Last week there was a rumor that Mel Gibson knocked up some chick named Laura Beliizi. Mel denied it, but has been photographed with Laura, and Laura says there's no truth to the frivolous rumor.

Laura tells TMZ: "Mel Gibson is not the father of my child."

She believes that her "alleged friends" who started the rumor are "being 100% dishonest in a misguided effort to seek 5 seconds of notoriety and fame."

I still assume that they f*cked though, but that's just me.

Laura Bellizzi starred on a VH1 reality series that no one watched called Secrets of Aspen. The show was quickly cancelled, but Laura's quest for fame continues. Lacking in talent, but desperate for attention, Laura has decided to incur the wrath of the angriest man in Hollywood by claiming that Mel Gibson got her pregnant. May God have mercy on her soul.

In fairness, Mel and Laura did date (very briefly) over the summer, and Laura actually has yet to to go public with the claim, but friends say she's left little doubt that Mad Mel is the baby daddy. Sources close to Laura claim the 35 year-old mother of two kept quiet about her pregnancy for as long as possible, but is now four months along and has revealed to friends who the famous father is. One of Mel's people, however, has released a statement claiming that it's "physically impossible" that he's the father. "Unless it's possible to impregnate someone with rage," he probably meant to add.

Well, if Laura's claim is true, then her baby is set for life. As for Laura, herself, she may want to start looking into changing her name and finding a safe place to hide out for a few years.

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This should end well. Mel Gibson has announced his intention to produce, direct, and star in a film about ancient Jewish hero Judah Maccabee. Naturally, a lot of people are less than thrilled with this idea. In fact, just about everyone who's not Mel Gibson is less than thrilled with this idea.

A spokesman for the Anti-Defamation League issued a statement saying, "It would be a travesty to have the story of the Maccabees told by one who has no respect and sensitivity for other people’s religious views." The founder of the Jewish rights group The Simon Wiesenthal center said that having Gibson work on a film about Jewish history would be "like having a white supremacist portray Martin Luther King Jr." Expect more of these statements as word spreads that Mad Mel basically plans on spitting in the face of a group he's already enraged on several occasions.

For his part, Gibson has yet to issue a statement, but we can probably expect some kind of drunken rant in the near future. For now, he plans to begin work on the film as soon as the script is completed by Joe Eszterhas, the man who brought us Showgirls. Seriously.

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The custody idspute between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva is finally over. After months of allegations and rumors of physical abuse, secret audio tapes and broken teeth, I'm glad this case is over.

Mel was ordered to pay Oksana $750,000 which will be split into 3 payments and his daughter Lucia will receive the same amount of money that his other children with ex-wife Robyn receive. Oksana and Lucia can stay in the house they are currently living in, which Mel bought and he can visit the house anytime, as long as he has a designated person with him... I say, move out of the house! I wouldn't want psycho Mel poppin' up at my door whenever he wanted!

The kicker in this whole settlement is Oksana Grigorieva could have actually made $15 million had she stuck with the original deal. She didn't go through with that settlement because she felt Mel was a danger to their daughter Lucia and believed Mel shouldn't have unsupervised contact with Lucia. Under the current deal, Mel actually gained more unsupervised contact with Lucia and Oksana... Well, she's a dumb@ss for not sticking with the original deal.

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Stella Mouzi hasn't known Mel Gibson very long, but he's already effing-up her life. Sounds just like the start of all his other relationships.

Stella tells People magazine that the American press has it all wrong, and she hates all this attention she's been receiving since rumors surfaced that she's dating Mel. Yeah, she looks like the type who hates attention."I came to the U.S. from Greece a few months and was charmed by American hospitality," Stella says. "I have made many new friends including Mel Gibson, with whom I share merely a friendly acquaintance."

Stella also denies rumors that she's a bondage/fetish sex worker who will cattle prod your balls for a shiny American quarter. "I am a dancer, performance artist and a photographer - that is the extent of my like professionally. It has been difficult to be the subject of false rumors."

This is America, lady. If you don't wanna be the subject of false rumors, stop hanging around with famous crazy people!

