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Tyler Shields is a Genius

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:20:16 EST

Photos from Mischa Barton's photo shoot with Tyler Sheilds have hit the Internet and they're getting a lot of attention. That is the genius of Mr. Tyler Shields. He's a Terry Richardson hack, only with more fake blood and gore. His photo shoots with C-listers make headlines, making it a win-win for the scandalous photographer and his subjects.

Mischa Barton? I forgot she was alive. Tyler got her to pose for some really stupid pictures that I kind of love. He needs to work with Lady Gaga next. If only he could afford her.

Mischa Barton Smoking Pot: Puff, Puff, Give

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:36:02 EST

It's no surprise that Mischa Barton loves her weed. She has been photographed tokin' away numerous times over the years, but it's always nice to have updated photos of Mischa enjoying her favorite past time hobby.

Mischa was photographed smoking a joint while hanging out with her boyfriend Lee Tinklin (aka DJ Love) in St. Tropez, France the other day. I'd much rather see Mischa smoking pot rather than go crazy and end up in a psychiatric hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center like she did last year.

I see a lot of puffin' but no passing. Didn't she learn how to share when she was a kid? Where's her manners?!?

Brandon Davis' Twitter Account is 'Fake, Never Called Mischa Barton Fat!'

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:37:37 EST

Well this story puts a smile on my face. I couldn't understand why Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend would say that she's fat now and call her a "heifer" on Twitter.

Brandon Davis isn't exactly prince charming, but I wondered 'Does he want Mischa back?' cause it doesn't make sense for him to be commenting on her. Or I was wondering if his heart really was filled with ice? It was a mystery. But everything is resolved now because someone created a fake Twitter account LAST WEEK where he or she was posing as the oily heir.

Brandon tells In Touch exclusively that not only did he not make the taunts, he doesn't even have a Twitter account! "I would never say anything nasty about Mischa, especially about her weight. I am pissed that someone stole my identity and started Twittering things."

Even his friend Michele Gargani knows he doesn't do the whole Internet thing: "He has no clue what Twitter is, so it is obviously a fake account."

This means that someone out there hates Mischa enough to create a fake page to talk sh*t about her, which is really sad. She's not even Jelly Clarkson fat, and even if Mischa were that big, at least start a gossip blog and get paid for being a hater.

Brandon Davis On Mischa Barton: 'She's A Heifer!'

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:00:05 EST

Brandon Davis is a piece of crap but that's something you already knew. In the latest *sshole Davis news, Us magazine says Brandon was attacking Mischa Barton through Twitter last night, regarding her weight.

After spotting Mischa at the Nylon party last night, Brandon Twittered: "Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I'm gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer."

Mischa has some cottage cheese going on with her thighs, but she's not fat. Brandon, on the other hand, is a sweaty ball of blubber who has nothing better to do than posts sh*t on Twitter about his ex-girlfriend's. Get a life, son!

Mischa Barton Still Has A Drinking Problem

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:00:51 EST

It seems as though Mischa Barton's wisdom tooth surgery is still causing problems for the train wreck.

Her friends had been speaking out about how worried they were about her drinking problem earlier in the summer, and it sounds as if she's still hitting the bottle hard. Mischa was seen looking a bit tipsy at the G-Star after party at the Bowery Hotel.

"She kept saying, in a really spacey, weird British accent, 'Like, I'm with the deejay. I to tally know the deejay. I'm here for the deejay,' " laughs our spy. "She was slurring her words." After being let in, we're told that Barton "needed to be escorted to the deejay booth" where she proceeded to "stand for about an hour, dancing in her own world. I don't think her eyes were open to full capacity -- or even half capacity -- the whole time she was there."

This chick is going to keep spiraling downward unless someone sits her down and talks some sense into her. Get her *ss in rehab!

Mischa Barton: 'Hospitalization Blown Out Of Proportion'

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:06:55 EST

I smell bullsh*t and it's coming from Mischa Barton's mouth. Mischa is back on the crazy train because she is now blaming her wackiness over the summer on her teeth.

Mischa was on The View today and spoke about her recent stay at Cedar-Sinai Medical Center Psychiatric Ward and says the whole thing is being 'blown out of proportion'. Barbara Walters pushed her more on the issue because Cedar's psych ward isn't your run-of-the-mill facility.

