New Couples (Page 10)

Less than a month ago Sean Penn's wife, Robin Wright, filed for divorce after their 20 year relationship. Sean and Robin are still legally married, but that's not stopping the 49 year-old Oscar winner from whoring out.

Sean has been dating Jessica White, 25, and they've gone public with their f*ckship. Jessica is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who also competed on Terrell Owens' reality show. Sean and Jessica met at a birthday party at Kid Rock's house last month. A source says,

"They are together all the time. They are pretty serious together. They were holding hands. They seemed really into each other. She was laying on him... She wants to get serious with him and it seems like he is really into her too."

Good luck to Jess! Sean's peen is on the lose and I have a feeling that he's becoming a middle aged Jon Gosselin or a John Player, so she better hold off on telling everyone that he's her future hubby... unless she gets knocked up soon.

Yep, I definitely didn't see this one coming! John Mayer is losing market value by dating a reality star!

According to Janet Charlton, Kristin Cavallari and John Mayer have been knockin' boots for 2 years.

Our source says that Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on. Recently their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.

This means he was poking Kristin at the same time he was dating Jennifer Aniston. Oh John Mayer you dirty dog, you! You've completely jumped off my wet dream list now that you're downgrading to C-listers.

True Blood co-stars Evan Rachel Wood and the sexy Alexander Skarsgard are a hot new couple.

The two have been together for "several weeks now" and Rachel even made a dick trip to Louisiana on Friday to see Alexander. He's currently filming Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth.

As for Evan and Alex – they met, of course, on the set of True Blood, and were able to keep it low key, very underground while they were in LA, never venturing out to pap friendly locations, only sighted a few times discreetly, and so far the relationship is progressing well, they’re having fun together.

True Blood's Anna Pacquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged, Evan and Alexander are in a new f*ckship... The True Blood set is turning into a damn orgy. I may tune in now.

I can't call Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom a "hot new couple" because there's nothing hot about Kim Kardashian and Khloe only dating black athletes.

Khloe and Lamar's f*ckship began a few weeks ago and they hit up Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood on Thursday. Khloe was reportedly stealing kisses and dancing with him and Lamar said "Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find."

As ridiculous as this pairing is, I think they have a better chance than Reggie and Kim. Lamar is four years older than Khloe while Reggie is four or five years younger than Kim.

It surely didn't take long for Tony Romo to move on after his split with Jessica Simpson, and he made a serious upgrade!

Check out Tony's new piece of *ss Candice Crawford, Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford's little sister. People are calling her a Jessica Simpson look-a-like but Candice is waaaay hotter than Jessica, and has a gorgeous body too!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart don't need to confirm anything, because the paparazzi camera lens doesn't lie!

Here's the Twilight co-stars at Kings of Leon's Saturday night concert in Vancouver. Notice how Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz (in the red flannel shirt and black hat) takes a backseat, literally. That's because he doesn't wanna hear all the saliva being swapped between Kristen and Patsy.

These two are perfect for each other. They both drink, smoke and probably stink. 

Jon Gosselin has found another fame whore to hang out with.... Michael Lohan!

Jon hung out in the Hamptons with Michael Lohan to 'get away' with Star reporter, Kate Major. Jon seems to be moving from one ho to the next in record time!

Michael says Jon needed a get away so he welcomed him and Kate Major with open arms.

"Jon is a friend, he's a great guy, he needed a place to get away to, and my doors were open to him and Kate Major. Jon and Kate [Major] are good friends of mine. She's with him [at Lohan's house]. Kate's like a daughter to me. When she needed a place my doors were open."

Gosselin was also seen last weekend with Major – a reporter for the Star – at a New York City restaurant. Jon has been dating family friend Hailey Glassman since splitting with wife Kate Gosselin.

I don't believe Jon and Michael have been friends for a long time. Why would anyone want to pal up with Michael Lohan? Especially if your Jon's age cause all he wants is to find some hot chicks and Michael would totally beaver dam him on that. Beaver dam is like cock blocking, just blocking the poon instead of the peen. I guess all tabloid hookers like Michael and Jon have to stick together.

Now that Jon Gosselin is free from his old ball and chain Kate Gosselin, he's finding himself some young honeys. Jon was seen holding hands with some young fresh 22 year old named Hailey Glassman, who is the daughter of the dude who performed Kate's tummy tuck. Classy, right?!?

Jon and Hailey were in St. Tropez hanging out on fashion designer Christian Audigier's yacht. I wonder who paid for the trip? Did Hailey's daddy give her money for the excursion? Or is Jon using cash that he's received from Jon & Kate Plus 8?

The way Kate gives him sh*t and embarrassing him on national TV, you can't really blame the guy if he did use money from the show. He better just make sure his kids' education is all paid for first!

Did anyone see this coming? Could anyone see it a comin'? Well it's a match made in Trailer Trashville Skank County.

Kellie Pickler competed on the fifth season of American Idol. After her Idol run concluded, she went out and fetched herself some breast implants. Kellie has refused to confirm whether or not she received breast augmentation, but the pictures speak for themselves. This woman is good at keeping secrets. Kellie and Kid Rock have apparently been bumping uglies for over a year now!

Pickler leaked the news to a radio interviewer. "The romance between Kellie and Kid has been the worst-kept secret in Nashville." 

Seriously? These Nashville folk don't know how to leak a damn secret? We had NO clue.

After much speculation, a source has confirmed that Britney Spears is dating her agent, Jason Trawick, 37. The two have been rumored to be engaging in grown folk's business for months now.

Spears, 27, is romantically involved with her agent, Jason Trawick. "They are totally and definitely dating. Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her. They're very sweet together," the source says, adding that Spears "always had a crush" on Trawick, who is also one of her brother Bryan's best friends. "He makes Britney really happy, and he's great with the boys."

Britney Spears doesn't like men that her father likes. Brit Brit needs a man who'll condition her hair with jizz and feed her Cheetos in bed like a real hick should. If Jason can't comply on a consistent basis, well this thang here just ain't gonna stay good for long, y'all.