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Michelle Obama looks fabulous on the cover of the November issue of Glamour magazine! She's rocking a hot red dress, a classic hair style, and the whole look reminds me of Jackie O.

In the Women of the Year issue, Michelle talks about our obsession with her fashion, being a working mom while raising two girls, and even gives relationship advice. I never thought I'd get pointers on dating from the First Lady!

"Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long. Then it's 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good."

Michelle's right, you've gotta have real feelings for the man besides feeling how thick his wallet is. Cute does only last so long cause then they start balding and getting hair in new places like their ears. That's when a few shots of Cuervo come in handy on a nightly basis.

Kristen Jarvis is only 28 years old, but she has one of the most important jobs in the White House. Kristen is the Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide for Michelle Obama. I can't imagine how much this woman gets paid!

Here she is holding up Michelle's dress at an inaugural ball.

Kristen graduated from Spelman college and she gets to travel the world with Michelle. Her duties are vast. She's gone from coordinating logistics for campaign town halls and rallies on the campaign trail to making a list of Black hair salons from Las Vegas to Chicago.

The job obviously has its perks, but I would be stressed outta my friggin' mind to be working for Michelle. Good for her!

Here's a video of Kristen in action.

In an explosive, well it least it sounds that way to me, new book titled Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage, author Christopher Andersen reveals Michelle's jealousy and Barack Obama's annoyance over all his horny female fans.

On a number of occasions, Barack Obama would hide his shock and surprise when women would reach for him, allegedly professing, "Jesus, I wish they'd stop grabbing my ass."

Understandably upset, Mrs. Obama had words of her own for her husband's admirers. "I want to tell these women, 'Back off,' Andersen quotes her as saying. "It's just embarrassing, that's all."

But it gets better! Michelle Obama would give Mr. President the silent treatment when she would get upset over admirers. A quoted source also says that Michelle "managed to help remove" a certain campaign worker whose relationship with Barack had grown closer than she liked. I love you, Michelle!

Why not? If all these sluts are grabbing your man's booty, or as Faith Hill told one Tim McGraw fan, "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's husband's balls!" Sometimes you have to tell a skank off, other times that b*tch best be "removed!"

Also, Michelle has told the author to "Get a life!" I guess she won't be attending any book signings.

Michelle Obama showed off a new hair 'do at the White House Country Music Concert last night.

I don't know if I like this new style on Michelle, she's too classy for the middle class mom look. I think this hair goes perfect with the 'mom jeans' President Obama wore to throw out the pitch at the All-Star game!

Barack Obama spoke with Newsweek about his daughters Sasha and Malia Obama and how they're adjusting to their new digs and gigs. Heh.

Barack says that Michelle Obama has done a great job with the girls and they're "happy and normal." Barack also likes being President, cause he knows his daughters will be protected when they go out on dates.

"And dating I think will be an issue because I have men with guns surrounding them at all times," he said, laughing, "which I'm perfectly happy with, but they may feel differently about it."

"The nice thing is that, partly because of temperament, partly because of Michelle Obama's unbelievable parenting skills, I've just got some happy, normal kids. And all that stuff that's going on around them, they just kind of miss. We have not seen any effects, any fishbowl effects, yet on them."

Barack has nothing to worry about. First of all, the girls won't have many boys to choose from simply because everyone will be too intimidated. Second, you best treat the President's daughters right unless you wanna deal with the reprucussions, whatever those may be. It's doubtful that any idiot would wanna find out.

Fergie croaked out the National Anthem for the Obamas Easter egg hunt at the White House. I hate to take it there - but Fergie was trying to sound black and she sounds awful.

She is a soulful powerhouse but she sounds like she's reaching. She's all kinds of pitchy and me thinks that this was painful to listen to. Fergie Ferg also desperately needs to do something with that animal she's walking around with on her head. Tame the beast.

The White House's traditional Easter Egg Roll is expected to draw a crowd of nearly 30,000. Festivities kicked off this morning with hundreds of kids hunting for eggs on the South Lawn.

Fergie will make attendees' ears bleed again as she performs a free concert with Ziggy Marley, Steve Songs, Imagination Movers, Jessica Jarrell and more. Celebrities are also scheduled to appear and Michelle will be reading passages from children's tales on the storytime stage.

In Barack Obama's acceptance speech, he announced that daughters Sasha and Malia will be getting a dog.

Unaware of the months of the persistent inquiries that were to follow, Barack and Michelle Obama have had many suggestions on what kind of dog they should choose and have been bombarded with inquiries about the dog's arrival. Now the first family is finally one step closer to resolving this crucial situation.

The Obamas have chosen a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog and they're naming him Bo.

The selection was top secret! Sasha and Malia picked the black and white pup and he's a gift from Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., who owns several Portuguese water dogs himself.

"We couldn't be happier to see the joy that Bo is bringing to Malia and Sasha," Kennedy said in a statement. "We love our Portuguese water dogs and know that the girls _ and their parents _ will love theirs, too."

The dog is named Bo because Michelle Obama's father is nicknamed Diddley. The name for the dog was an apparent reference to the singer "Bo" Diddley.

I love the name. It just shows how down to earth the Obamas are. I was thinking they'd go for something more traditional like Charlie, but instead they've up and gone country!

First Lady Michelle Obama and mother Marian Robinson talk to Essence magazine about raising smart, confident kids and looking damn cute while doing so. I love the First Lady's basic fashion choices. She's so adorable.

"He [Barack Obama] doesn't understand fashion. He's always asking, 'Is that new? I haven't seen that before,'" she says. "It's like, 'Why don't you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.'"

She says her husband typically tells her things like: "You didn't need any more shoes. The shoes you had on yesterday were fine. Why can't you just wear that for the rest of the presidency?"

On her love of French fries:

Fries "are my favorite food in the whole wide world. I could live on French fries."

She says her greasy food habit hasn't rubbed off on daughters, Sasha, 10, and Malia, 7. "You figure, 'Well, we ate fine all week, guys, let's go get this.' They're like, 'No, Mommy, we won't be eating there.' And I feel like, 'Darn, where are we going to go?'"

Michelle is too friggin' cute!

Us Weekly via the New York Times

Alicia Keys is like, ZOMG! Michelle Obama's mouth is moving? How does it do that? She's so starstruck and excited. Very cute.

Ready to kick off her latest initiative, First Lady Michelle Obama chats with R&B singer Alicia Keys and BET CEO Debra L. Lee in the Diplomatic Room of the White House on Thursday. The women will visit various Washington, D.C., area schools and speak to students about career goals, in honor of Women's History Month.