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Michael Phelps' Cadillac Escalade and a Honda Accord went boom around 9 p.m. last night in Baltimore.

Someone ran through a stoplight and Michael's SUV and the Honda collided and a third car, that was not moving, was hit as a result.

The po po says that the pot smoker was not intoxicated. Phelps was not given a field sobriety test because the cops determined that one was not necessary. Mikey then refused medical treatment and left in a "personal vehicle."

The woman in the Honda Accord complained of "head and arm pain," which means she intends on suing Phelpsy for big money.

At the NYC Omega flagship boutique opening yesterday, Michael Phelps was asked if he's dating Miss California Carrie Prejean, 21.

Phelpsy said,

“I’m single. My private life stays private.”

On Carrie's anti-gay marriage stance:

“That’s the cool thing about America - everybody has their opinion. I’m not saying I support her. I’m not saying I don’t support her.”

Everyone knows how to answer questions better than Miss California. Dolphin Boy doesn't wanna get involved in this shiz. And it's not like Mike can say that he supports gay marriage without idiots saying that he's gay. He can't say he doesn't support it without creating some drama, so he doesn't support Carrie and he doesn't not support her. Brillz.

Miss California Carrie Prejean is dating Olympian man whore Michael Phelps. Carrie's grandmother has confirmed the news. Whenever Michael is in town, Carrie is his booty call.

"Carrie and Michael have been out to baseball games and lunch.He always calls her when he is in town and they go out.”

“Carrie knows that he has dated a lot of girls but she enjoys going out with him. He's a nice guy and she likes him."

When Access Hollywood's Billy Bush tried to confirm Carrie's f*ckship with Phelpsy, Carrie said that it's "not appropriate" for her to answer that right now and that Michael is "a great man... You can call me on a later day and we can talk about that."

How many women is Michael dating right now? And is Carrie a virgin?! It's "biblically correct" to remain 'pure' until marriage and Phelps is a slut and I'm sure she's being a slut with him. So hypocritical.

I watched the Michael Phelps Matt Lauer Today Show interview on TV this morning and Michael's honesty was refreshing. He gives a great response at the end when Matt asks him what he'd like to say to his eight or ten-year-old fans. I also applaud him for not being a liar by saying he wasn't smoking herb. He neither confirms or denies it. Brilliant!

Matt Lauer, "I have to ask you: Were you smoking pot?"

Phelpsy,

"It was a bad mistake. I mean, we all know what, you know, what you and I are talking about. It's a stupid mistake. You know, bad judgment. And it's something that, you know, I have to, and I want to teach other people not to make that mistake."

I made screen caps of this little gem that was posted from shameless man whore Michael Phelps' Twitter yesterday.

iJustine's picture.

Some people call Michael Phelps the Dolphin Boy, but the man is a muthafuckin' piranha! He hunts for chicks and doesn't care who witnesses his whoring pursuits. He didn't spend nearly two decades in aqua for nothing. All hail the panty dropper!

Just so you know: "Today in Celebrity Twitter" is a new POTP feature just like "Top 10 Strangest Google Searches is." Exclusive shiz that will appear on some days and not others. I can already predict right now that John Mayer's Tweets will be featured in like 70% of these Twitter entries. He is way obnoxious. Like, he probably orders vodka at the bar and substitutes the Red Bull with his own piss cause he thinks it has more nutrients and potency.

Nothing conveys sincerity like reading from a teleprompter and looking sedated. When the Chris Brown and Rihanna scandal broke, I immediately knew that Phelpsy must be so happy. You know he is!

The Richland County Sheriff's Department has been taking a lot of heat from people in this country and all over the world. They want to know why Sheriff Leon Lott is going after Michael Phelps. Many are saying the sheriff should concentrate on more serious crimes.

Now it appears the case has expanded beyond Phelps' activities. Lott says the picture indicated a law was being broken in his jurisdiction. He said he couldn't ignore the violation just because Phelps is rich and famous.

Since investigators began trying to build a case, they've made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff's department served search warrants.

We've also learned that the department has located and confiscated that bong. Sources say the owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000.

The owner, who wasn't even at the party, is one of the eight now charged.

Phelps is not one of those charged at this point, but the sheriff's department has strong evidence that matches the photo to the house on Blossom Street.

I wanna move to Amsterdam.

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In the past week Michael Phelps has gotten caught smoking a bong, been threatened to be arrested, lost his Kellogs endorsement, been suspended from USA Swimming for three months, and now he is threatening to quit swimming all together.

Michael Phelps recently told The Baltimore Sun (HOLLER! B-More) that he may walk away from swimming for good. This would mean he wouldn't swim at the 2012 Olympic Games. Jank face says:

"This is a decision of mine that I'm not going to make today and I'm not going to make tomorrow. It's going to require a lot of time and energy and a lot of thinking for myself - but also talking to Bob and talking to my family and just deciding what I want to do. If I decide to walk away, I'll decide to walk away on my own terms. If it's now, if it's four years, who knows. But it is something I need to think about and decide what I want to do."

Whatever Michael. I just think that the Phelpster loves the publicity. Last week he got caught choking on bongs, this week he is threatening to walk away from swimming. That's just stupid. He is young and could set an even bigger record, and therefore make more money. That is just bad business, and if Michael has done anything smart during his career its doing good business. This is just a ploy to get the attention off of the pot smoking and the subsequent mess that followed.

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Michael Phelps resumed training at a Baltimore natatorium on Tuesday, making his first appearance since a photo surfaced of him smoking pot. Looking solemn, he was accompanied by a bodyguard as he made his way to the Loyola College pool.

Phelps could face criminal charges, The State newspaper of Columbia, South Carolina reported Tuesday.

A South Carolina law enforcement official said he would charge Phelps if he could prove the U.S. Olympian smoked marijuana in his county. "This case is no different than any other case," Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said.

I'd like to think that this Sheriff Lott is joking, but the attention whore is actually serious. And if Michael Phelps were to face criminal charges, every other motherfucker at the party should too!!!!! He's not the only one who took a hit. What a possible waste of taxpayer dollars.

My future baby daddy on the Michael Phelps bong picture scandal.

"God forbid he hit a bong. Go ask your 20-year-old kid what they did last weekend. I'm not saying it was a smart move. But he doesn't need to be publicly outed for it.

"Whoever put the pic out is an ass!"

I couldn't have said it better myself, Ashton! The backlash is completely ridiculous and can you imagine how paranoid Phelps will be now?!!! Kinda sad. He can't take an effing hit without a scandal and whoever took the picture is really a piece of trash.

I haven't done a single interview when the celebrity or public figure I interviewed didn't say some things that would sound horrible in print and salacious, but I never print it. To take down a champion so you can make a few quick bucks is deplorable and I hope that person regrets it forever.