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The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 2 reunion should've been more "like bam!" but instead was more like "blonk!"

It was evident that it was all going downhill by the looks of the set itself. The cast members sat on couches at some ATL venue named "Opera" and the place looked haunted. It's almost like you could hear echoes. The ambiance sucked.

Sheree Whitfield: The stiffest of all the housewives spoke volumes with her body language. Beneath Sheree's long bangs, she could be seen rolling her eyes whenever Kim spoke. She also had on a ponytail that looked like a rope, which wasn't any better than her bang noodle and ponytail that she rocked during last year's reunion. Maybe the big jewelry didn't help, but there was something about Sheree's ensemble that made her look like a MANnequin.

Kim Zolciak: Her attire was hideous, but Kim doesn't know how to dress. She attended the She by Sheree fashion show in jeans and a wife beater. She also doesn't admit that she isn't 31. Her pathological lying is frightening.

Wiggy Kimmy was beyond disrespectful, frequently telling the host to "keep moving" and to "get off Big Poppa!" She knows nothing about respect cause she's a mistress who doesn't have a job. I could cut Kim some slack, but she claimed that she didn't attend Kandi's comeback performance cause her daughter may have had the swine flu. Why does Kim always have to name drop a potentially fatal disease for the sympathy vote?

Kandi Burruss: Needs to cool it with the weird facial expressions. She already resembles a frog and her lesbian mohawk isn't doing her any favors. She also seems uptight. She was trippin' that Lisa had cameras inside her bathroom and that a gay man grabbed her boobs? I wish I could go to a gay club everyday cause the boys love my girls. Heh. She needs to loosen up, but we still love her and she remains a fan favorite.

NeNe Leakes: B*tch was moving her hair piece outta her lazy eye exactly every .02 seconds. When you're on TV, it is NOT the time for primping and grooming. NeNe's new hair is fun, but she remains extremely uppity. You could just tell by the way she sat and stared and flicked her ugly hair piece that she thinks she's holier than thou. One reality TV show season later and she becomes a full-fledged diva?! And hatin' on Kandi just because she's successful? That makes her the immature and the ghetto one, not Kandi. It broke my heart to hear Kandi say that she liked NeNe the best and thought they would be friends.

Lisa: Looked gorgeous. I love her and I love her hatred for Wiggy Kimmy.

Dwight: Walked out on stage in a suit that was 2x bigger than his size. He had a lot of work done on his face since season one, and his makeup was heavy. He dissed all of the ladies as soon as he sat down on the couch, saying, "I feel like I've been at church all day!" But skinny a*s men in big suits should not throw stones. His pants were too short and they looked like capris when he sat down. He also got a penile implant - Kim put him on blast - and his face makes me uncomfortable. He is too old to be going under the knife like he is. He comes across as being so damaged and insecure.

  - In summary, the ladies GOTTA do better than this if they want to sustain a fan base. They put their drama aside, refused to answer questions or reveal anything interesting... the reunion was anti-climatic.

Kim "sang" at the end and Lisa busted out laughing, but it's not like that was interesting, either. We all know they're more ghetto and entertaining than that. Instead of Sheree asking "Who gon check me, boo?" these b*tches need to look at the reunion tape and check themselves. We want entertainment, not alliances and silence.

Wherever there's cameras or free wine, there's Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim joined her fake rival NeNe Leakes for the RHOA season finale party at Mr. Chow's in L.A. on Thursday, and the aspiring singer pulled a Britney Spears and had herself a crotch shot.

Kim and Big Poppa have broken up, so she's looking for her next ATM machine. I dunno if this pic helps her cause. Any man who wants to wife a mother like this has too many issues to sort through.

* Also my RHOA reunion recap will be posted on Monday at the earliest cause I'm out of town.

This has to be the first of many times we'll see Michael Lohan and The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes go at it. It's hysterical watching Nene rip into his a** about being a bad father!

Nene's yelling at Michael Lohan for using the media to deal with his issues with Lindsay and her problems. Michael doesn't get to say much besides Nene should get on Nutrisystem and telling her she's fat. That's because Nene was speaking the truth and Michael couldn't handle it so he had to go for the fat comment. What an a-hole. The smackdown will be aired on tonights edition of 'The Insider'.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak says that she is no longer in a relationship with human ATM machine Lee Najjar, aka Big Poppa.

Kim appeared at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel's Really Awards where she confessed that she's no longer a mistress, at least not with Big Poppa. "Big Papa and I ended it. At the end of the day, he will always be the love of my life, but it's time for me to move on" and find someone else to pay my bills.

Kim also talked about NeNe Leakes and Kandi Burruss.

On NeNe:

"I've just moved past it with Nene, and I think her true colors have really surfaced, and they will continue to do so. I wish her the best."

On Kandi:

"She is strong and she will pull through, but she is devastated. I went to the funeral on Friday, and I don't think I have ever been that sad in my whole life. I don't want to see my friend upset. It's terrible. It's something that will stay with me for life."

I'm gonna do a finale recap like I did last year, and I'll get into my 2 cents on the cast then. But NeNe is so disappointing. Fame went to her head at the speed of light. Kim, on the other hand? Her selfishness continues to shine through all that wig hair. Kimberly attends AJ'S FUNERAL and SHE doesn't think that SHE has ever been that sad in HER entire life and SHE doesn't want to see her friend upset, and it will stay with HER for life.

Kim's so cluelessly self-absorbed, I don't even know if I can be mad at her for being so overwhelmingly selfish and oblivious.

More fake t*ts and fake hair below.

The Brokest Broke A*s B*tch of Atlanta, NeNe Leakes comes clean about her past, confirming reports that she was workin' the pole, shaking what her mama gave her.

