New Couples (Page 7)

Nicole Polizzi has gone public with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. She posted the picture below on her Facebook page. We've also posted the caption that she published underneath her photo.

Well since the creepy tabloids already got this picture, here is my handsome boyfriend :) he makes me happy and thats all that matters

Oh my gawd. Have you ever seen such a 'I effing hate the media, here's the hot guy I'm banging, back off haters!' declaration of love before? Why is Snooki going public about her relationship and being defensive within the same sentence? It's strange. Granted the men she's hooked up with have been dogs, but she posted these pics on her personal FB (fansite) where everyone's just going to congratulate her anyway.

Still, the 22 year-old is decades more mature than Jessica Simpson, 31, who announces that she "has a major crush" on her unemployed boyfriend and freaks out after the 4-year head's up her ex-husband gave her that he's in a relationship with someone else.

I really like Jionni. He reportedly doesn't like publicity and he's very private, which are qualities that every juicehead a reality TV slut dates should have. 

Former 'Bachelor' contestant Jake Pavelka has found a new woman and hopefully she's not as fuct in the head as his ex-girlfriend Vienna Girardi. Jake and his new woman Meghan Jones, who is a wedding planner, made their first public appearance on the red carpet of the Dancing with the Stars 200th episode party Monday night, and Jake spoke to Us magazine about his new chick.

"She makes me look really good!"

Seriously? Is that how you start off introducing your new honey to the world? Good lord, he really is stuck on himself. Jake says a "great friend" introduced them to each other about two months ago and things have been smooth sailing since. Speaking of sailing, the new couple loves to travel and Jake said they planned on flipping a coin this morning to pick their next vacation destination.

"We're going to flip a coin in the morning. It's either going to be Hawaii, Australia, Bali or Bangkok. We're just going to get up and go somewhere."

Jake Pavelka may be a self-centered, conceited idiot, but I'd shack up with him if he's gonna go on awesome, lavish vacations all of the time. I could put my "He's such an a$$hole!" thoughts on the back burner if I'm sipping cocktails and letting my ass hang out in St. Tropez. 

Halle Berry and her Dark Tide co-star Olivier Martinez are sharing a reported "intense passion."  Us Magazine claims that Halle and Olivier are romantically involved, and it's pretty serious.

Berry, 43, and Martinez, 44 are “sharing an intense passion,” the insider adds. “They were instantly attracted to each other” when Dark Tide began filming in South Africa a couple months ago.

After nearly four years together, Berry and Aubry, 34, announced their split this May.

More than likely, this is just a f*ckship that Us Weekly is trying to describe as some kind of sacred bond.

I enjoy Halle's ability to move on and have herself some fun. She obviously knows how to flirt, which I think is so essential to life, Flirting 101 should become a nationwide high school graduation requirement.

Enjoy gurlfriend!

Halle Berry has allegedly found a new man! As seen in the photo below, Halle was photographed smooching on her 'Dark Tide' co-star Olivier Martinez while the two were hanging out together in France.

Sources tell People magazine that the couple had their arms around each other while taking in the sites, and looked very happy together. They even gave details of the moment leading up to Halle and Olivier's big kiss.

"It was the classic 'I'm going to kiss you here in a dark corner' move. And she was waiting to be kissed."

"They had their arms around each other as they walked. They were both smiling and laughing. Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends."

In case you're clueless as to who in the hell Olivier Martinez is, he was the hot guy in Unfaithful who was sexing Diane Lane every chance he got, until Richard Gere killed him with a snow globe. What a cheesy tragedy!

I don't think this will be a lasting relationship, but it'll be a fun f*ckfest while they're filming together!

Kristin Cavallari gets around and I don't mean in a good way. Two weeks ago she was reportedly making out with Doug Reinhardt and now she's moving on to an NFL quarterback which makes her part of the female-reality-stars-who-hump-famous-athletes club. Radar Online reports Kristin is allegedly hooking up with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and a source says the two are "at the early stages of dating.”

“The two of them were all over each other this past weekend in Chicago.”

Jay isn't necesarily commenting on his relationship with Kristin. When Jay was asked by the Chicago Tribune on Tuesday if he was ready for the Tony Romo-like spotlight that comes with dating a reality star, Jay said he won't "get into that stuff like he does. That's going to be … all of that stuff is on the backburner."

That means Kristin's va jay-jay will be on the back burner at least until January or possibly later if the Bears have a chance of going to the Super Bowl... Yeah, that won't happen!

