Mischa Barton should keep her pasty ass indoors. Dying your hair blonde and being pale as hell is never a good look, then throw in some trash bag skirt with an outdated librarian top and you've got, well... you think you look hawt, and that's cause your name is Mischa Barton and you're delusional.

Mischa Barton, who shows some skin in January's Maxim, shows off her eclectic sense of style at the premiere of her period drama Closing the Ring in Belfast, Northern Ireland on Thursday.

Fugly is never gonna be chic, babe. But if only it was...

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Aaaahhh! I hope to hear from some Mischa Claymates who always send me angry emails when I say Mischa Barton looks like a tranny or any other statement that's not worshipping their God, so I'll refrain this time.

Whenever she looks good, I say she looks good. Mischa looks gorgeous in this spread anyway and I think she's a fierce model most of the time. Relax, fans. Relax.

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I pretty much always have Mischa Barton's back. Like the Olsens, she fascinates me with her ability to find the fugliest clothes ever to walk out the house in. As far as anorexic looking trannies go, bitch is fierce! She has the game on lock.

Just when I think Mischa has done it all and her fashion couldn't be any worse, she manages to outfug herself.

Nicole Richie makes a repeat showing at New York's Mercer Kitchen â€" this time dining with pal Mischa Barton on Monday. Recently, Barton has been spotted dining around Manhattan, while a 4-months-pregnant Richie is in town with her rocker beau Joel Madden (not pictured).

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I like it!

Mischa in Italian VogueAnyone remember when I would post Mischa's sweaty arm pit pictures and all her horrible fashion choices? No matter how fugly she looks, I feel like I must post! She must be doing something right.

I like how Mischa cleans up so well. She can look tore up and homeless, then she can pull it together and look fierce. Not many females can make such a huge transition from straight fug to hot even with the help of a glam squad. I applaud this horrible actress for walking around town looking like a bag lady, then successfully getting dolled up when she wants to. She deserves two snaps for taking a shower and brushing her hair.

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when she doesn't dress herself.

I think Mischa's real pretty and I love her photospreads. Hmm... I don't like the ribs in the 3rd pic, but she does look hot on the cover.

nude sack

Mischa Barton likes to light up and keep all that shit to herself. Mischa arrived in town for the Cannes Film Festival and she wasted no time getting wasted, no pun intended. Seriously, that wasn't worthy of a pun. Anywho, I wonder what gig she's going to have next? If she gets one. I didn't watch it, but I miss the OC?!

"Mischa Barton made a bit of a boob when she stepped out for a night of partying in London, last night.
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The English born, former OC star, was looking the picture of glamour as she emerged from her limo for an evening at The Berkeley Hotel, in Knightsbridge.

However, she was soon left red-faced as her delicate lace halter-neck top failed the 21-year-old.

Judging by these snaps, it looks like the old nemesis of nipple-taping was to blame, as her top gaped open exposing her left breast to all."

These nip slips are weird. It's sad. Embarrassing. But how come I've never had a nip slip?! I feel cheated.

Man I'm so torn on this because she looks good from the neck up. That's really all I can say! What the fuck is this? It looks like my Grandma's dinner table at Christmas. Mischa has the damn napkins wrapped around her tits and all!