Bethenny Frankel's former assistant from "Bethenny Getting Married" and "Bethenny Ever After" is doing what every mature fired employee does: Talk sh!t.

Max Meisel is a college graduate that Bethenny hired after his impressive interview in which he said he only had to be told to do something once. After getting the job, Max took no initiative to do anything and he didn't put much effort into completing any task.

Last week Bethenny fired him, and Max isn't liking the responses that he's receiving from viewers who are aware that he sucks. Bethenny claims that Max was more interested in the glitz than working, had become a liability, and even asked her husband, Jason Hoppy, for a condom.

Max fired back by saying that Bethenny asked him the age of the oldest girl that he has had sex with, he also claims she's not A-list, and goes on to complain about having to pick out thongs for her and build a crib.

Both parties are at fault here. Max wasn't qualified and Bethenny was delusional to think that he would be interested in performing the tasks that she assigned to him. As far as Max asking her husband for a condom, Max is an idiot. Bethenny is also wrong; however, Bethenny asking about the oldest woman that Max had slept with isn't surprising, considering that she's constantly inappropriate. It's what draws people to her and what turns others off. Max and Bethenny just didn't mesh well. Max didn't know how good he had it, though.

We've posted Max's angry/ pathetic response after the jump.

In the beginning of last Thursday's episode, Bethenny Frankel takes CPR class and can't figure out how to put a baby in a car seat in a car. She also has her friend Lauren bring her newborn baby over cause Bethenny says, "I was curious to get some perspective on what a newborn looks like." Bethenny is 39 years old, she freaks me out!

Later, Bethenny's assistant Max Meisel tells Bethenny that he went on a date with a girl that he met at one of Bethenny's events. He says he's just telling her about the hookup now because "it was on the mad DL." He then asks Bethenny to hook him up with some other ho and Bethenny is all giddy about it. Besides the craziness of Max begging his boss to help get him laid, the man literally broke out as he was speaking to Bethenny! I kid you not. He began his conversation with clear skin and ended it with a big @ss pepporoni pimple below his lip and a big ol' zit below his eye. AWESOME! That's about as real as reality TV will ever get. No makeup, big problems.

The next morning, Bethenny's water breaks in the middle of the night and I finally agree with Ms. Frankel's assessment that "Bethenny Getting Married is an intelligent show!" I, too, never knew that one's water could break in the middle of the night. Bethenny says: "My water broke in the middle of the night. No one told me that! The movies say you're standing up and it's like Niagara Falls is coming outta your legs, that's not what it's like." WHO KNEW?! I always tell everyone who has had a baby 'TELL ME EVERYTHING!' and then I start screaming, 'THAT IS DISGUSTING!' which is probably why they've never made it to the water breaking part...

Meanwhile Jason Hoppy and Bethenny are getting ready to go to the hospital now that her water broke and Jason says that he's not ready to be a dad yet. He also starts laughing while saying that he's excited. He can't get off the phone cause he's trying to call all his friends and family. When Jason's in the kitchen with his wife, he asks, "How do you feel, mama?" He's such a dork. The baby isn't out yet.

Outside of the hospital, Bethenny's assistant Julie tells Bethenny's personal assistant Max that he needs to buy Bethenny some underwear, since she mostly has thongs. Max says: "Are you f*cking with me?" Julie also tells him he needs to buy a bassinet. He says "What's a bassinet?"

In the hospital, Bethenny says that no one tells you that you only eat ice and she keeps bragging about how happy Mr. Hoppy is that he got laid this week. Jason also tells Bethenny that her mom called and Bethenny says that she doesn't want her mother to come to her house.

Back to the labor. Bethenny is in labor for like a day now, like 15+ hours or something and she gets an epidural. I suddenly wanna get knocked up just so I can have one of those! Bethenny says: "The epidural just washes it [the pain] all away, it does. It makes the lambs stop screaming. It's just like awwwwwwwww! You're back in business. This is a party now. I'm at a bar right now. I'm at a night club. It's New Year's Eve, it's nice. I'm toasted. I'm awesome. Word up! I'll have quintuplets if they give me this stuff." See all, I think every woman and man should get pregnant just to experience that kind of high!

Bethenny is then wheeled into surgery and Bryn Hoppy is born via C-section! Next week Jason's parents get to meet their granddaughter.

On the season premiere of Bethenny Getting Married she interviewed a few people for a job as her personal assistant. The applicants were eclectic, but Bethenny settled for sweet talking Max Meisel, 24.

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Max Meisel used to play football for Syracuse University and he seems like a total douche, but a nice douche or a "hot" guy like Bethenny described him. I think he seemed unqualified, but he blogged that he hadn't watched The Real Housewives of New York City and he thinks that may have impressed Bethenny cause she wasn't seeking a fan.

Here's more from Bethenny's new bitch, Max: My interview certainly began interestingly. She thought I was hot and I thought I should have gotten a haircut. She asked if I sleep around and I wondered what my sexual promiscuity (or lack thereof) had to do with my capabilities as an assistant...

I think Jason realized the upside of having me around - he would get a piece of his manhood back, something I’m sure he’d been missing as a result of being around Julie, Bethenny, Cookie, and Skinnygirl Margaritas all the time...

My hair looks like I’m on my way to Seaside Heights to try to bang Snooki. I had only been on the job with Bethenny for a few days, but I felt good about how things were going. But I also knew I was in for one hell of an unpredictable, wild ride as Bethenny Frankel's new assistant.

Good for Max. Although I see him as a sweet talking sales person meets a-hole (and I don't like his hair) he's smart enough to know that he should be passive if he wants to succeed with Bethenny and I think he'll be a good fit. She's pushing 40; she wants a young one to keep her trendy.