Miley Cyrus' dad, Billy Ray, is interviewed in the new issue of GQ and normally I'd just make some kind of mullet joke here, but I gotta say it's impossible to read the piece and not feel at least a little bad for the guy.

"It destroyed my family," Billy Ray says of Hannah Montana, the Disney show that catapulted Miley to stardom. "I'll tell you right now that damn show destroyed my family." Billy Ray goes on to say that he was paid $12,000 a week for his role on the show, while Disney and his daughter made millions. Weirdly, he also claims that Hannah Montana would have never happened were it not for his relationhjip with avant-garde cult filmmaker David Lynch. Umm...ok.

So, you're probably saying, "We're supposed to feel bad for some hillbilly who only made a paltry 12 grand a week to help his daughter rise to super-stardom?" And yeah, sometimes the Billy Ray pity party gets out of hand, but the article mostly portrays a well-meaning dad being slowly pushed out of his daughter's life. Billy Ray says Miley's people used him as a scapegoat for every controversy, adding that he didn't attend his daughter's 18th birthday party because he felt he was only invited to soak up the blame. "They were having it in a bar. It was wrong. Once again all them people, they all wanted me to fly out so that when all the bad press came they could say, 'Daddy endorsed this stuff...'"

I know what you're thinking: It's easy for dad to play the world's smallest fiddle for himself when he goes to sleep every night on a big pile of Miley's money. But Billy Ray maintains, "I've never made one commissioned dollar, or dime, from my daughter." Which is impressive considering dude must spend six figures a year in high-end mullet maintenance, alone. Look, I feel bad for the dude, but his hair is still ridiculous.

Miley Cyrus aired out her breasts in a cleavage baring dress at the Pre-Grammy Gala event on Saturday in Beverly Hills. The Hannah Montana star looked great and I see nothing "inappropriate" with what she was wearing. The woman is a bed hopping, racy picture taking slut. This is actually Miley's version of, like, totally covered up.

Guess who Miley Cyrus is looking like these days? Kelly Clarkson! It really sucks when one gains weight and it piles up in their cheeks. Miley's thin, but her face isn't. I think she's the future Christina Aguilera, who was also thin before getting knocked up in the face years ago.

Miley Cyrus is finally speaking out about the video that surfaced a few months ago which showed Miley hitting a bong that was supposedly filled with Salvia, which is a legal substance. Come on now, just admit it was weed! In an interview with Marie Claire, Miley opens up about the bong controversy and says "I'm not perfect ... I made a mistake ... I'm disappointed in myself for disappointing my fans ..."

Miley isn't the first and won't be the last teenage kid to experiment with drugs whether they're legal or not, but that's not the point.

"They're not Miley Cyrus. They're not role models. So for me it was a bad decision, because of my fans and because of what I stand for."

I'm not sure where she got the idea that she's a role model. She's been slutting it up and making bad decisions for years! This tiny problem is just a drop in the bucket for Miley. She's in the fast lane to go down the same road as Britney and Lindsay Lohan. I give it six months before a picture of Miley snorting cocaine off of a movie extra's penis hits the Internet. Alright, the penis thing might be a stretch, but the coke definitely is not!

Miley Cyrus is apparently preparing for a post-fame career in porn, because she's already started banging every dude that she shoots a movie with. Miley's new man, Josh Bowman, is the latest costar to hop aboard the Miley train, and judging from their respective dating histories, this one might be a match made in heaven.

Josh is a 22 year-old Brit, so, like Miley's ex, Liam Hemsworth, he's an actor with a foreign accent who's a few years older than Miles. More importantly, however, Miley is a bit like Josh's most famous ex...Amy Winehouse. Yes, dude seriously dated Amy Winehouse, and when you think about it, she and Miley aren't all that different. They're both singers, they both love their ciggies, and you can hear it in their middle-aged pirate hooker voices, and both probably have stints in rehab in their future! Of course, Miley's a bit of an upgrade, as she's younger and not crawling with disease, as I assume Wino is.

At first, it's easy to chalk up Miley's new man as her latest costar of the month, but I think this one has potential. I bet they're already picking out their wedding bong.

Disney slut Miley Cyrus was photographed smoking a few days ago. In Miley Cyrus' book, Miles To Go, the young singer said that she would never smoke.

Hannah Montana wrote: "I don't drink & I would never smoke. I always say that for me, smoking would be like smashing my guitar and expecting it to play. I'd never do that to my voice, not to mention the rest of my body."

We all know how that panned out. Not only does Miles smoke, she allows people to videotape her while she gets high.

After reading Miley's quote again, I can't blame her for embracing cancer sticks based upon her reasoning. She could have a lucrative career doing voice-over for male characters; bitch doesn't need to salvage her voice. She's 18 and she sounds like a 64 year-old man with laryngitis. Puff away girl! Your voice has already been shot years ago.

Miley Cyrus is making it a habit of hooking up with co-stars she works with, just like what happened with Liam Hemsworth. This time spies tell E! Online Miley had a little fling with her 'So Undercover' co-star Joshua Bowman while working on the movie. The two were allegedly 'inseparable' during the wrap party. 

"They were definitely an item and having fun on the set, but who knows what will happen now that she's back in L.A.?"

An insider said Josh is "very Liam-ish. It's like a déjà vu," becauase he's tall (6 feet), 22, and was born in Berkshire, England, so he's got the accent thing going for him just like Australian Liam did.

