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Like all of the self-absorbed Lohans, Michael Lohan plays by his own rules. Dina Lohan's mentally disturbed sperm donor leaked private phone conversations to the media and he may end up in the clink for it.

Michael's selfish acts may earn him the golden ticket to becoming some inmates' newest butt boy.

It's all over a protective order Dina obtained in Nassau County, New York back in 2005, which bans Michael from communicating with Dina by email or phone until 2011.

One of the taped conversations was reportedly recorded in 2008, which means that Papa Lohan violated his protective order which could land him behind bars. Dina Lohan's attorneys have already contacted the Nassau County District Attorney in connection with the audio tapes.

I really don't know how to feel about this one. I wouldn't want to send my father to prison and I wouldn't want to co-sign on my mother doing so. I think fame hungry attention whores can not be rehabilitated. And if Dina and Lindsay simply aspire to silence him, there are other ways to accomplish that. Hint, hint: "Who gon check me, boo?" Pookie and his crew!

Dina Lohan is ready to sink her three inch teeth into Michael Lohan's neck because of the taped phone conversations he keeps releasing to the press. She's so upset with everything that has been going on in the Lohan news recently that she's speaking out about Michael's behavior.

"The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable."

I wonder if Dina has done any research to see if it's even legal for Michael to tape their conversations? Probably not. She's too busy making Ali the next Hollywood train wreck. She also says Michael Lohan was given a chance to be in his children's lives again but he blew it and owes some cash flow for child support.

"My heart is breaking for my children that he could do this. He has no visitation anymore and is six months behind in child support. The authorities have been alerted!"

Aaah, it's just another day in Lohan paradise!

Michael Lohan has released yet another tape to prove how f*cked up Lindsay is and believes by doing so she may wake up out of her drug induced slumber and decide she needs to go to rehab. How can you call yourself a good father when you're airing all of your daughter's dirty laundry? This is like brown streaks in your underwear type of dirty laundry.

This time the taped conversation is with Dina Lohan explaining what a hot mess Lindsay has become. Dina has been lashing out at Michael for thinking Lindsay needs an intervention, yet momma Lohan says she tried to do one herself but failed.

"You don't even know what I went through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd punch me in the face, threw me out of the car  like you don't know the [expletive] I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Punched her own mother in the face and threw her out of the car? What a piece of sh*t daughter! Well, they're all a piece of poop, but to slap your mother around is unacceptable.

Lindsay posted a response to the latest taped conversation on Twitter and says her mother blamed herself for staying with Michael for so long and she begged her mother not to leave because Michael "always threatened to kill her if she did." Michael says Linds is full of crap and he's going to release more tapes to prove what a liar Lindsay is.

Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat who thinks she knows everything there is to know about life and believes she has her drug use under control. I give Lindsay three years before she's found dead in a hotel room from a drug overdose.

Lindsay Lohan has posted the following Tweets after Michael Lohan recorded and leaked her private phone conversations. I don't even know why Lindsay's responding to Michael.  She's just feeding the beast.

Lindsay needs a good lawyer and publicist to issue statements about how "disappointing" Michael's actions are and how he "violated her trust." Then they can throw in some politically correct jargon about how they will rip him a new one if he doesn't halt his defamation campaign.

Regardless, there was NOTHING special about Lindsay's tapes. We have all heard someone crying at some point in our lives or the other. Michael is so crazy. I'm sure he's probably brainstorming right now, thinking about what else he can leak for a paycheck.

Michael Lohan is telling everyone that he's staging an intervention for Lindsay Lohan because he wants her to enter rehab -as if that worked the three other times?!

Michael is so adamant about "helping" Lindsay, that he has released an audio tape that is supposed to prove what a train wreck addict she is.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan called Mikey and he recorded the calls and sold them to Radaronline.

Lindsay is heard saying, “Mommy says that I’m worse than you were.And she’s defending…She doesn’t back me…she doesn’t stand by me.” Lindsay was throwing herself a pity party. “No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel...”

Michael Lohan is so severely mentally disturbed, he's completely unaware of how vile he is. He probably actually believes that he's doing this for Lindsay's own good. He forgets that he's hurting her and himself in the process. Fame is his drug. Papa Lohan's breed of narcissist is similar to those who've committed some of the most heinous acts in history. No exaggeration. He just gets worse.

