Mickey Rourke
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LMAO. It gets good at the 3:50 mark and you'll wanna watch it till the end. It gets better. Well done, Mickey. You're a natural comedian.

Okay, I didn't want Mickey Rourke to win Best Actor in a Movie at the Oscars this Sunday but now I've changed my mind. According to TMZ Mickey's dog Loki has passed away. SAD! Loosing a dog is tough, and to make him feel better I wish Mickey some Oscar gold. Mickey recently appeared in a PETA ad with Loki and thanked him in his Golden Globe speech.

Mickey Rourke was arrested early this morning in Miami on his Vespa scooter, for driving under the influence. A scooter? When you've spent as much money as Mickey on plastic surgery, I guess that's all you can afford.

According to the police report, Rourke's eyes were bloodshot, his face flushed and his speech slurred as he told the officer: "What the f**k did I do?!" before saying, "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much."

The 51-year-old was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center at 9:30 a.m. local time and is being held on $1,000 bond.

Rule #1 if you ever get pulled over after a drink or two - NEVER say "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much". You're just asking for one of those fun little DUI tests!

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