New Couples (Page 5)

Reggie Bush, a football player most famously known for dating Kim Kardashian for a long-@ss time and never putting a ring on it, is now dating someone who looks eerily similar to his famous ex-boo.

Normally, Reggie Bush’s love life would be kind of irrelevant, but the only reason we care is because his new girlfriend is only sorta-known because she...looks like Kim Kardashian. In fact, Melissa Molinaro was the Z-list actress who resembled the middle Kardashian so much in an Old Navy commercial that Kim even wanted to sue.

Besides being a wonderful mixture of hilarious and pathetic, I personally find this creepy as f**k. I know that some people only go for a very, very particular type, but it’s just weird to date a girl who makes her money impersonating your ex-girlfriend.

Reggie recently threw a birthday party for his new (old?) girl and even then, she just looks like a cheap version of Kim 2.0. Anyone want to bet he’s slipped up and called her Kim more than few times?

Photos: WENN

Ashlee Simpson has found a new man after filing for divorce from Pete Wentz just four months ago. Who is the new guy, you ask? It's Vincent Piazza, who you might recognize as Lucky Luciano on the HBO hit 'Boardwalk Empire.'

Ashlee and her new dude were spotted "laughing and chatting. She'd stop to kiss him; she couldn't take her eyes off him." Aw, it's that old high school giggly school girl effect that happens when your naught spot gets warmed up by a new man. A pal of Vincent's says he's "a chill guy, very artsy, the quiet type. He likes her."

It's only been four months since her divorce and if I were Ash, I wouldn't be looking for anything serious yet. There's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, but she shouldn't try to make him step-daddy dude. Keep him as a f*ck buddy, don't look at him as step-daddy dude.

Photos: WENN

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are pretty serious about their relationship. According to Us Weekly, Justin and Jennifer are now living together! Justin's ex-girlfriend Heidi Bivens just moved out of the apartment she shared with him last week and he's already moving in with Jenn? This sh!t must be serious.

"He's living at her place in L.A.! And she's introducing him as her boyfriend."

Maybe Jennifer is more scandalous than I think. Rumor has it that Justin and Jenn first hooked up while working on the movie 'Wanderlust' together last fall. She must have a little bit of evil in her if she swooped in and stole Heidi's man months ago, but the question is, how can she trust him if he was willing to cheat on his last girlfriend?

Good luck with that, Aniston.

Photos: WENN

Emma Watson could probably score any hetero man with functioning nether regions, but the pixie-cropped Harry Potter star is going less Adonis and more geeky-cute with her new guy. She’s reportedly in young luuurve with Johnny Simmons, her costar in The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

According to one of Johnny’s friends, they met while filming, and things “have gotten serious fast.” So fast, in fact, that she’s even considering a move out to L.A., even though she once said she’d never live there. Well, all those pheromones can make people do crazy shiz!

“[Emma] loves how down to earth and normal he is and thinks he’s the nicest guy. He feels the same way about her. She doesn’t act like she’s one of the biggest stars in the world.”

A cute, low-key relationship in Hollywood...I wonder how long that will last? But Johnny does seem like a really nice guy and Emma seems like she wants to avoid the Hollywood hoopla, so there might be a chance for this pairing to work. Just as long as Johnny doesn’t get too fame-crazy and Emma doesn’t die from the smog in L.A.

Photos: WENN

Serial dater Jennifer Aniston has most recently been linked to her 'Wanderlust' co-star Justin Theroux. Numerous reports say the two have often been seen together looking quite affectionate towards each other, but it hasn't officially been confirmed that they're dating. According to Page Six, one person who's not jumping for joy over Jennifer's new love interest is Justin's girlfriend Heidi Bivens!

“Heidi and Justin have been together for 14 years. They met when she was 20 years old and he 24, and yes, she just moved out of their home last weekend. She has no comment.”

Ouch. So Jen isn't just a high-priced Hollywood whore, she's a home wrecker, too. I knew she had it in her. If there's a man in sight that Jen wants to sink her teeth into, she'll whip out the claws at any b!tch that stands in her way. Yeah, like Jen could be that evil... I wish!

Another source says the relationship was already over "between him and Heidi before he got close to Jen."

Well, damn. I was really hoping Jen was the dirty girl who would lie, cheat and steal for some peen, but if Heidi and Justin were already dunzo before she came into the picture, I guess she's not that bad after all.

Photos: WENN

Maneater Jennifer Aniston has finally strayed from the pretty boys and she's dating some unknown guy with a very thick beard. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux took their relationship public last night at an MTV Movie Awards afterparty.