Mischa responded with:

I had a surgery for my wisdom teeth that went really badly. I had been in the hospital. I had two surgeries on my wisdom teeth. I had four taken out and they had gotten it really badly wrong. They had to drill into my jaw and I was just in really excruciating pain."

Joy Behar asked her why she had to go to a psych ward for a tooth problem and Mischa says it's because she feared needles?

"When they take you into the hospital for something when it goes really wrong if you're having a meltdown and you say something like 'I feel like I want to die' ... they start injecting you with things to calm down. Like I'm petrified of needles. Like absolutely petrified ... you can't come anywhere ... I had my blood drawn once in my life for my insurance."

I've never known anyone to have such problems after having their wisdom teeth pulled, that they end up in a crazy ward. Just admit you were hitting the liquor bottle too hard. It makes more sense than blaming your teeth on you being all f*cked up!

Mischa Barton Is Still Crazy

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:06:50 EST

Mischa Barton may be out of the looney bin, but that doesn't mean she's sane. Just looking at the pic below tells me her style sense is still way off as usual!

Barfly Barton was at dinner with some friends over the weekend and began freaking out and crying about a supposed stalker. Something tells me the girl is still on drugs if she's getting all weird and paranoid for no real reason.

Saturday night, Barton was spotted "having a disastrous dinner" with a group of girls at Sant Ambroeus in the West Village. "She was upset and talking frantically into her phone about having a stalker," said our spy. "Her friends were trying to console her, but she went outside and chain-smoked cigarettes."

Sunday night, she wore an unflattering tight black dress to the Cooper Square Hotel for the Carrera Summer Escape party, where someone spilled a drink on her. Barton's rep didn't return calls.

Spilling a drink on her was just a ploy to ruin her dress and hope she would change into something else. You know, a dress that looks half way decent on her! Whoever designed that dress needs slapped around a little bit for designing such a crappy piece of clothing.

Mischa Barton: Heading Back To Work

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:55:31 EST

It sounds like Mischa Barton is stepping off of the crazy train and ready to get back to work!

Now that Mischa's head is cleared from the three-day coke binge, she's ready to resume production on her CW show The Beautiful Life.

The 23-year-old actress "will be resuming production as planned with the rest of the cast in NYC. She's back to business as usual." The show is due to start filming Friday.

Barton was hospitalized July 15, but has been making improvements.

Ashton Kutcher, creator and producer of The Beautiful Life, recently talked about Barton at a technology conference in Pasadena, Calif. "I can tell you right now Mischa Barton is doing great," Kutcher said.

Maybe she just wanted to stay in the looney bin long enough to get rid of the bloat and allow her eyes to turn back to white, instead of drunk liver yellow. I hope she does alright and doesn't go all crazy on us again. It would be nice if she would keep her nose out of the powder too.

Mischa Barton Hates Her Cellulite

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:00:22 EST

Mischa Barton has more than drug and alcohol problems... She has self-esteem issues too!

Mischa took notice of blogs and tabloids that would criticize her body, and most criticized the cellulite on her legs. Even though it upset her she never did anything to fix it.

People close to Mischa say she hated her legs and the photos of her cellulite. "She has big self-esteem issues. ... She hates her legs," says a source close to Barton. "She isn't comfortable with her body. It's been a big source of stress and self-hate."

"She had a big problem with those photos of her cellulite. … She didn't like it," says another source. "That just was something that contributed to her spiraling but she didn't do much to fix it because of her partying."

Mischa, don't bitch if you're not gonna try to fix it. You can't complain that your thighs resemble cottage cheese when your eating crap and don't exercise. Cocaine may cause you to loose weight, but it's sure as hell not going to build muscle. Slow your roll, honey.

Mischa Barton's Possibly Suicidal

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:30:37 EST

More info is coming out about the days leading up to Mischa Barton's hospitalization.

Sources say Mischa was on a three-day coke bender and her friends call the po-po because they were afraid she may kill herself. The hard partying is taking its toll on her looks and she's showing her boobies in public.

"She's running out of money and can't find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess."

Photographed Tuesday at an LA hotel, the once-skinny Barton (above) looked bloated and almost unrecognizable. A guest at the hotel said Barton seemed to be stumbling around poolside and at one point was topless.

A source believes it will take some time before Barton bounces back, saying: "She is a tortured and troubled person. You can survive a bad review, but when you don't show up for the premiere of your new film, it's not a good sign of where your career is heading."

First stop is the psych ward, her next stop will be rehab!