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Mischa Barton Turns Down Gossip Girl

February 29th, 2008

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Mischa Barton won’t be joining the cast of CW’s Gossip Girl.TV Guide reported that Barton, 22, had been approached to play Georgina Sparks, an old friend of reformed party girl Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively). But her rep says, “She will not be on the show. She was approached, but her reps passed.”

The actress — who was charged with DUI and marijuana possession this past week from a December arrest — last appeared on the Fox hit The O.C. Her character was killed off in 2006.

You know what? I can’t blame Mischa for turning the offer down. She was already on a teen show when she was a teen. It’s time for her to grow up, branch out and jumpstart her future porn career.

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Mischa Barton Charged With Marijuana Possession

February 27th, 2008

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Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana, stemming from her arrest in December, police announced Tuesday. The former star of The O.C. was also charged with driving without a valid license. Her arraignment on the misdemeanor charges is set for Thursday in Beverly Hills Superior Court.

Considering Mischa’s a stoner, I’m sure she smoked fat blunt on the way to the courthouse and probably even took part in a joint or two on the way home. She’s gotta do something to keep herself entertained since her career has gone to shit since The OC was cancelled. A DUI was the best thing to happen to her!

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Mischa Barton’s New Boyfriend

February 7th, 2008

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Mischa Barton has been keeping a secret. She’s been quietly dating Brett Simon, the director of her movie “The Assassination of a High School President” since they met on the set.

Usually Mischa is attracted to wealthy men and Brett is somewhat new to the business but he has definite potential. His success as a video director paved the way for his first feature with Mischa. And he has other attributes: He’s Princeton educated and 6′4.” (That’s Brett in the middle in the movie’s publicity still above.)

Mischa has to bang a director! She has no career, sex is all she has left. Keep workin’ the kegel exercises, bitch. But if you want him to stick around for a while, don’t ask him to do the Venus Butterfly. He should offer to do that first.

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Mischa: You are NOT Paris Hilton

January 4th, 2008

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Nearly a week after her late night arrest, Mischa Barton is spotted leaving The Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

I really can’t stand this bitch. Mischa’s an uncreative loser trying to become an “it girl” in a town where she’s simply not hot, talented, or interesting enough to become tabloid fodder. Whenever there’s other Hollyweird stories to mention, the tabs ignore this washed-up poser.

Remember when Paris Hilton’s dad was sick and she was photographed praying outside of a church? Yeah, by the looks of the steps, it looks like Mischa went to the same damn church too.

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Mischa needs to stop stealing ideas from gossip blogs and just stay home…. Her attempts are humorous, though. But she needs to go to Cabo and get a tan while we detox from her.







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Marijuana and Vicodin Perhaps?

December 28th, 2007

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Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car — in an unlabeled bottle.

Barton was popped at 2:45 AM Thursday in West Hollywood. Cops pulled her over after they witnessed her “straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”

She was arrested on suspicion of DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. Barton was taken to the West Hollywood Sheriff’s station and was released on $10,000 bail.

I really hope those pills were Vicodin so Mischa can say she was having cramps. So far, it sounds like she was on pot - just like Nicole Richie, and she had pills - just like when Nicole was arrested. How original. Gawd, let it be Vicodin! :)

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Mischa Barton’s DUI Mugshot

December 27th, 2007

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The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”

When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”Barton is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. The L.A. County Sheriffs’ Inmate Information website called her “Mischa Burton.” Sources tell us that Mischa has been “very cooperative” and “no trouble at all.”

Okay, so maybe she didn’t have a license to begin with. Either way, I don’t get it. Is it just me or does Mischa have a light smirk in that pic?
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Breaking: Mischa Barton is Making a Comeback!

December 27th, 2007

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Mischa Barton has been arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license.

The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 3:00 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif., and is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. The Inmate Info doc called her “Mischa Burton.”

I don’t even know what to say. I’m speechless. I hope 2008 isn’t filled with this immature drama these Hollywood sluts seem to enjoy. It’s obvious Mischa’s into drugs, but why da ho didn’t have her license with her? Come on!!!

As my headline says, bitch is making a comeback. I’m just calling it what it is. This is what these hos do for publicity and it always works. It’s not like Mischa did it on purpose, but the arrest will benefit her. Heidi Montag - it’s your turn now.

On a sidenote, I’m sick right now so I may be a little bitchy, regardless, I’m so over it!!! Give me something new to work with already. Until Dakota Fanning gets busted for drugs and Joel Osteen is caught with a hooker, it’s all a snooze.

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Fashion Don’t

December 14th, 2007

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Mischa Barton should keep her pasty ass indoors. Dying your hair blonde and being pale as hell is never a good look, then throw in some trash bag skirt with an outdated librarian top and you’ve got, well… you think you look hawt, and that’s cause your name is Mischa Barton and you’re delusional.

Mischa Barton, who shows some skin in January’s Maxim, shows off her eclectic sense of style at the premiere of her period drama Closing the Ring in Belfast, Northern Ireland on Thursday.

Fugly is never gonna be chic, babe. But if only it was…

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