Mischa Barton Rolls Her Own Joints

October 27th, 2008

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Mischa Barton Flashed Her Nipple Yesterday in London

September 18th, 2008

Mischa attended the “Fashion For Relief” event yesterday when things got nippy outside. I don’t see how this wasn’t intentional. Uncensored pic after the jump… (more…)

Confirmation You’re a Has Been

September 9th, 2008

Mischa Barton checked into rehab and it was never reported! Even though the TMZ folks are professional stalkers, they didn’t even cover it. No one cares about Mischa any more; sounds like it’s time for her to get another DUI.

Mischa Barton has revealed she secretly checked into rehab after her drunk driving arrest in 2007.

The former The O.C. star was arrested on suspicion of DUI in December, and was sentenced to 36 months on probation, alcohol education classes and a fine after pleading guilty to charges in April.

And now Barton has revealed she punished herself over the lapse in judgment by locking herself up at an unnamed rehab clinic in a bid to prove to herself and the authorities she was not a drunk.

She tells Marie Claire’s UK edition, “I wanted to prove to the court that I would take it completely seriously, so I went to rehab to prove I was sober.”

I want her to go back to rehab so she can’t film any new work. Mischa’s a great model, sucks at everything else. She’s probably drinking right now, too. Which celebrities take rehab seriously these days except for the ones on Celebrity Rehab?

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Quote Me of the Day: Mischa Barton

May 6th, 2008

Mischa Barton on the photographer who took her cellulite topless pictures:

“He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behavior. He apologized but he was very insincere.”

How sad! I’ve never seen cellulite like that before on a thin 22 year-old woman. What a stretch from when Mischa was frolicking in the sand and posing for the paps like she’s a hot bikini goddess?Poor thing.

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Mischa Barton Topless Cottage Cheese Butt Pics

May 5th, 2008

Damn Mischa! She’s got valleys going on in her thighs. I thought my thighs were the large curd cottage cheese but this bitch has me beat! More pics of Mischa’s chunk after the jump.

LINKAGE!!!

She should be cover girl for idiots in America CK
Uh oh! Pete Doherty may get outta jail early! AB
Guess which celeb just bought their own island? CS
Some Wentworth Miller eye candy DS
Here’s a reason to watch Gossip Girls RR
Are Angelina & Brad getting Married on a yacht? GB
No more Bond song for Amy Winehouse PB
Heidi Montag’s horse teeth made an appearance at the Kentucky Derby IBBB
Eww are those leftover jizz stains on Britney Spears’ butt? ND
Which songs should the Idol contestants sing this week? GTS
Alessandra Ambrosio’s super cute baby bump CP
Listen to NKOTB’s new single! CD

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