New Couples (Page 10)

The last thing Rihanna needs is to end up with another abusive man and reports of a restraining order against her new beau Matt Kemp by an ex-girlfriend, had people worried she was heading into the wrong direction. No need to worry though, Matt's agent Dave Stewart says he was never abusive to Felisha Terrell.

"Matt dated Felisha about two years ago and decided to end their relationship. She chose to file a complaint and shortly thereafter, on her own accord, decided to drop it based on the fact that the statements made within were false. She has very recently said that she has no issue whatsoever with Matt and that she and Matt consider this to be a non-issue."

A representative for Felisha also cleared the air by saying during the relationship "there was a restraining order filed by Felisha but it had nothing to do with domestic violence and to be clear Matt was NEVER physically abusive to Felisha, nor did she fear for her life. The restraining order was subsequently vacated."

Rihanna girl, we were worried for a minute but so far Matt is okay in our books but he better not f*ck up!

Jon Gosselin seems to be unable to keep his wang in his pants and has found himself a new girl. He's reportedly dating 25-year-old Morgan Christie, whom he met during a trip to Utah for Thanksgiving.

"They talk on the phone and text throughout the day, and Morgan flew to New York right after Christmas to be with him. Jon is so into Morgan that he is thinking about moving to Utah to be closer to her." It's obvious he gets p*ssy whipped super quick.

Morgan was apparently with Jon when Hailey Glassman went ape sh*t on his apartment last month.

"He flew her to New York right after Christmas to stay with him at his apartment, but after finding it had been ransacked, he immediately drove to Pennsylvania with Morgan, and they crashed at a hotel in Reading."

Mo almost looks like a mix of two other fugs Jon stuck it to, Hailey Glassman and Kate Major. The chick is only 25, and there's no way she's going to want to become the stepmother to eight kids. This is just a fun hump for her, and it's probably the closest she'll ever get to sleeping with a celebrity. Don't get attached Morgan, cause you'll eventually be a victim of his infidelity, just like the others.  

Holy hook-up, Batman! If Matt Kemp and Rihanna aren't dating, then she surely doesn't mind random dudes getting all close and cuddly with her.

Matt Kemp and Rihanna were photographed getting all lovey dovey and kissing on each other in Mexico.  I give this couple two thumbs up. He better not make a fool out of me and start beating on her when she checks his text messages. They look like they're really into each other, but they may just be together for some hot kinky sex and nothing more. Maybe he lets her strap one on and be the man every once in a while during poke time. I'm hoping this relationship goes strong for a while.

When you're a high profile single celeb, anyone you touch can possibly be your new boyfriend. Which brings us to our newest rumored couple, Rihanna and Matt Kemp. Who the hell is Matt Kemp? He's an outfielder for the L.A. Dodgers, who hit 26 homers this past season and knocked in 101 runs. Not too shabby!

Hollywood Life cites a source who says Matt followed Rihanna to the United Arab Emirates where she performed at the Emirates Palace on New Year's Eve.

“Rihanna and Matt are starting to get serious – he even followed her to Dubai for New Year's. Rihanna likes him because he’s such a gentleman… and super sexy!”

I bet the paparazzi are camped outside of wherever Rihanna could possibly be right now, waiting for her to walk out with Matt. I just hope the poor dude is ready for all the attention he's going to get for banging Rihanna.

Unfortunately this is it for today, but I will be back with the normal amount of posts tomorrow. My other job just f*cks everything up!

After being used and abused by Chris Brown, Rihanna is finally moving on and may have found herself a good man. You know, the kind that doesn't beat you when you corner him in his own lies? Then again, Rihanna isn't exactly the poster child for being on good behavior in her relationships.

In case you don't know, Tristan Wilds is on Beverly Hills 90210 and also had a role in the HBO series The Wire. Introduced to each other by a music producer, it seems that the two have hit it off. They first showed some public PDA at a going away party for Rihanna before she made her way to London.

