Lindsay-Unemployed-and-No-Longer-Sponging-Off-of-SamRo-Lohan went to Mel B's Vegas Peepshow and asked the producer for a gig.

The actress has approached the producer of Peepshow, a new Las Vegas revue, about joining the act in several months.

"I think she would be great in the show," Peepshow's producer Jerry Mitchell told PEOPLE. "I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow."

If LiLo gets the role she'll take over for Kelly Monaco. Lindsay will also have to strip down to almost nothing and expose her saggy breasts.

"When the character strips she does it because she has learned to be strong by the other character/dancers in the show, and by watching them take charge with their considerable assets," Mitchell said. "I am sure I could do the same for Miss Lohan. The show is a perfect match for Lindsay and her beauty as well as her acting talents."

I wonder if Lindsay's credit cards can support her alleged cocaine habit cause it sounds like there's gonna be a wait for this gig. Good luck to the has been.

Here's Linds and Mel B over the weekend.

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Unbefuckinglivable! Eddie Murphy has never met his daughter Angel that he had with Mel B. Angel will be two years old in just two months.

"To see the kid, he'd have to see the mother. Maybe when she's older, Eddie will see Angel, but not now."

Mel, 33 (real name Melanie Brown), says, "I want Angel to know she has two parents who love her so much,"

I don't understand how people can do this and I don't want to. But I wonder if Mel B. is making attempts to get Eddie to meet up or if she's given up by now? I'm not in this predicament, so I'm clueless as to what I would do if I were Mel B. It's disgusting and I guess I expect celebs to hold themselves to higher standards than your average, minimum wage deadbeat daddy. Eddie's no better.

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If you show up at Mel B's nuptials, you won't be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She's selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They'll pay her $400,000.

When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she'll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.

Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.

Why Egypt?! Congrats?

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It's been a long running rumor that Mel B is a nymph, and she pretty much confirms it saying,

"If there was an Olympic sport for anything, I'd win gold for sex. I've always felt sexy. I've never looked in the mirror and moaned about the way I look… Me and Stefan have a pretty hot sex life, and I admit I look quite good in my underwear."

Mel is putting her smokin' hot body to good use! Now this is a MILF. She looked great before her two daughters, and she looks great after her two daughters. Ms. B has always felt sexy because she has curves for days, but her confidence is even sexier.

Eddie Murphy, the fugly dude with the hottest hos, has revealed that he doesn't want nuttin' to do with his 11-month-old daugher, Angel, because he thinks Mel B trapped him into sperminating her.

Eddie says Mel lied about being on the pill, and he says they only had sex three times.

"What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions," a source told The National Enquirer. He has said that he won't see the little girl, because he doesn't want to set eyes on Mel.Mel revealed she was pregnant just weeks after the unlikely couple split in the summer of 2006. Ironically, Angel shares her birthday with her famous father. She was born April 3, 2007. And ever since then the two have been entangled in a bitter child support battle.

Despite Mel's public protests that Eddie won't support Angel, the actor's lawyers insist he paid Mel $15,000 (£7,500) per month and paid all her medical expenses during her pregnancy.

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Check out the hot promo picture for the Spice Girls upcoming tour! Love it. I'm glad they're back! Babies, divorces and wrinkles later they're ready to take the stage and croak their hearts out for the world to see.

Despite popular belief, girls aren't always catty. We can join forces and deliver when we wanna. Just don't steal our outfits or use our makeup without asking. The claws come out for that mess.

I'm a Mel B fan now that I know how Eddie Murphy tried to call her a slut, implying that she sleeps around because he "doesn't know who" the father of her baby is. Turns out it's turtle head's baby and he's gotta pay up. All these sluts look good in their promo pic!

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The Spice Girls announced their world tour a few days ago, but they're already fighting! Ego vs. ego, it's gettin' ugly real quick.

"On the outside the girls are pals and everything is fantastic. But behind the scenes the Spice Girls' wars have started again - and the egos have landed.

The source explained that Melanie Brown had already been backing out of meetings and turning up late for other events: "It was as if she was giving a two-fingered salute to the others. She was also acting crazy, spouting all sorts of stuff, and desperate to show off. It was like, ‘Listen everyone, I'm the craziest person here.'"

But it seems like tensions between Geri and Victoria might be the ultimate downfall. A source told People that the women have been accusing each other of using the tour for their own ends.

The tabs enjoy making reports that women can't get along, it's so stereotypical and sexiest. But if they are fighting, I hope they can keep it together! I really wanna go see the Spice Girls on tour! If I can go for free and meet David Beckham backstage. Their show is not to be missed.


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Seven years after splitting up, the Spice Girls have announced a worldwide comeback spectacular.The girl band will kick off a world tour in America. The five - now all in their thirties - will start on 7 December in Los Angeles - the new home of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham and her family.

The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others (scroll to bottom for list of dates and locations) will certainly be lucrative for the Spices.

They are expected to pocket about £10 million each.

I didn't realize Posh was a real person anymore? All I ever see is tits and pout (she has no ass folks) and rarely hear her speak. Also during their concert they are using a 'virtual voice' which will basically cover for their horrible singing when they sing out of tune. What happened to pure singing entertainment?

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