few months worth of the goods. His nose is a microscopic flaccid penis, and he must not be able to inhale properly through that thing because he sounds congested.

Hitting on an Olsen twin? Owen's real dick must be just as big as the penis on his face. Hoping a young, potentially inexperienced girl doesn't know any better?! Look at them yellow teef and wrinkles. Douche needs to dye his roots.


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Mary-Kate Olsen is hot. My favorite goth bag lady albino is featured in You magazine lookin' pretty decent.