"No one knew why Tristan was there initially, because it was not an industry party — it was very intimate. But everyone quickly realized they weren't meeting for the first time, because they were openly affectionate for everyone to see."

I hope this one works out better than the last dumba** she fell in love with!

After filing for divorce just a month ago, Avril Lavigne is single and ready to mingle. Before she mingles with the men, she needs to mingle with her dentist and get those fanged snaggleteeth fixed but who am I to judge?

Avril is rumored to be hooking up with Hollywood slut Wilmer Valderrama and the two have been spotted together on numerous occasions. They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation a few years ago, but things started to get hot and heavy between the two last month. The two kept the relationship quiet and went on a date Oct. 29 but decided to take it to the streets when they were seen at LA club Wonderland last Saturday.

"She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other's ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2."

There probably is something going on but just because she had her hand on his leg and was all up in his ear doesn't mean their sexing it up. Now if she was rubbing his peter and had her tongue shoved in his ear, I would totally say they're f*cking but I'm going to assume it's a rumor at this point. I need to hear about some hot and heavy kinky action going on before I totally believe the new couple rumors.  

Taylor Swift looks very happy!

At first glance it seems like Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are moving really fast and can't get enough of each other. Well, they pretty much are moving really fast and can't get enough of each other. But let's face it, both of their careers are on fire. They can't spend as much time together as common folk, so it makes sense that they'd wanna cram visits in when they have time.

Taylor Squared have already watched a hockey game together, went shopping before their dinner date last week, and now Lautner showed up to Swift's music video shoot at the Forum in Inglewood, CA. Inglewood may be hood, all, but the Forum is a nice venue, kind of away from all the flying bullets.

After Swift's video shoot, Lautner had dinner at the Bistro Garden in Studio City WITH TAYLOR SWIFT'S MOM! I am in awe. Taylor is such a sweet girl. Swift actually cares about what her mother thinks about her guy, which I find adorable. Sidenote: Is Lautner violating California's curfew laws? Maybe it's not so cute afterall and his 17-year-old ass needed to be accompanied by a guardian.

Hollywood's hottest new couple was out last night for a little din-din at Ruth's Chris Steak House in Los Angeles. Cutie pies Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were photographed leaving the restaurant.

It's been a long time since there was such a cute young couple in Hollywood which means this relationship probably won't last long. I hope they stay together for ever and ever case they're both hot and would make some beautiful babies. I love that shirt Taylor Swift is wearing but I have no clue what the hell it is.

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have allegedly been under the radar for a while now. The speculation has been a brewing. But Taylor Swift had her driver pick up Taylor Lautner from the airport before the two attended a hockey game at the Staples Center together. That sounds pretty official to me.

Swift and Lautner are also costars in the upcoming movie Valentine's Day.

After catching some hockey, the costars were seen in the lobby of a hotel in Beverly Hills. "Taylor Swift was all dolled up and looked super pretty. She didn't seem to mind the attention … Taylor Lautner, on the other hand, was hiding under a hoody."

They are ridiculously adorable together. Two cute, kind people in a brand new relationship? I'm eating this up! But I hope they make pet names for each other cause I couldn't imagine how distracting it would be to scream out my own name in bed!

There may not be GPS chips implanted into Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, but there might as well be. Over the past few days, the happy couple's whereabouts have been reported by two major media outlets. These two like to eat!

Robsten had a date at Players Chophouse where they "stayed pretty close together" throughout the entire night. And A few days later, they grabbed dinner with friends at Cin Cin restaurant. "Rob and Kristen were seated beside each other and very close all night."

They also frequent a particular unidentified restaurant in Vancouver all the time. One of the workers gave an exclusive Robsten interview to E!

He or she said that "everyone knows" about the Robsten f*ckship. "They come in alone a lot. You can just tell by looking at them. They're really cute together, always smiling. They just seem to make each other happy."

All together now, awwwww!