Actually, this isn't the first time Kristin has been linked to an NFL player. She was also rumored to have hooked up with Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez earlier this year.

Anytime you get a bunch of young attractive people together for more than one day, they will bone! This theory is most evident on Bachelor Pad, ABC's trainwreck of a show with former "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" contestants competing for money.

I haven't watched the show, but I know who Tenley and Kipton are. Tenley was the runner up on Jake Pavelka's season of The Bachelor and Kipton was the runner up on Jillian Harris' Bachelorette show.

On Bachelor Pad, Tenley and Kipton can't resist each other, they even had a date followed by some fantasy suite alone time on Monday night's show.

At a post-Emmy Awards party on Sunday, the happy pair made their debut. Tenley said, "Tonight is our first night out as an actual couple. We were friends first and always, always a crush. And he's just one of the most genuine men I've ever met and he's very, very consistent."

Hmmmm.... I think "very, very consistent" means Kiptyn calls her when he says he will, shows up on time, can get it up easily, and always smells good?

Tenley and Kiptyn have been enjoying weekend trips together and they even had a double date with Ali Fedotowsky and fiance Roberto Martinez in San Diego, where Kiptyn lives.

They make a gorgeous couple, congrats.

Jesse James has officially moved on from Sandra Bullock, and thank god it's someone who's not as trashy and whorish as Michelle McGee. Jesse was spotted having dinner and canoodling with tattoo artist and star of TLC's 'L.A. Ink' Kat Von D over the weekend, and she has confirmed their relationship with a simple tweet. 

"And yes, Jesse and I are dating."

I like Kat even if she's made herself into a walking piece of art. I'm game for a tattoo here and there but the sleeves, neck and face tattoos drive me nuts. Awww, if they fall in love they can get matching name tattoos. When you have that much ink, nobody will notice it when it's there, or after they break up. It's like Where's Waldo!

Doug Reinhardt isn't known for much besides appearing on The Hills, dating Paris Hilton and.... Well, that's pretty much it, but he may be the next victim of Kristin Cavallari's magical vagina!

Radar Online has sources who claim they saw Kristin and Doug making out with each other Saturday night at the Voyeur nightclub in Hollywood.

“They were so cute, holding hands and smooching. At one point, they were actually making out.”

Who hasn't Kristin made out with? It's like common protocol for her to shove her tongue down a guy's throat, and grab his package before he even gets a chance to ask her name. Kristin and Doug have known each other for years, but that doesn't mean she isn't accepting his T-bone when he's offering.

Sandra Bullock's cheating ex-husband Jesse James may have found someone he deserves to be with. People magazine reports Jesse was seen having a grand time in Vegas this past Saturday with L.A. Ink star Kat Von D.

Settling into a table at Palms Casino Resort's N9NE, the duo didn't bother spreading out in the oversized booth, but got cozy by sitting right next to each other. The two shared the restaurant's signature rock shrimp and classic Caesar salad. They also both enjoyed the filet with a side of asparagus, and drank Fiji water with dinner.

Toward the end of the meal, the duo were spotted holding hands. They continued holding hands as they left dinner and headed to a black Mercedes that James was driving.

Kat is a like a high class Michelle McGee but without the Nazi status, and she's definitely hotter than the home wrecking slut. I don't care who Jesse James is f*cking, as long as it's not Sandra!

Serena Williams and Common ended their relationship a few months ago, and it appears she has moved on to a new man. Hollywood Life reports Serena was seen getting close and cuddly with 'Greek' star Gregory Michael.

The couple was seen dancing in Serena’s personal VIP section. It quickly became intimate with lots of touching, cuddling and serious eye-to-eye contact when the 28-year-old tennis phenom decided to rest her medically braced right foot on the comfy leather couch.

This was 29-year-old Gregory’s cue to start hugging her and plant occasional kisses on her forehead. For nearly the next two hours, Serena and Gregory were inseparable as they drank Grey Goose and cranberry, danced closely and romantically touched each other. Adding even more fuel to the speculative fire, Serena and Gregory also left early — Together!

Does the name Gregory Michael sound familiar? It should because he's the dude who was rumored to be hooking up with Vienna Girardi while she was still with 'Bachelor' contestant Jake Pavelka.

This couple won't last. He seems too boring to be with an energetic championship tennis star like Serena Williams. He may just be her f*ck buddy for now until she lands in her next serious relationship.