After weeks of keeping their romance under wraps, the former Wanderlust costars finally went public -- in a big, affectionate way. She adjusted his tie, and he gave her a sweet kiss, sweetly rubbing her cheek. Wearing a black dress with a short leather jacket, she smiled ear-to-ear and leaned into her man, who rubbed her neck.

Jen and Justin were greeted by Jason Sudeikis, who hosted the awards show, and the two remained by each other's side the entire night. Jennifer spoke with Robert Pattinson and many other A-listers.

They exchanged kisses throughout the night. When it was time to leave, Theroux grabbed her booty and stole another kiss! "Lots of sexual tension," one witness says. "She [has] never seemed happier."

Dammit! I am scared to get excited. So many people call Jennifer a loser because her relationships don't work out, and she's putting herself out there again by taking things public... The more successful a woman is, the harder it is for her to find someone who is also great and who doesn't want to use her, e.g., Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed. Aaaaaahhhh! I just can't get super excited just yet; I'll just tell Jenny to enjoy the ride!

Hayden Panettiere is back on the market after splitting with boxer Wladimir Klitschko and we already know the girl moves fast and likes athletes. So it should come as no surprise that Hayden has landed a another dude who's roughly 200 times the size of her midget @ss - New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. 

Mark is one of the top QBs in the NFL and he's also one of NYC's most eligible bachelors. He's previously been linked to Jamie Lynn-Sigler and Lindsay McCormick, and last week he was spotted having dinner with Hayden. "They seemed very close and very happy," a witness from the restaurant reported.

Naturally, a source close to the couple claims they're "just friends." Cuz, ya know, NFL quarterbacks spend a lot of time hanging out with hot young actresses who they're not having sex with. 

(Photos via WENN)

Bristol Palin first met Kyle Massey on 'Dancing with the Stars' last year and their friendship may be turning into a romance, and if there's one person who's going to put their stomp around in anger over this relationship, it's Sarah Palin. It has been rumored that Sarah purchased a $1.7 million home in Arizona just an hour from where Bristol lives, so she can keep tabs on Bristol.

Bristol and Kyle will be appearing on a reality show on the BIO Channel which will follow the duo as they set up a charity alongside Kyle's older brother, Chris. Kyle and Bristol's growing relationship apparently sparked the idea for the show, and Sarah P. is not happy because she's convinced it will affect her family's reputation. Why? Because in Sarah's eyes, Bristol is turning into a little whore.

"Sarah is furious at Bristol for going so quickly from man to man. She is doing her best to prevent Bristol's new relationship from being featured in the reality show."

Fine. I guess I have to accept the fact that Leighton Meester isn’t actually her Gossip Girl counterpart, Blair Waldorf. But just for the record, Blair would NEVER stand for this pairing! And especially not for a haircut like that.

In real life, Leighton is now reportedly dating geeky, “I Love Performing Oral Sex” actor Justin Long. The two were spotted at Hollywood’s La Poubelle dining, holding hands, and giving nerdy boys everywhere hope that the Judd Apatow representation of life (AKA schlubby dudes banging hot @ss chicks) is a legitimate thing.

It’s an unexpected pairing for sure, but their evening sounds perfectly cute and normal and weirdly adorable. They weren’t even heavy on the celeb “Get Outta My Face” ‘tude. A source reveals, “They were happily willing to talk to fans who approached them.”

Well, as long as Justin keeps going down on his boo, I’m sure they’ll be happy for a very long time.

Photos: Wenn

Chelsea Handler is dating a strong lookin' buck who is quite different from her old boy toy 50 Cent. Although Chelsea wouldn't say his name while appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight last night, it has been revealed Chelsea's currently dating Andre Balazs. Andre is a hotelier who owns hot spots such as the Chateau Marmont and Sunset Beach.

During Chelsea's interview with Piers last night, she admitted she's currently dating someone but didn't want to put him on shout.

"I'm seeing someone now, but," she demurred, "I have spent so much time exposing my personal life to everybody that I finally am in a situation where I feel like it's disrespectful to another person."

"I've learned to respect somebody else's privacy. It's not about me, because obviously I would like to make fun of him as much as possible, but he has kids, so I have to be nice."

If Andre looks familiar, you might recall he dated Uma Thurman a few years ago. I can't believe someone has finally tamed Chelsea enough to keep her mouth closed. He must be seriously hung.

Photos:WENN