By Hollywood standards, she's obese. Is it just me, or does Mischa Barton look like she's eaten one too many times this year? I see some light love handles, cellulite... meat, and worst of all, I can't count all of her ribs! Bitch is getting "fat!"

Now you know I'm just joking and I think Mischa looks hot. These pictures also make me wonder - is there a decline of skinny ass bitches in Hollywood? It's like female celebs are getting over the whole skeletor look e.g. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Mary Kate Olsen, even Tara Reid doesn't look like she vacations at concentration camps. With the exception of a few, I think we may be on to something here...

Lookin' good, Mischa.

Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case, sparing her any jail time. The former O.C. star will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment Thursday in Beverly Hills court, and agree to serve a three-year unsupervised probation term, the source says.

Barton will also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700. In addition, a marijuana possession charge against the actress will be dropped, due to the small amount found. Another charge of driving without a license will be reduced to an infraction, according to the source.

So basically Mischa's getting away with everything. She needed to grow some balls and spend a couple hours in jail instead of taking the plea deal. It would've totally helped her career and at this point, I think she needs it!

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Mischa Barton likes to take off her clothes and show off them ribs! Mischa Barton was in a movie called Closing The Ring where she lost her bra and exposed her damaged goods.

Mischa Barton won't be joining the cast of CW's Gossip Girl.TV Guide reported that Barton, 22, had been approached to play Georgina Sparks, an old friend of reformed party girl Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively). But her rep says, "She will not be on the show. She was approached, but her reps passed."

The actress " who was charged with DUI and marijuana possession this past week from a December arrest " last appeared on the Fox hit The O.C. Her character was killed off in 2006.

You know what? I can't blame Mischa for turning the offer down. She was already on a teen show when she was a teen. It's time for her to grow up, branch out and jumpstart her future porn career.

Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana, stemming from her arrest in December, police announced Tuesday. The former star of The O.C. was also charged with driving without a valid license. Her arraignment on the misdemeanor charges is set for Thursday in Beverly Hills Superior Court.

Considering Mischa's a stoner, I'm sure she smoked fat blunt on the way to the courthouse and probably even took part in a joint or two on the way home. She's gotta do something to keep herself entertained since her career has gone to shit since The OC was cancelled. A DUI was the best thing to happen to her!

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Mischa Barton has been keeping a secret. She's been quietly dating Brett Simon, the director of her movie "The Assassination of a High School President" since they met on the set.

Usually Mischa is attracted to wealthy men and Brett is somewhat new to the business but he has definite potential. His success as a video director paved the way for his first feature with Mischa. And he has other attributes: He's Princeton educated and 6'4." (That's Brett in the middle in the movie's publicity still above.)

Mischa has to bang a director! She has no career, sex is all she has left. Keep workin' the kegel exercises, bitch. But if you want him to stick around for a while, don't ask him to do the Venus Butterfly. He should offer to do that first.

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Nearly a week after her late night arrest, Mischa Barton is spotted leaving The Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

I really can't stand this bitch. Mischa's an uncreative loser trying to become an "it girl" in a town where she's simply not hot, talented, or interesting enough to become tabloid fodder. Whenever there's other Hollyweird stories to mention, the tabs ignore this washed-up poser.

Remember when Paris Hilton's dad was sick and she was photographed praying outside of a church? Yeah, by the looks of the steps, it looks like Mischa went to the same damn church too.

Mischa needs to stop stealing ideas from gossip blogs and just stay home.... Her attempts are humorous, though. But she needs to go to Cabo and get a tan while we detox from her.

Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car -- in an unlabeled bottle.

Barton was popped at 2:45 AM Thursday in West Hollywood. Cops pulled her over after they witnessed her "straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn."

She was arrested on suspicion of DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. Barton was taken to the West Hollywood Sheriff's station and was released on $10,000 bail.

I really hope those pills were Vicodin so Mischa can say she was having cramps. So far, it sounds like she was on pot - just like Nicole Richie, and she had pills - just like when Nicole was arrested. How original. Gawd, let it be Vicodin! :)

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The former "O.C." star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she "was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn."

When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she "was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage."Barton is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. The L.A. County Sheriffs' Inmate Information website called her "Mischa Burton." Sources tell us that Mischa has been "very cooperative" and "no trouble at all."

Okay, so maybe she didn't have a license to begin with. Either way, I don't get it. Is it just me or does Mischa have a light smirk in that pic?
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Mischa Barton has been arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license.

The former "O.C." star was pulled over early this morning around 3:00 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif., and is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. The Inmate Info doc called her "Mischa Burton."

I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless. I hope 2008 isn't filled with this immature drama these Hollywood sluts seem to enjoy. It's obvious Mischa's into drugs, but why da ho didn't have her license with her? Come on!!!

As my headline says, bitch is making a comeback. I'm just calling it what it is. This is what these hos do for publicity and it always works. It's not like Mischa did it on purpose, but the arrest will benefit her. Heidi Montag - it's your turn now.

On a sidenote, I'm sick right now so I may be a little bitchy, regardless, I'm so over it!!! Give me something new to work with already. Until Dakota Fanning gets busted for drugs and Joel Osteen is caught with a hooker, it's all a snooze.

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