Miley Cyrus is a racist! That's right, you read correctly, she hates all Asian people and she sucks. Will Disney end her contract now and can she be banished to China where I can never hear of her or see her fugly face again, please? Notice how the Asian one is the only person who's not squinting or stretching out his eyes.

TMZ reports,

The OCA -- a group "dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans" says,

"The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent...

...Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.

OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive."

I bet I can find many recreations of this photo on MySpace right now. Miley's fans are impressionable idiots, just like she is. She needs to apologize, but I'm not sure for what, for making music? For having a TV show? For dating a gay model? Where should she begin, besides apologizing for this dumb photo. That shiz isn't even funny, Miley!

Disney's infamous "virgin until marriage" star Miley Cyrus is definitely having sex and I hope she's using protection. That is all.

While most kids would love to be presented with their very own car for their Sweet 16, Miley Cyrus is hoping to move out of her parents' home and into her first apartment at L.A's The Palazzo at Park La Brea when she celebrates her big day this November 23.

"She wants a place to call her own, where she can have her friends over to watch movies and eat popcorn and have her boyfriendd, Justin Gaston, over," a Cyrus snitch blabs in this week's edition of Star Magazine. "Miley is a great negotiatior. Maybe she'll get her way."

I can't wait until this waiting-until-I'm-married Disney slut gets knocked up.

Miley obviously hasn't learned nuttin' from Jamie Lynn and Bristol Palin and maybe she needs to learn things the hard way. Great role model!!!!

Miley's model boyfriend is prettier than she'll ever be, resulting in her being weak in the knees and mind if she's considering moving so fast and at such a young age. She has no self control; and I wish her parents the best of luck in preventing her from turning into another train wreck. Someone speed dial Jamie Spears!

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Miley Cyrus is the oldest looking 15 year-old on the planet. Yes, she had her sweet 16 birthday bash at Disneyland recently, but her birthday's in November. This kid has got some legs. And thighs. And she really cleans up nicely. I can't wait until she gets her very first DUI. Make us bloggers proud. We're counting on you.

I'm guessing he suggested it?

Miley Cyrus and her underwear dude (aka Justin Gaston, not pictured) have enjoyed a series of wholesome outings, including the mall, Universal CityWalk�"with mom Tish in tow�"and even church.

But last night, the two shared a slightly more risqué evening together when they saw the Pussycat Dolls perform at Hollywood and Highland.

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Erroneous reports surfaced online this weekend that the teen queen has been trying to get fired from the show by showing up late and saying she'll only do 12 of the 24-episode season.

Miley says,

"I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people."

She adds, "I'm really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can't wait for our fans to see and I'm looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring."

There is no way Miley isn't treating this dude's package like a lollipop. And he doesn't work out for nothing. Them thick arms get thicker from riding Miley. Trust.

Miley brought her super sexy new piece, 20-year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston, to church in Pasadena on Sunday. Ya know, cause that's where the best foreplay happens. Holy orgasms.

Justin competed on "Nashville Star" and Billy Ray reportedly approves. I'm givin' Miley 5 more months before she gets knocked up. He's so hawt I would be like, 'Condom? Who needs 'em!' Shameful.

Miley Cyrus doesn't turn 16 until November 23, but she's already bought herself a present �" a convertible

In late August, the star ordered a fully loaded white Mercedes-Benz CLK 550 Cabriolet with a sticker price of $75,375.

"Miley wanted special options like parking assist and a cream-colored leather interior, so she ordered the car early," her pal says.

When Miley scratches it up, she can replace it the same day. I guess it's good that she started off with a $75,000 car. With her budget, that's really cheap.

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Damage control!

In a new YouTube video, Miley and her BFF Mandy mock Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato. Miley, 15, makes fun of a T-shirt Gomez, 16, wore and teases Demi, 15, about a gap she used to have in her teeth.

 

The clip surfaces the same week that rumors are spreading that Selena is dating Miley's ex Nick Jonas.

Miley is so not sorry, her apology is more like, eat ass, Selena and Demi!

Miley said,

"We're super sorry, but we were, like, just having fun. That's our thing, to be funny. They were being funny on their show, and [as] Elvis says, 'Imitation is the greatest form of flattery,' so we were, like, imitating them. You know, like, being funny."

 

Here's Miley's Selena sucks video.

You know I've been busy, and I just watched the video today. Miley's pretty hilarious! I was shocked. But I also feel sorry for her. How embarrassing are these videos gonna be to her 10, or even 5 years from now? Quick, someone hide me. I'm embarrassed for Miley.

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