Octomom Nadya Suleman stopped by The View for an interview, but her laugh took over the entire show. She's got this ridiculous cackle that only a deaf mother could love and I've posted video for you to hear it yourself. It's like nails going down a chalk board.

Anyway, when speaking about her 145 pound weight loss, Nadya said "The main reason was obviously revenue and I'm the first to admit it. I'm very, very open and honest about that."

She also admits she could go back to school but she wouldn't make enough money to raise her kids "So the only other option is to delve into other opportunities. you know, doing interviews to make the money."

We're gonna see a lot of Nadya over the next 18 years as she tries to make enough money whoring out her children to give them a good living. I feel bad for the kids cause they're living with a nut job who cackles like she just got goosed in the butt. I'll pray for you kiddies. You're gonna need plenty of prayers for dealing with this woman for the rest of your life.

Baby making machine, Nadya Suleman is showing off her new bikini body in the latest issue of Star magazine. She's going to keep sucking the money out of the tabloids to help raise her kids for as long as she can.

In an eight-page special in Star, Nadya says she didn't have any plastic surgery done and lost the 150 pounds she gained during her pregnancy by exercising and dieting.

"I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!"

Octomom is full of crap. There's no way she could slim down and not have some crazy gut flab after having eight babies. Stretch marks don't magically disappear either, so I believe she had at least a tummy tuck done whether she's going to admit it or not. The octuplets' birthday is the 26th of this month, so I bet we'll see the birthday celebration photos or an exclusive video from the party next week. Gotta make that money!

The Octomommy Nadya Suleman will be checking into a hospital this weekend to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus. This procedure will make future pregnancies virtually impossible!

The procedure and recovery time is expected to take up to seven days. Thank god for the nannies.

Nadya says that she is "terrified" and that she will have a will done, just as a precaution. She also said that she doesn't want to have any more kids and that if the family grows it will be with the addition of a new dog. Whew!

She also said that she's considering changing one of her baby's names to Nevaeh, which is "Heaven" spelled backwards. That is so gorgeous! The only reason why she'll change a name is for more publicity, though. As if she cares what her kids names even are - she's too busy talking to Radaronline every single day and going to the movies at 9:30 at night. 

I dunno where to begin with this one. First, I've really missed my personal/sidenote stories; I've just been so busy and I've had writer's block. Well, that blockage has gone away, at least for today, cause I met Nadya Suleman aka The Octomom on Saturday night.

I wish I had enough material to write paragraph upon paragraph about my encounter with Ms. Suleman - how she flung her kids around by their legs and yelled profanities at them - but I don't. Nadya was actually fairly attractive in person, thinner, with darker eyebrows and a booty for days! The woman is packin' junk in her badonkadonk.

I went to go see Obsessed on Saturday night and who did I see standing in front of me with five of her kids from her litter? It was none other than Ms. Nadya Suleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You kid me not.

My friend then told her that she looks great in person and Nadya took the time to stop walking and tell her "Oh, thank you so much. Thank you." The bitch is nice! Like, really nice. Everyone was gawking at her and her well-behaved kids and it took Nadya forever to buy them food for their movie. She had no one with her at all. It was just the octomom and her kiddos, out on the loose to go see some movie.

Now I did take some pics of her with my camera phone, and so did other people, but I don't think that any of them are worthy of posting.

Was I star struck? Was I mommy struck? Something about Nadya being out with her kids prevented me from saying anything to her; I just didn't feel right about it. Her children have been thrust into the media spotlight and they probably wish that things would have been different.

The moral of this story is: Nadya's got a big ass, but she's not an ass in person.

It was first reported that Nadya Suleman hates being called the "Octomom," but the opportunist and Angelina Jolie fan plans to trademark her media moniker.

On Friday, Suleman, 33, filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to officially - and exclusively - own the nickname.

Nadya wants to use "Octomom" on a line of "disposable diapers, dresses, pants, shirts and textile diapers." She also wants to use it for a TV variety programming (she is close to signing a TV reality show deal.)

Unemployed Nadya spent $825 for the application. Her application may take up to a year to be approved.

Nadya Suleman and her attorney, Jeffery Czech, met with four production companies over the past week and are due to meet with executives at an undisclosed network.

Which network do you guys think will pick up her show?!!!!! Will it be network or cable? Hmmm.... I think Fox would be interested... and E! could be too. Culture vulture Ryan Seacrest may wanna be all over this and executive produce this mess.