I wish he had a stalker who threatened to kill him if he doesn't STFU. Ryan Seacrest's stalker really went after the wrong fame whore.

Michael Lohan is always talking to the press about Lindsay Lohan. His estranged daughter is currently trying to get a restraining order against him for California, cause he often shows up to her Los Angeles home unannounced.

Michael Lohan told the NY Post's Page Six,

"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

Although I agree with what Michael said about Lindsay, I'm free to do so. I'm not her parent. The last thing he should do is say that his young daughter looks nearly four times her age. Lindsay has battled an eating disorder for the past few years, she's injected her lips with collagen, spray tans her skin constantly, changes her hair extensions like every hour,... She's insecure and Papa Lohan isn't helping.

Mike isn't a panty creamer himself! Lindsay may look 100, but Michael acts like he's four.

The attention whore parents of Lindsay Lohan are still battling out their differences about Lindsay's health in the media. Michael Lohan says he's so serious about getting Lindsay the helps she needs, that he's willing to air saved voice mail messages where Dina admits she's worried about Lindsay's health.

The two have been feuding over the last few weeks about Lindsay's drug problem with Michael speaking publicly about staging an intervention with her. Dina denied Lindsay has any kind of problem but Michael says she's full of sh*t. Michael plans to play some of the messages on Entertainment Tonight this coming Monday, which tell a different story. 

"I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep. There have been frantic calls. And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

Michael also said Dina talks nicely about Samantha Ronson to Lindsay but when she speaks with Michael she "blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons." Doh! Michael is busting her out! Maybe I've got a case of the crazies, but I'm beginning to side with Michael Lohan. Somebody smack me around before I buy a Team Michael shirt.

This has to be the first of many times we'll see Michael Lohan and The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes go at it. It's hysterical watching Nene rip into his a** about being a bad father!

Nene's yelling at Michael Lohan for using the media to deal with his issues with Lindsay and her problems. Michael doesn't get to say much besides Nene should get on Nutrisystem and telling her she's fat. That's because Nene was speaking the truth and Michael couldn't handle it so he had to go for the fat comment. What an a-hole. The smackdown will be aired on tonights edition of 'The Insider'.

In the midst of launching her own shoe line, Dina Lohan is p*ssed off with her ex-husband Michael Lohan. There's no time for family drama when you're droppin' your own shoe line!

Michael Lohan recently spoke to the media about staging an intervention with Lindsay for her pill popping addiction. He said Dina has told him that if they don't do something about Lindsay's problem, they won't have a daughter.

Dina has come out swinging for Lindsay and said Michael makes things up and doesn't know what's going on in Lindsay's life.

"It is hurtful for a child for her own father, whom she has no relationship with, to say things in public about her like that."

When asked about Michael's comment about Lindsay having a drug problem Dina said "I have no idea what he is talking about. I can't comment on everything my ex says." I wonder if Dina even knows what she's talking about half of the time. She lives in Dinaland 24 hours a day and that's why her 15 year old daughter Ali dresses like a prostitute and Lindsay is always busy looking for her next line to snort.

Neither Michael nor Dina are playing a serious role in their childrens' lives and they wonder why their kids all become f*ck-ups.

Jon Gosselin has found another fame whore to hang out with.... Michael Lohan!

Jon hung out in the Hamptons with Michael Lohan to 'get away' with Star reporter, Kate Major. Jon seems to be moving from one ho to the next in record time!

Michael says Jon needed a get away so he welcomed him and Kate Major with open arms.

"Jon is a friend, he's a great guy, he needed a place to get away to, and my doors were open to him and Kate Major. Jon and Kate [Major] are good friends of mine. She's with him [at Lohan's house]. Kate's like a daughter to me. When she needed a place my doors were open."

Gosselin was also seen last weekend with Major – a reporter for the Star – at a New York City restaurant. Jon has been dating family friend Hailey Glassman since splitting with wife Kate Gosselin.

I don't believe Jon and Michael have been friends for a long time. Why would anyone want to pal up with Michael Lohan? Especially if your Jon's age cause all he wants is to find some hot chicks and Michael would totally beaver dam him on that. Beaver dam is like cock blocking, just blocking the poon instead of the peen. I guess all tabloid hookers like Michael and Jon have to stick together.