New Couples (Page 11)

Drake LaBry is kind of an overnight B-lister, or C-lister, but who's giving rank?

Drake LaBry has been cheering Adam Lambert on for months, but it wasn't until he stepped out in the Marc Jacobs blazer that Glambert bought him that the paps went wild. He is officially Adam Lambert's piece.

Intrigue surrounding Drake is so 3008. People magazine did an article titled "5 Things You Don't Know About Adam Lambert's pal Drake LaBry," and you know I have to cover this shiz!

I'll summarize: Drake is from Louisiana, is an interior designer and painter, has two tattoos - one on his arm, another on his chest - has known Glambert for years, and backpacked through Europe, posting videos like the one above on YouTube.

Drake Labry is Adam Lambert's boyfriend, but who is he, besides hot, exactly?

Drake Labry is a 24-year-old interior designer who likes tight pants, hot boys and sitting in the American Idol audience cheering on his man. Drake has been seen at most of the Idol tapings; and only one night of clubbing with a very famous boyfriend has made Drake headline news.

Up in the club last night, Adam Lambert and Drake were seen "sipping Grey Goose," "dancing very closely together," and were "very affectionate." The NY Post reports that Gaybert will be coming out in the next issue of Rolling Stone magazine. How diva of him.

Child actor turned rapper Aubrey Drake Graham is Rihanna's new piece. The two apparently dated in the past and Rihanna has gone back for seconds.

Word on the blogs is that Rihanna and Chris are "officially over." I still dunno if that's a PR spin or if they'll get back together, but RiRi went bowling in New York on Monday and she was seen sucking face with her Drakey.

"She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night," says a spy. "They were really cute together." Rihanna, who's also been spending time in town with Katy Perry, peeled off with Drake at about midnight.

This man is not hot and he is not cute; but if foreplay doesn't include bloody beatdowns with RiRi, then I have to say that I approve.

Whatcha think?

Mel Gibson and his new girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva were made for each other - they both have no shame. Mel's wife filed for divorce just two weeks ago! Fast forward a few weeks later, and Mel and his new ho Oksana Grigorieva were seen holding hands at the L.A. industry screening of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Oksana Pochepa was believed to be Mel Gibson's homewrecker; bloggers got confused and Pochepa apparently faked it so that she could get publicity. Both women are Russian and share the same first name.

This Grigorieva broad is 39 years old, though, and Mel is 53. The two proudly held hands and Mel reportedly seemed "very comfortable" with her. I don't even know how it's possible for Mel to be "very comfortable" with her a*s. You know this slut speaks broken English.

Mel's rep is on damage control, saying, "Mel has been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself."

Mel should be "enjoying himself" in a Jewish rehab center right about now. He's a hypocritical, anti-Semitic "Catholic" muthatrucka.

Slumdog Millionaire's Dev Patel and Freida Pinto are dating! Freida's mom, Anita, confirmed the news.

Anita told the Daily Mirror,

"First it was the film and now everything else seems to have slotted into place. Life can't get any better for him. Freida is really beautiful, and I am really happy for them."

Her comments come just days after Patel, 19, jetted to Israel to spend a whirlwind date with the Mumbai beauty, 24. "Yes, we knew he was flying to Israel to see her," said Patel's mother.

Freida is currently filming a movie in Jerusalem where Dev flew in to see her. The two spent a few hours together in a hotel before taking a stroll and eating lunch at a seaside restaurant. These two aren't wasting any time! Dev and Freida spent their time at the table kissing and holding hands. Shortly after, Dev took a taxi to the airport to fly back to London. WTF?! I like a man who knows what he's there for. Hit it and split it, baby.

I am ridiculously excited about this, it's kinda sad. Another blogger said that she's so happy that she wants to cry. I feel the same way... not really, but this is great. I also really like that both of them waited until the hype died down before going public, assuming they've been together for a while now. Freida and Dev are adorable together. Woot!

Twenty three year-old aspiring actress and waitress Scheana Marie Jancan is John Mayer's future ex.

The two met when Scheana served John Mayer drinks at The Grand Havana Room. John started to feed her lines and then asked for her numba.

“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out. She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

Scheana has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos. She was also a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant. The airhead also says hanging out at John Player's house is "like Spring Break" cause there's always food and beer around. She also says John Player is "very tender, sweet and creative." I wanna eff him to!

How does one womanizer get so lucky? Every girl John humps sings his praises: Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Minka Kelly, this ho, Jennifer Love Hewitt? 

Brooke Hogan found herself a low rent Kevin Federline who needs to grow at least 8 inches taller, Yannique Barker aka Stack$.

Brooke Hogan seems really into her new midget lover as they filmed her music video "Fallin" on Miami Beach. It looks like a football is stuck in Yannique's forehead and it's way scary.

Stack$ has been in the game for a while and with his height and lanky frame, I don't see any platinum records in his future. When Brooke stands behind Stack$, it looks like she's tryna get him to feel her boner. At least she can read his back tattoo when she rides him with a strap-on.

Ryan Seacrest is dating Jasmine Waltz, a sexy bartender that he met while clubbin'.

Ryan is clearly very into his Megan Fox lookalike. He even took time off from hosting his radio show for a romantic trip with her to Paris where they reportedly had a lot of tongue f*cking action going on.

But, uh oh! Jasmine is an aspiring actress! She has worked at other L.A. hotspots including Les Deux and Italian restaurant Bella where she probably flirted and tried to bang her way into Hollyweird.

"They've been together for a few months now," says the source.

This is a rarity! Ryan doesn't share his mogul d*ck with anyone. I'm impressed that he's making himself more available to possibilities and I wouldn't mind if this Jasmine chick pulled a Carson Daly and got herself knocked up. Too bad Ryan pulls out and aims for a Simon Cowell pic when it's time for the jizz.

Good luck, kids!

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan is dating bite-sized reality TV vixen Tila Tequila. The odd couple made their debut on the red carpet at Bravo's 2009 A-List Awards.

Billy looks completely smitten with her. 

Hathaway, taking a style cue from her current beau Adam Schulman, took a stroll in Venice, CA, rocking jazzy sneakers, a turquoise retro jacket and white frame shades. Possibly adding to their hipster closet, the couple walked arm in arm as they shopped the small boutiques lining the trendy area.

After Anne Hathaway kept talking about some mystery dudes to get the press off her back about her convict ex-boyfriend, it seems that she's found a human boyfriend with a pulse. They're pretty cute together. But his outfit? Tragic. Mickey Mouse, I couldn't walk out the door with a dude dressed like an idiot.