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Lindsay-Unemployed-and-No-Longer-Sponging-Off-of-SamRo-Lohan went to Mel B's Vegas Peepshow and asked the producer for a gig.

The actress has approached the producer of Peepshow, a new Las Vegas revue, about joining the act in several months.

"I think she would be great in the show," Peepshow's producer Jerry Mitchell told PEOPLE. "I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow."

If LiLo gets the role she'll take over for Kelly Monaco. Lindsay will also have to strip down to almost nothing and expose her saggy breasts.

"When the character strips she does it because she has learned to be strong by the other character/dancers in the show, and by watching them take charge with their considerable assets," Mitchell said. "I am sure I could do the same for Miss Lohan. The show is a perfect match for Lindsay and her beauty as well as her acting talents."

I wonder if Lindsay's credit cards can support her alleged cocaine habit cause it sounds like there's gonna be a wait for this gig. Good luck to the has been.

Here's Linds and Mel B over the weekend.

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Unbefuckinglivable! Eddie Murphy has never met his daughter Angel that he had with Mel B. Angel will be two years old in just two months.

"To see the kid, he'd have to see the mother. Maybe when she's older, Eddie will see Angel, but not now."

Mel, 33 (real name Melanie Brown), says, "I want Angel to know she has two parents who love her so much,"

I don't understand how people can do this and I don't want to. But I wonder if Mel B. is making attempts to get Eddie to meet up or if she's given up by now? I'm not in this predicament, so I'm clueless as to what I would do if I were Mel B. It's disgusting and I guess I expect celebs to hold themselves to higher standards than your average, minimum wage deadbeat daddy. Eddie's no better.

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If you show up at Mel B's nuptials, you won't be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She's selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They'll pay her $400,000.

When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she'll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.

Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.

Why Egypt?! Congrats?

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It's been a long running rumor that Mel B is a nymph, and she pretty much confirms it saying,

"If there was an Olympic sport for anything, I'd win gold for sex. I've always felt sexy. I've never looked in the mirror and moaned about the way I look… Me and Stefan have a pretty hot sex life, and I admit I look quite good in my underwear."

Mel is putting her smokin' hot body to good use! Now this is a MILF. She looked great before her two daughters, and she looks great after her two daughters. Ms. B has always felt sexy because she has curves for days, but her confidence is even sexier.

Eddie Murphy, the fugly dude with the hottest hos, has revealed that he doesn't want nuttin' to do with his 11-month-old daugher, Angel, because he thinks Mel B trapped him into sperminating her.

Eddie says Mel lied about being on the pill, and he says they only had sex three times.

"What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions," a source told The National Enquirer. He has said that he won't see the little girl, because he doesn't want to set eyes on Mel.Mel revealed she was pregnant just weeks after the unlikely couple split in the summer of 2006. Ironically, Angel shares her birthday with her famous father. She was born April 3, 2007. And ever since then the two have been entangled in a bitter child support battle.

Despite Mel's public protests that Eddie won't support Angel, the actor's lawyers insist he paid Mel $15,000 (£7,500) per month and paid all her medical expenses during her pregnancy.

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