Miley's still immature and vulnerable, so any man who's hot and in the biz can totally bag her. She probably thinks it's love, but it's just another notch in each dude's belt.

Entourage star and douchelord Jeremy Piven and Miley Cyrus worked together on So Undercover, Miley's upcoming movie that Kelly Osbourne also stars in. Based upon Piven's comments, the vibe on the set wasn't just strictly business when it came to Miles and Mr. Piven. He sounds like he's really into her!

Jeremy spoke with E! about what it was like to work with the Disney slut. "We got along really well. I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry. It was really really weird--we're like polar opposites."

Although Miley was videotaped while getting high, Piven sees nothing wrong with what Miley does. "She's kind of amazing. There's something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. There's nothing pretentious about her. She's this force. She loves to laugh."

How often does a man say a female is "kind of amazing," not counting when the gays mention Madonna or Cher? Straight guys don't speak like that unless they're talking about someone they've banged or want to poke. Damn Jeremy, just damn!

Miley Cyrus? Scandals can't escape her. It's ironic that Miles had some "sexy" photos leak the night after Kelly Osbourne claimed that Hannah Montana has learned her lesson.

Is she a Lindsay Lohan in the making? Miles has been a lover of taking sexy photos for years now, and some of her scandalous photos always tend to leak. These pics are more funny than even remotely sexy, but at least Miley's "sexy" photos look better than Demi Lovato's.

Kelly Osbourne comes to the defense of Miley Cyrus in the wake of Miley's bong smoking video leak. Kelly and Miley are in New Orleans filming a new movie called So Undercover. Meanwhile, Miley herself doesn't even care about the "scandal."

Kelly said: "Just read in the rags that apparently my mum [Sharon Osbourne] thinks Miley is a bad influence on me. It could not be farther from the truth! Miley has us all on a health kick. Gym/early nights."

And as far as the video goes, Kelly said that Miley made "one mistake, and trust me she has learned her lesson! This really makes me mad. Miley is one of the most hard working respectful women I have ever worked with I am learning a lot from her!"

Kelly also added, "Miley and I have become really close. I'm sick of all the haters judging her."

I don't agree with celebrities like Mila Kunis and Melissa Gilbert saying that Miley Cyrus was smoking marijuana, considering that they weren't at the party themselves, that's lame and they should learn how to refrain from commenting on every question that someone asks them. I also find Kelly's emotional comments to be especially funny, cause I highly doubt that Miles would come to Kelly's defense like this if she were caught up in a similar scandal. Kelly, relax! Miley doesn't care about you; she's only hanging out with you cause she's in a random city and she's bored. 

If Britney Spears had never become famous, she'd probably be quietly squeezing out welfare babies in some Louisiana trailer park. She might be married to some three-toothed Cletus, living off of her settlement money from the time she slipped at Wal-Mart, and wondering what might have been if she had gone to that Mickey Mouse Club audition when she was nine. It may not have been a perfect life, but in many ways, it would've been better than turning into a bald-headed crazy pants in front of the entire world.

Britney was never cut out for fame. At least not the kind of fame that force you to fake your virginity at 16 and keeps you in front of paparazzi cameras for the rest of your natural life. She's a sad case in a lot of ways. Forced to face pressure and scrutiny that most of us will never know at the height of her awkward phase, Britney has suffered the kind of public ridicule and lack of a private life that would take a toll on anyone, and it nearly ruined her. I mean, let's not feel too sorry for Brit. The pile of money she sleeps on is probably pretty good for drying tears. Point is, she's paid a price for that outrageous fortune.

Naturally, Brit's meltdown came to mind for a lot of people last week when video of fellow ex-child star Miley Cyrus smoking a bong hit the internet. But for me, the connection between Britney and Miley ends with the fact that they both hit the big time by suppressing their sluttiness for Disney. I don't think Miley was blindsided by fame. I think she's a smarter, savvier Britney 2.0 who saw what happened to the young stars of the generation before hers and quit the fake innocent act as soon as she turned legal. When I look at the video of her clearing a bong like a pro, I don't see an imperiled young woman trying to cope with the pressures of fame; I see a typical 18 year-old enjoying her youth and success. Miley seems more confident, more aware of what she's doing than Britney. I bet she wasn't even surprised when one of her friends leaked the bong tape to TMZ. She knows the price of fame, and she seems determined to keep her notoriety from interfering with being a typical, dumb-@ss teenager. And sometimes being a dumb teen means smoking bongs with your friends.

Similarly, it's hard to look at Taylor Momsen without thinking of another snotty young actress whose attitude and bad press often overshadowed her talent. In fact, one look at Taylor, with her drunk cougar makeup and slutty underwear outfits, seems to suggest she's a much bigger train wreck than Lindsay Lohan was at 17. Hell, at that age, Lindsay was still pretending to be a sane, sober part of the Disney machine. Even so, Taylor just seems better suited to the limelight than Lindsay ever was. She doesn't suffer from the delusion that she can do whatever she wants and still get by on the good girl act. She knows we're all watching her every move, so she's open about the fact that she's a parent's worst nightmare. As a result, she'll probably get all this sh!t out of her system while she's young instead of bottling it up until she becomes a truly insane f*ck-up in her mid-twenties.