The Octomon reportedly wants to do a show so that she can have funds to raise her litter without public assistance. She has considered applying for federal WIC aid this week. Her lawyer also says that she does not have health insurance! All medical costs associated with the delivery of the octuplets has been funded by taxpayers through California's Medi-Cal.

Nadya's lawyer said,

"There's some decisions for her to make over the next few days. I think she's heard enough. Like anyone else, she wants to be portrayed in a positive light and she feels she needs to do something to get her side out. For the most part, the idea is generally to follow her and her family around when the babies get a little older."- As if we're going to care by then. They need to begin filming this disaster stat.

Producers want to follow the model of other reality shows, chronicling themes such as Suleman learning to drive a 14-passenger van, going on a date or having a big family Thanksgiving or Christmas. CREATIVE!!!!!!!!

When Octomom Nadya Suleman woke up yesterday morning she was greeted with a smashed window. During the night, someone had removed a car seat that was left on Nadya's front porch and broke the back window of her van with it.

I think some of the people who are the most upset with opportunists like the Octomom need to focus on themselves and achieving prosperity in their own lives. Attacks like this can injure Nadya and one of her 14 kids, she has 13 at home right now, the seventh was just released from the hospital. Not funny or appropriate. Now if someone put a fist to Nadya's sausage lips and collagen starts spraying everywhere, than that would be hilarious. A blogger can dream.

One of the conditions that Nadya Suleman had to abide by in order to receive free help from Angels in Waiting's trained nannies was NO REALITY SHOW.

Nadya Suleman fired her nannies yesterday and she didn't go into details because she will be filming ANOTHER DR. PHIL EPISODE about it today.

Let's try to break down some of the crazy, shall we?

OctoPsycho fired Angels in Waiting because she was allegedly still upset that her lawyer Gloria Allred called Child Protective Services on Nadya before AIW began working with her. Gloria represents AIW and claimed that if Nadya's 14 kids didn't receive proper nursing care they would become foster kids. Gloria also said that the HBIC of Angels in Waiting was going to call child-welfare services.

TMZ has the 911 call from one of the AIW nannies who wanted Gloria to leave Nadya's house!

Nadya has four of her eight babies at her home. She says she'll hire her own nannies and have Kaiser (the hospital where she gave birf) to train 'em.

OH. MY. GAWD. I want Nadya to get a reality show because I don't think she'll stop doing crazy shit until she gets one. She's probably hoping she'll become some A-lister so she can meet Angelina Jolie on the red carpet one day and ask her what shampoo she uses and who makes her panties. Or maybe those are just my questions. I digress.

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I'm gonna blame the Nadya Suleman pandemonium on the date of her first two babies' release. Since it was St. Patty's last night, I'm hoping much of the crowd was there cause they were drunk off the green beer and thought that it would be fun. Nadya still needs to bring home six more of her newborns from the hospital.

The long-awaited hand-off between neonatal nurses at Kaiser Permanante Medical Center and octuplet mother Nadya Suleman has started.

 

Two of Suleman's healthiest and heaviest infants �" sons Noah, weighing 5 lbs., 13 oz, and Isaiah, weighing 5 lbs. �" were allowed to leave the Bellflower, Calif., hospital's neonatal intensive care unit.

"This is a happy moment for everyone �" the family, physicians, nurses and entire NICU staff," says Dr. Mandhir Gupta.

The octuplets will be filing for emancipation as soon as they learn how to write their first and last names.

Nadya Suleman gets a $594,000 home where she'll receive around-the-clock neonatal intensive care nurses for her eight newborns.

Nadya Suleman has accepted an offer from Angels in Waiting to help raise her 14 children, she announced in a taping of Dr. Phil that will air tomorrow and Wednesday.

The kids will also receive psychological and physical therapies. The services are set to begin as soon as the octuplets are released from the hospital, and will be re-evaluated every six months.

"The childcare will be completely transparent, so that Kaiser Permanente and Child Protective Services will see that Nadya is seriously committed to her family."

Suleman turned down Angels in Waiting first offer two weeks ago, Allred said, because the organization wouldn't let her film a reality show in the provided housing.

(Angels in Waiting estimated it will cost $135,000 a month to care for Suleman's eight babies  around the clock. Suleman currently has no job, receives food stamps and supports her children with disability payments.)

Suleman's father, Ed Doud, closes on a 2,500 square-foot four-bedroom three-bathroom home listed for $594,000 in La Habra, Calif., the seller's real estate agent confirms.

So, sounds like Angels in Waiting will not let this whore film a reality show if she chooses to accept their help. Score. And her innocent children will receive proper care. Score. Now can we not talk about her ever again forever never, please?

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