I have no idea what CCAA stands for; Google searches pull up many companies with the same acronym, but it's apparently a Brazilian-based language school. This ad, featuring Megan Fox's horrible acting skills and a cameo by Mike Tyson, was created to inspire the youth of Brazil to learn English. Megan looks great here, like she always does, and this commercial works for me. CCAA really knows how to effectively reach its target audience!

Megan Fox CCAA ad

Someone is too lazy to wear a damn wig. Casey Anthony could teach Megan Fox a thing or two about going incognito. Megan was pap'd the other day at LAX and I think she may have read our blog post; she ditched the baseball cap for a different disguise.

Megan's been hiding from photographers for years, and their photos are less valuable when two thirds of her face is covered, so I guess this technique of hers is working for her. Hint: a wig, like a red one, (with some sunglasses) would work wonders, woman!

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

Lindsay Lohan desperately needs a comeback movie role, and Megan Fox? Well she's just way hotter! Lohan is confirmed to make Elizabeth Taylor roll in her grave by playing her in a new movie, but E! News reports that Megan is also being considered!!

Lifetime executive producer of Liz and Dick says: "I've been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox."

He said that casting this movie is "like casting for Hollywood royalty" and that "ti's a very serious selection."

Lindsay is just a frontrunner. The filmmaker plans to shart shooting the movie in Canada this spring!

... Back to my first few sentences, while Megan is hotter, Lindsay is the more capable actress. It would be nice to see Lohan actually act in something these days. I'd be okay with either actress scoring the role, but Megan better watch her back. You know what happens when Lindsay gets upset.

Naturally I'd love to hint that Megan Fox is looking pissed, which means that she and Brian Austin Green will get divorced, but I won't go there. Brian Austin Green is her Messiah. Megan will hold on at all costs.

Megan and B.A.G. were spotted shopping in Los Angeles on Friday. Megan stuck to her typical disguise: a baseball cap, a T-shirt and some sweats. In an interview she said that she doesn't like to wear makeup. We see that that's true, but it's so easy to spot Ms. Fox. She's thin, always wears her hair down and she's constantly in a baseball cap.

Brian's talking to his mistress on the phone in code. Sorry, couldn't help it. These two are getting divorced.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Perhaps unaware that she's considered an unrepentant b!tch by much of the movie-going public, Megan Fox has taken another role where she plays the boyfriend-stealing "other woman," this time in the new romantic comedy "Friends With Kids."

Friends With Kids Trailer

The film is written, directed by and starring Jon Hamm's girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt, which explains how it managed to land a relatively star-studded cast including Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Adam Scott, Maya Rudolph and, of course, Megan.

This is one of those trailers that basically reveals the entire plot of the movie, so we can safely say it's about two friends who decide to have a kid together, but not date. Wackiness ensues, the guy bangs Megan Fox and eventually the friends decide they were right for each other all along.

Based on the title I was hoping it would be about that tragic point in your life when all your friends start having kids and no longer have time to do body shots off of strippers until 4 am on a Tuesday. Sigh. Someday, Hollywood will tell my story.

The first trailer for the 2012 Academy Awards is here and it's a star-studded spoof that makes light of Eddie Murphy dropping out as host. Brian Grazer needs a reputable Oscar host so bad that Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel are trying to hunt him down! In search of Billy Crystal, The Transformers co-stars run into Vinnie Jones, Robin Williams and William Fichtner.

Oscars 2012 Trailer

Sacha Baron Cohen is starring in a new offensive comedy called The Dictator. Its been a while since Megan Fox starred in a successful movie, and I'm thinking this might not flop. Sacha didn't require much from Megan. She's playing herself, and Megan and Sacha have sex in the movie... This looks like a role Megan could work well with. It must be nice to get paid to play yourself. This looks pretty funny.

The Dictator Trailer

... Except she has money to buy expensive gifts and wear nice clothes. Megan Fox was spotted shopping at Madison in West Hollywood yesterday. She combed the racks of the boutique before leaving with a few bags of stuff.

Megan is often seen in a baseball cap that covers her face up, workout clothes, or jeans and a T-shirt, but she looks like she put in effort this time. I am loving her outfit, especially the boots. I'm thinking that Megan may have called up the paps to make sure they would capture all of her hotness! Who bends over and leans on a glass case like that?! She's lookin' damn good.

Photos: Wenn

Megan Fox is removing the large tattoo of Marilyn Monroe's face that she has on her right arm. Megan says that removing the tattoo is painful, but she wants it gone because she's "just over it." Funny how Megan's smart enough to know that it's unhealthy to idolize Marilyn while Lindsay Lohan can't stop getting naked and posing like her.

At her Broadway debut of the 24-Hour Plays show in New York, Fox said: “You outgrow things that you love when you were a child. I got it when I was 18 and now I’m 25 and it just doesn’t make sense anymore.”

Getting the ink removed is not painless. “It’s a hundred times worse than the tattoo itself. I’ve only done one [session] so I probably have three or four left.”

She sounds confident about the end result. “I think it will come off completely because I have the right skin type to remove ink. The more fair skinned you are the easier it is to remove dark ink, and I’m as fair as it gets.”

I never thought about how painful it might be to have a tattoo removed, all I know is that it's expensive and you can still see traces of the tattoo on many people. Some people get the most hideous work done to begin with! I don't think having a tattoo where Megan has her Marilyn Monroe one is a good place to get inked at all. She'll look much classier once it's completely gone.

Photos: Fame

Megan Fox was pap'd walking around Los Angeles yesterday and she was not wearing her wedding ring. Megan was spotted leaving Larchmont Bungalow after having lunch. Brian Austin Green wasn't with her at the time, and neither was her wedding ring.

So are Megan and Brian headed for divorce? That's doubtful. Megan is completely possessed by her has been husband. She's got a Kung Fu grip on his dick. He'd have to take out a restraining order, get plastic surgery, and move to another country to get rid of Megan. It takes a stalker to know one.

Megan without her ring photos are posted HERE