Michael Lynche, aka Big Mike, is good, but he doesn't do it for me. Apparently, he doesn't do it for Idol viewers either considering that the buff soul singer was voted off of American Idol last night.

But each season Idol judges are now allowed to save a contestant who has been voted off from being eliminated. After Michael's wife was bawling and the audience was going crazy, the judges decided to "save" Michael Lynche. And rightfully so. The personal trainer and father sounded SO much better than he did the night before. I also think it was good for him to be in the bottom three to deflate his head a little.

But my problemo with Idol is that if they have a "Judges Save" vote, they should also have a "Judges Elimination" vote where they're able to send someone packing and spare a worthy contestant from elimination.

Website "Vote For The Worst" is keeping Tim Urban in the game, and that site is lethal. Crystal Bowersox, Siobhan Magnus and Lee DeWyze are not safe as long as fans continue to vote for the worst Idol contestant. The strategy has been thriving for seasons now. Sanjaya has proven just how successful Vote For the Worst actually is.

Jersey Shore has ruined my life cause I can not look at pictures of Michael Lynche or watch his audition video without wanting to describe him as a "Guido juicehead" or in the words of Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, a "gorilla." In other words, Michael Lynche is buff as hell and he's such a cutie.

Michael was rumored to be one of the Top 24 American Idol contestants until his dad announced that his son had made it. Idol contestants must sign a confidentiality agreement and Michael's dad violated his contract. It was rumored that Mikey became disqualified, but I've snooped around and Michael remains in the top 24. The rumor about his dismissal was one that got blown out of proportion.

So Michael's still in it and he's still a hot juicehead whose muscles I wouldn't mind squeezing. Or rubbing. Forget about his voice. The only thing I'm remembering are those arms. But if you wanna hear Mike sing, you can check out his audition video below.