Just in time for Halloween, Nadya Suleman brings news that is sure to frighten at least some people. In a move straight out of the Paris Hilton playbook, Octomom will be acting in a horror flick. The mother of fourteen kids will play a woman named Vanessa who is impregnated by a demon. Who, by the way, also happens to be female. (Already getting WTF vibes? Me too.)

She told the Daily Mail that she is absolutely thrilled to be starring in this low-budget, sure-to-be-campy cinematic masterpiece.

“I feel very fortunate to have been given this opportunity to star in this horror film."

The mother of 14 feels like she has things in common with her character. "There are very similar characteristics between my character Vanessa and myself which has made it easier to prepare for my role. I love horror films and hope to have more opportunities in the future.”

On the bright side, this career move will supposedly make her eligible for Screen Actors Guild health benefits, thereby cutting her health care premiums in half. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do! Nadya’s delusional in a lot of ways, but she’s not when it comes to taking advantage of sh!t.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman is one broke momma. Raising 14 kids without a job or a steady income is tough to say the least, and Nadya can't keep up with her $3,500 a month mortgage payment. Nadya says she hasn't paid for the last three months because she doesn't want to live there anymore.

The home is scheduled for foreclosure next week but Nadya hopes to sell it before the bank owns it. Nadya's rep says the home has been appraised for $500,000 but Nadya still owes $450,000 and I can guarantee she's not going to get anywhere near the appraisal amount for her home.

With 14 kids in the house, you can expect some crayon on the wall here and there but Nadya's home is a complete wreck! There's holes in the walls, doors and wires hanging from a ceiling light fixture that was never fixed.

I've posted video of inside Nadya's home after the jump. Would you pay a pretty penny to own her home?

Nadya Suleman is extremely shy and she has always said that she doesn't want to be famous. After she gave birth, she held a few interviews and has been featured on magazines here and there, but she has reportedly rejected more offers than she accepted. Because all of her money has dried out, Suze Orman told her to start pimping herself out, which is what she's doing.

It's difficult to get it in when you have one child running around the house, but when you have 14 kids to look after, sex could be reduced to quickies only. Surprisingly, Nadya doesn't even have those, because this chick has no sex drive.

On her relationships in the past: I only had one boyfriend my whole life and I never loved him. I only wanted babies.

On what it was like when she was married: I never touched him [my ex-husband] physically. It was a different type of marriage. That’s all I want to say about it. I’m the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way.

On sex: People need sex, but I don’t .. I have zero sexual interest.

On masturbation: I’ve never even touched myself in that way. Maybe if I had touched myself things would be different. It’s like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don’t know what I’m missing.

On how long it takes her to drop the panties: I couldn’t even imagine kissing something. I’ll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you.

She is SO weird! On the other hand, having no sex drive would save you from doctor's visits and all the other stuff that I won't get into right now. I just couldn't imagine having 14 children without having someone, or 14 someones, bang my brains out to get me there.

As if we haven't heard enough people sound off on Casey Anthony, Octomom Nadya Suleman wants to throw out her two cents too. Nadya said the whole Casey Anthony case makes her nauseous, and the thought that Casey would entertain the thought of harming her child makes her sick. You know, mothers who say they hate their babies kind of makes me sick, but that's a whole other story.

Because Nadya is a doctor in her own mind, she claims she has worked with "the mentally disabled for years before having kids," and definitely believes Casey Anthony is a french fry short of a happy meal.. In other words, she's a little crazy.

Nadya says, "I worked with sociopaths and psychopaths in a mental hospital and in my opinion Casey Anthony is not emotionally stable."

So Nadya is calling Casey crazy? Yeah, a woman who has six kids, and gets fertilized with another 8 babies, is totally of sound mind. Hello pot, meet kettle. How do you take someone seriously who comes across as being emotionally unstable herself, when they call another person crazy? You don't. Nice try Nadya.

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In Touch magazine published an explosive article last month in which Nadya Suleman was quoted as saying that she hates kids and she locks herself in the bathroom to get away from them. Since then, Nadya later told The Today Show that she didn't say those things and she's looking into demanding a retraction.

Turns out, the interview was recorded, and the audio has been released.

According to the recording, Octomom says: "Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies. I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick ... I don't even look at them. I have to look away."

