At first I got all giddy reading these reviews about how much Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen sucks, then I remembered that Megan Fox will continue to be featured on the big screen and in magazines even if this movie is trash. I want her to go away. Permanently.

Megan Fox will bring the boys to the theater and Shia LaBeouf will do the same for the girls. Transformers 2 will still be #1 at the box office this weekend cause it doesn't really matter what the critics are saying. Sigh.

One of my guys is seeing this with his guy friends because he like has to or something. It's kind of offensive, but maybe they wanna talk about Megan when I'm not around and talk dirty at Hooters, the restaurant they usually go to before the movies.

Why the eff isn't there a male equivalent of Hooters? My restaurant name suggestions for hot male waiters serving food in Speedos are "Sausages" or "Cocky." I could come up with more. but I've deviated from Transformers enough.

The harsh reviews are after the jump. I've highlighted some of the best insults that I'd like to incorporate into future posts about Megan Fox, which I think would only be fitting.

Transformers' sexy vixen Megan Fox was photographed boarding a plane with some cameltoe hanging out. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf are promoting Transformers right now. Megan has recently said that she's single. Yep. Right before Transformers is supposed to hit theaters, she's single!

Enjoy. The toed camel pics are after the jump.

Megan Fox showed off her toned limbs at the Berlin premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The self-proclaimed tranny shaved her tranny legs and looked really gorgeous.

Megan Fox has such an exotic look. Her only function is to stand still and look pretty; once she opens her mouth ignorance just pours out. Her tattoos are hideous, and overall she looked pretty awkward. But at least her hard nipples were happy and that 22-inch waist she talks about was partially on display.

I don't think Megan Fox should reproduce until she is extensively evaluated by medical professionals for years. She may honestly be bi-polar. I also don't think she reads. If she did, she would remember what she said in her last interview(s) and try to say something cohesive to the statements she's made before.

Every other day she says she loves being a sex symbol and every other day she says she hates being a sex symbol. All I know is that Megan Fox is a feminist's nightmare and I hope she'll go away SOON.

Megan tells Entertainment Weekly,

I don't know why someone would complain about that. I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.

True to her roots, Megan Fox has made yet another statement that negates everything she said preceding it, right before she'll make another comment that contradicts this one. Then she'll remind us again that she's bisexual, loves sex, and is "really confident sexually."

Megan Fox tells Entertainment Tonight that she doesn't mind being a sex symbol.

"I think it's wonderful. I didn't decide I'm gonna be an actress cause I wanna be respected for how I play chess."

So what should Megan be respected for exactly, cause I have yet to figure that one out. I find it so hilarious that the woman who's so confident sexually and doesn't have to try as hard as ScarJo because her sexiness "oozes out of" her pores has latched herself onto Z-lister Brian Austin Green for most of her adult life. Freshman sorority sisters are more confident sexually than this laughable poser. NEXT!

Today in Stupid: Megan Fox says that actors are prostitutes.

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes.” Fox tells the July issue of British GQ. “We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.

“I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time.

“There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”

Coming from the tranny who's "just really confident sexually" and doesn't wanna use big words like Scarlett Johansson to sound smart, is Megan even remotely aware that she contradicts herself every single time she speaks? It's like Megan has some tragic disease that effects her ability to be coherent and sensical. What can be done to save her? Without further treatment, the diagnosis is grim: Must STFU at all times so that the condition doesn't worsen.

Megan Fox's attitude reeks and she is effing stupid. Megan Fox is also a jealous idiot and she disses Scarlett Johansson in the new issue of Esquire magazine.

Megan says,

I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against,” she says, “but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”

I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores…It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

How many major awards has Megan Fox been nominated for? None. How many has Scar Jo won? Some. Megan's totally intimidated by Scarlett's success.

Megan can't sound intelligent because she's too busy talking about being a tranny and how she's "really confident sexually," which is something Scarlett wouldn't do. ScarJo is naturally sexy and she doesn't insult others so that she can climb to the top. Scar Jo's so "confident sexually" that the men on the set of Scarlett's nude Vanity Fair shoot said she didn't give a sh*t that they were around and she's very comfortable with her body. Scarlett also doesn't remind us of her sexuality in every single one of her interviews. It's so obvious that Megan is "painfully insecure" just like she's said she is in the past.

Not all women are as catty or as brain dead as this dumb idiot tranny b*tch. Meg deserves her Z-list fiance Brian Austin Green. Okay, next.

Megan Fox is an annoying beautiful woman with low self-esteem and nothing substantial to say; none of that matters, though, cause she is damn hot.

Here's Megan doing what she does best - giving us something to look at without subjecting us to another diatribe about looking "like a tranny" or contrived revelations about how much she loves sex with men or women.

They didn't break up. They hit a rough patch. But in every long-term relationship, people go through ups and downs."

"These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time," says a friend. Another friend adds that recently, Megan and Brian, who have been together since 2004, even agreed to seek help for their relationship problems.

"In early March, they decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. They are committed to try and make it work." "He's a really great person," says Megan of Brian. "When I'm not working, I'm at home [with him] all the time."

This is why Megan is unattractive to me. Bitch is dumb. Beauty should be matched with some brains, but she's an awkward "tranny" who doesn't know how hawt she is and how doomed her relationship is. I want them to get hitched cause the sooner they wed, the sooner they split.

source

Megan Fox and fiance Brian Austin Green have split.

"The relationship had run its course. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."

Fox, 22 (who'll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June's sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox's Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now "are both focusing on their careers," the source adds.

Yes. Yes. YES!!!! Us chicks do not need delusional hoes like Megan settling for anything but the best. If a woman with Megan's beauty and career can be engaged to a D-List has been who's 12 years her senior, that's just bad business. Not a good look for any woman.

Keeping my toes crossed that she'll upgrade and start dating all kinds of hot men with gorgeous careers. I can't really picture her with anyone really, though. Except maybe Paul Walker, but he's taken. She'll make any guy look so much better. Megan's the kind of woman you want on your arm.

Congrats! Glad she has finally woken up. :)

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