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Mel Gibson is a violent freak and his new girlfriend Stella Mouzi is freaky. Perfect match? Mel's girlfriend is a gothic model who does stripper fetish stuff with tape across her nipples and black face-paint around her mouth... Okay.

I would love to say that Mel's chick is hot, but she scares me. When it comes to sex, this b!tch doesn't leave the room 'til your balls are bruised and battered.

Stella's like a stripper who calls herself a dancer. If you're naked on a stage you can call it what you wanna, but that pretty much confirms you're a whore for hire.

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Lady Gaga's long lost sister, Stella Mouzi, is having sex with Mel Gibson for some reason. The gothic model attended the Los Angeles Fetish Film Festival in April, and that's where these, uh, (sexy?) photos were taken.

Stella looks like she knows how to put on a show in bed, which is great for Mel, who likes his orgasms and soulgasms.

Mel is 55, but I couldn't find any info on how old this dumb Ukrainian whore is. Did she listen to Mel's tapes where he tells his ex that he hopes she gets raped? Those are the kind of messages every woman dreams of listening to on her voicemail. Awwww. Mel has so much anger in him, it's kind of impressive.

Have fun, Stella! We hope you know what you're gettin' into.

DO YOU THINK STELLA IS HOT?

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Mel Gibson found a new woman to replace his old train wreck Oksana Grigorieva. Mel has been spotted with Greek gothic model Stella Mouzi numerous times over the last few weeks and it's gettin' serious.

Mel and his kinky ho have been spotted together leaving dinner together, hanging out at Sky Bar on the Sunset Strip, and she even hit up Mel's Malibu shack for a barbecue. She's currently in the U.S. on a visitors visa and wants to extend her stay so she'll be doing what she can to get into Mel's pants and sucker him into putting a ring on it.

If she doesn't have a problem getting punched in the face and losing a couple of teeth, along with being called a whore, they'll be perfect for each other! She looks like she'd take a couple of b!tch slaps to keep her ass in America.

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Mel Gibson sounds like an abuser to us! They're always innocent or justified for their violent behavior because you pissed them off and, well, you shouldn't have pissed them off!

Gibson has finally spoken out since his 2010 PR nightmare where he was recorded telling his ex-girlfriend and baby mama Oksana Grigorieva that he hopes that she gets raped by a pack of n*ggers before calling her a slut for showing cleavage on the red carpet. Prince charming.

Mel beat Oksana, Whoopi Goldberg blamed Oksana and said that Mel isn't racist, and now the 56 year-old is finally speaking out on his own behalf.

Mel told Deadline.com: "Who anticipates being recorded? Who could anticipate such a personal betrayal?" True, but how many people say such vile things while under the most stressful situations? Oops, I forgot, Mel is only human.

Mel is also gentle and kind: "I've never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality -- period. I don't blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. You have to put it all in the proper context of being in an irrationally heated discussion at the height of a breakdown, trying to get out of a really unhealthy relationship. It's one terribly awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and doesn't represent what I truly believe or how I've treated people my entire life."

On his future: "I don't care if I don't act anymore. The whole experience has been most unfortunate. And so it's not without all the downside. I could easily not act again. It's not a problem. I'm going to do something now because I want to do it and because it's fun."

We need to stop rewarding abusive men in movies, sports, and all entertainment industries, or any industry for that matter. This self-righteous, violent bigot hasn't changed and does not deserve a second chance.

Before you get too excited - they didn't lock him up. Still, it must have been kind of satisfying to see Mel Gibson getting booked and fingerprinted by El Segundo police, even if he was released shortly after and the criminal case against him permanently closed.

The cops even snapped a round of mug shots of Mad Mel. Ya know, just in case he goes on the run and they have to show the world what he looks like. Alas, the mug shots have not been released, and knowing Mel's legal team, never will be. Well, apparently, he had to cancel some promotional stuff for his new movie in order to turn himself in, so I guess he didn't completely get away with being a horrible, abusive a-hole.

Don't worry, Mel's ex-punching bag Oksana Grigorieva still reserves her right to sue...and she will. Many, many times. Basically until Mel dies or goes broke, whichever comes first.