Okay, so guess what? I could care less y'all! The woman has 14 children. They're already born. They're already here. Unless you're willing to adopt some of 'em or you have a time machine that can go back and stop the doctor from sperminating her with so many young uns, there is no reason to get upset. Or maybe there is a reason to be upset, but she's not going anywhere and either are her kids, so whatever.

Nadya's a headcase. I think she adores children, she's just dumb as hell. If I had to take care of 14 kids everyday, best believe I would be saying that I'm absolutely disgusted by them. She was just having a moment, a very ill-timed moment with a reporter.

Listen to Nadya's shocking statements HERE

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Last week a horrifying interview was published about Nadya Suleman and she allegedly said she hated her kids and thought her older kids were animals. She also said she would lock herself in her bathroom just to get away from her little monsters. Well, now she swears she never said she hates her children and she tells TMZ every quote from her story even including her bathroom serenity, are completely false.

"I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours. I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it's ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies."

I thought she was a total delusional crazy b!tch when I read that story last week, but now I really she's not a total delusional b!tch... But she's still crazy!

Nadya Suleman bit off a hell of a lot more than she could chew after giving birth to eight babies when she's already raising six other kids. Speaking with Life & Style, Nadya sounds like she has lost her marbles and can't deal with it anymore saying she hates her older kids are animals because she isn't discipling them properly.

"I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them."

She copes by locking herself in the bathroom and cry and will even eat her lunch while sitting on the bathroom floor just to get some peace and quiet. Some days it seems like it's too much for her to handle as she admits, "Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope."

"Obviously I love them - but I absolutely wish I had not had them."

Nadya sounds nutty as it is, but raising 14 kids has got to be insane. Child Protective Services should step in and do something. I'm not sure what, but since she has contemplated suicide, it can't be healthy for the kids. One minute she loves them, and the next she hates them. Not good.

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Octomom is coming to a TV near you! Nadya Suleman has joined the cast of a celebrity dating show called 'Celebridate.' The show follows different celebrites as three normal folks try to spark up some love with them, or get eliminated. I feel sorry for the guys who get stuck with Nadya because she claims she has never been on a date.

"I've never dated. This is actually the first time I have dated in my life. I've had one boyfriend, it was very fascinating to me; it was an unforgettable experience. I am painfully shy and anxious ... that's just my personality. So it's difficult for me to interact and to have eye contact."

If she has never been on a date, where in the hell did her first six kids come from? Was she running around raping men for their sperm? What a hot mess! Now I'm even more interested to watch 'Celebridate' and see how Nadya acts with her dates. She'll be lucky if they don't run the opposite direction when they realize they're hooking up with that crazy b!tch who has birthed over a baker's dozen of kids.

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Hmmm...so shooting a weird S & M fetish video when the whole world already wants to take away your 14 kids and have you thrown in a loony bin wasn't a good idea? I never would have guessed.

Octomom Nadya Suleman revealed today that she's worried her litter of offspring will be taken away from her as a result of the bizarre video she made in which she whips a grown man dressed as a baby while wearing dominatrix gear. "I am scared that Orange County CPS will misunderstand my intentions or my parenting abilities and take my kids away from me," the Jolie wannabe said in an interview with Radar Online.

The world's most famous baby factory when on to complain that she had been duped into shooting the video, by being told it was just a comedy skit for a radio show. Yeah, turns out it was just an old-fashioned spank movie, and the guy she was whipping was not a radio DJ, but an ex-con currently on probation for everything from drug possession to spousal abuse. Wow, Nadya. Your first tip off that this wasn't a radio skit should have been the cameras - they don't usually use those for radio. Also, your excuse is they told you it was a comedy skit?! "Here, let us take pictures of you with this corset and whip. It'll be funny!" That worked? And this woman is trying to convice us she's mentally fit to raise 14 kids.

This nut-job will do anything to make a quick buck to save her house and feed her litter of babies! Although it's not clear why Nadya Suleman is wearing a dominatrix outfit and whipping a grown man wearing a baby outfit in these photos obtained by TMZ, it is clear Octomom is desperate for money.

Octomomma is seen whipping a guy named Tattoo, who is a radio personality featured on Rick.com. The kinky photo shoot took place all over Octo's home including inside her kids' play castle, and on their pony. You couldn't pay me enough to pose with some fat dude wearing baby clothes who's rubbing his butt sweat on my kids' favorite rocking horse. Jesus Octo, don't you have any morals?