In NeNe's memoir, Never Make the Same Mistake Twice, the reality TV star says, "Yes, I was a stripper - let the judgments ensue. I'm not ashamed. What difference does it make if I danced or not? Is the sun going to stop shining? Is my past taking food out of your mouth? [I stripped] for the sake of my son, and to restore my confidence in myself.

My son was in private school, his father wasn't chipping in for ­pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out.

It was about survival. I could make $500 off one guy just by turning him on. These men were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren't there to make me feel bad about myself."

I LUV this woman!  NeNe also said, “I worked this body like a well-oiled machine, and every movement got me closer to my goal of financial independence for me and my child.”

Seriously. Don't hate. I would be a stripper if I weren't a blogger and didn't have rolls upon rolls upon rolls.

There's no reason for anyone to lie, The Real Housewives of Atlanta is all about NeNe Leakes and Wiggy Kimmy aka Kim Zolciak! Season 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta premieres Tuesday July 30th @ 10/9 Central on Bravo. This promo clip below features NeNe and her gay BFF Dwight. NeNe really deserves her own show. LUV her!

Oh, and there's a new housewife in town! Kandi of the 90's R&B group Xscape has joined the cast. It should be interesting to see what she's about.

You know a lot of people are gonna be hating on NeNe for these pics but I think she looks FABULOUS!

She is the top housewife in Atlanta because not only does she look ferocious, she's also real. Kim will never look this classy as long as she keeps that plastic fur ball on her head.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes says a report that she and her husband have been evicted is "a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate.

"I am truly blessed to enjoy a wonderful life and lifestyle. We have indeed moved to another home, but we did so on our own free will. We live in an absolutely beautiful home, and we are fortunate to be able to live in the place of our choice.

"Unfortunately, there are many families who are facing real foreclosures and real evictions. That is not and never was the case with us. I know where we live and how we live, and for those blessings, I am humbly thankful.

"Without wasting time on the details, the only thing I will say is that we were NOT evicted. Everybody knows that I like to be honest, real and upfront. If something was wrong, I would tell you!"

I'm thinking bitch "moved out" before the official get the fuck out deadline date. And why didn't she pay her rent? NeNe was evicted. Clever explanation, though.

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Kim called NeNe a "low-budget bitch" and we didn't know why. Maybe we do now!

NeNe Leakes, star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, is no longer living at the 5,000-square-foot, 5-bedroom home shown on the hit Bravo series.

According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, she and her husband, real estate investor Gregory Leakes, left the property in November -- a month after an eviction notice was filed by Winwood Properties.

The notice, filed Sept. 24, claimed that they owed $6,240 in past rent.

Alright, er, uh, Bravo is so fraudulent. First of all, Kim is not a housewife, Sheree is an ex housewife, NeNe was renting a crib, and DeShawn can't speak English. It's time for a casting call!

Second, how embarrassing is this for NeNe, like, seriously?! I lost $6,000 on my cancelled trip to Europe but I'd like to think that I'd be able to cough up $6k when I'm NeNe's age. I'm sad for her.

NeNe would not reveal where she is currently living. "It's none of your business," she told The Journal-Constitution in an e-mail.

She also mentioned that they "are financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits."

She stressed that the eviction notice did not have her name on it.

"You don't know my relationship with Greg," she said, "so be careful what you report!" She said their home "was a lease purchase corporate deal with Greg & his company. Things didn't work out between the two of them so they did what they had to do and he did what he had to do."

In a later email, she wrote, "If we rent, lease purchase or buy, money is still coming out of my pocket. So who's [sic] business is that??"

Bitch, it's everyone's business. You're famous now and you have a lot of explaining to do, poor thing.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion begins with the wig wearing, "god given talent" house "wife" on the show, Kim Zolciak. The host says that "so many" people don't believe that Kim is 29 years old. Kim says she's "now 30," but she often looked like her real age, which is "39 with all that makeup caked on."

Before I get into the rest of the recap, let's talk about how everyone looked and such.

Dwight:

We liked him as Dwight, not Little Richard in 20 years. NeNe's "gay boyfriend" had on some oversized red jacket and fluffy hair extensions that if he saw on anyone else he would label the look "dreadful." The "honorary 6th Housewife" was good looking and youthful on the show. But over the course of a few months, he has aged rapidly. He also slams Kim and says that he needs to bring her attire "into the 21st century and start with her hair," but he's looking a hot mess himself while he says this!

Kim:

I think she has one wig. Does she wash the damn thing? Kim wore the same beat down Barbie doll hair and it really needs to be brushed. She also sounds the same - like a man. Kimmy wears all those suits and jackets to cover up her penis, but her baritone voice and wig give it away.

Shereee:

Wanted to be "the talk of the town" with her soft, long ponytail and bang noodle. She was flippin' that noodle for all its worth. Her makeup was nice and her outfit was stylish. Sheree is a cold-hearted bitch, though. She's just stiff and annoying. If someone's not praising her or dissing someone else, she looks bored and unhappy.

NeNe:

Now that the long hair is gone, NeNe can't keep flipping her weave around when it's not in her face. Big fun. Since NeNe's hair is short now, she seems to shake her head incessantly while rocking back and forth. Are there meds for this? NeNe was also wearing a bra and fake eyelashes. She looked alrighty, but she really allows Kim to get the best of her.

Lisa:

Looked so cute. Her boots were hawt. I also loved that Lisa, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star with gorgeous natural hair, had such issues with Kim's wig. Ouch! Lisa, I love you! Lisa also calls Kim a "habitual liar" who needs medication. I worship you.

DeShawn:

The entire reunion DeShawn sat in the corner and looked constipated. Shawny has no neck and she barely opens her mouth when she talks.