New Couples

Pippa Middleton has been single for around two months and now she's dating George Percy, heir to the Duke of Northumberland. George is filthy rich and his family's estate is worth around $500 million. Percy is heir to one of Britain's richest titles and his family owns Alnwick Castle, which was used in the Harry Potter films as the setting for Hogwarts school.

George is reportedly "very smitten and completely in love with her."

Pippa and George met at Edinburgh University and they began dating after meeting up at a New Year's Eve party.

At the party Pippa reportedly flirted and then "she made her move."

Talk about a downgrade. Elisabetta Canalis has apparently gone from George Clooney's flavor of the month to dating Jackass jackass Steve-O. Um...hey, as long as she's happy, right?

The Italian model and dude who's most famous for stapling things to his junk have reportedly been spending an awful lot of time together, and are said to be hitting it off spectacularly. That is, of course, until it comes time to introduce Steve to her family and friends and Elisabetta has to explain how she went from the world's most successful movie star to a guy who has a giant tattoo of himself on his back.

We can only hope that Elisabetta has learned from the Cloon and it's her turn to use someone for sex for a while before dropping them like a bad habit.

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Scarlett Johansson was rumored to be dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Justin Bartha. Before that Scarlett was actually sexing Sean Penn, and now Ryan Reynolds' ex-wife has moved on to Nate Naylor (a New York advertising executive). If you don't know who he is, that's okay. Nate isn't famous.

Scarlett has been dating Nate "for five months," a source confirms to People magazine.

Does this chick live in a tunnel somewhere? How was ScarJo able to keep her new romance a secret for that long?!

Nate and Scarlett have finally gone public. They were pap'd while walking around New York, holding hands.

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Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new boyfriend! The reality star (who reads Pop on the Pop) changed her relationship status on Facebook to "In a Relationship." This is serious y'all!

Kandi rang in the new year with her new man at the Ciroc New Year's party in Miami. Kandi's boyfriend is actually a cameraman for The RHOA! Kim Zolciak also met her now husband through the popular series.

When reached for comment, Kandi's manager said that she would like to keep her boyfriend out of the limelight for now. Naturally fans have thrown shade, asking why Kandi is with a blue collar dude. I'd be asking the same question if Kandi's new guy wasn't cute, but I think he's pretty hawt. Kandi's one of the sweetest, and kinkiest reality TV stars. It's been ages since she's had a boo. Congrats!

Adele was spotted kissing her new boyfriend a while ago. Today, we're learning more about him and what we've found isn't good. Simon Konecki is married and he's 14 years older than Adele, 23. Simon and his wife have been separated for over a year, which means that Adele is no homewrecker.

Simon has a 5 year-old daughter. According to The Daily Mail, Adele's boyfriend and his wife Clary Fisher had "glamorous social circles" and Simon set up an eco-company. Adele and Simon's backgrounds "could not be more different." Adele Adkins was raised by a single mother and attended an inner-city school while Simon grew up wealthy.

"According to friends, Konecki is in the process of divorcing. He and his wife separated in 2010." Gross! I like it when Adele sings about heartbreak and she's kind of batsh!t crazy when it comes to dudes. Translation: I wouldn't be surprised if she gets married ASAP so that she doesn't have to be alone. Adele's happiness is career suicide. I also don't approve because Simon isn't even hot, which, of course, is truly all that ever matters.

Jonah Hill dumped his girlfriend of several years after he got slender and now he's, uh, upgrading with Dustin Hoffman's daughter, Ali. Jonah and Alli "grew up together and they have been dating for a bit," an insider reveals.

Jonah is hot as hell to me because it's all about his swagger. I think he's smart enough to not act like a dumb*ss and to treat his girlfriends like he should, not surprised that he's a good boyfriend. Have fun kids.

We rarely ever see Drake with a chick on his arm, but thanks to video vixen Dollicia Bryan, we soon will. Dollicia and Drake met at her birthday party in January. Drake's DJ was working the event, which is why the rapper attended her party. At the time, Dollicia was dating actor Hill Harper.

Dollicia and Hill later broke up, and Drake and Doll have made it official. She jumps from man to man, though, and was rumored to be dating Kris Humphries, Bow Wow and Rob Kardashian!

Dollicia's rep exclusively confirms to Theybf.com: "Yes, Drake & Dollicia are dating. They're both in L.A. right now spending the Holidays together."

We wonder how Drake's inked-up-forehead fan feels about this one!

E! News is reporting that Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are pretty serious! An insider says Zoey and Bradley celebrated the holidays together by going skiing in the Rockies. But that's not all!

Both Cooper and Saldana have begun telling their friends and family that they're a couple. Sounds serious to us! The sexiest man alive has been linked to many actresses over the past few months, if not years, while Zoe recently split with her boyfriend of 11 years, Keith Britton.

Marc Anthony was reportedly very upset about Jennifer Lopez dating 24 year-old backup dancer Casper Smart, and even banned him from driving her Bentley while his kids are in the car, but now he has a new piece to get his mind off of JLo's whoring out.

Marc has reportedly been dating Mexican supermodel Adriana Ontiveros.

Life & Style reports that he was seen with Adriana at the December 11 Miami Dolphins game where they were spotted looking like a couple.

A source says: "They exited the stadium via a private entrance and stepped out of the elevator together. They were holding hands, and he seemed very comfortable with her."

Adriana and Marc were introduced by another singer named Alejandro Fernandez.

New York Jets quarterback and Victoria's Secret model Kate Upton are reportedly dating. We hope this rumor is true, if only so that these two can give Brangelina a run for their money in the Most Impossibly Attractive Couple category.

Mark has been spotted coming and going from Kate's NYC apartment several times in the past few weeks and Kate has been attending a lot of Mark's games recently. The two were probably introduced by Kate's sister, who is a manager of client relations for the Jets.

Naturally, the couple claim to be "just friends," but you don't have to be a rocket science to see that they're almost definitely boning. Mark is a franchise quarterback (albeit a crappy, horribly overrated one), and Victoria's Secret models are the head cheerleaders of society. It just makes sense.

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