I know, just what you were missing in your life, I'm here to satisfy you. Here's some pics of Serena Williams and her new dude Jackie Long, actor who played a club dude in the movie ATL.
Looks like love to me! They got the smushed noses and the camera phone pics to prove it. Do you want me to answer 'who's prettier?' I won't. This will be my "Say Something Nice" post for the day.
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The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE.
The smiling duo walked arm-in-arm into the theater through the main entrance, and throughout the show, a witness tells PEOPLE, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."
I think she's asking for tips on making her wet pits magically disappear! That, or how to change that 90% of the time fuglyness she seems to have.
BTW - Joy is a busy chick & has alot of stuff to take care of tomorrow so she's asked me to cover the site Wednesday also. Don't worry that sexy bitch Joy will be back to blogging on Thursday!
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Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel are taking their relationship out to the public in the UK. I'm liking these two together... At least at the time I'm writing this. :)
The SexyBack singer has invited stunning actress Jessica Biel to join him on the UK leg of his tour, and they spent the weekend together in Manchester where he was staying in a suite at the Lowry Hotel.
Their low-key date included a trip to Old Trafford football stadium, where they watched Manchester United lose to London's West Ham.
Lindsay Lohan brought her new piece Calum Best to Nylon magazine's bash the other night. Calum's a British TV personality who reportedly hooked up with fire you know what last fall. Linds reportedly licked his face in a display of affection.
"Lindsay was snogging Calum and licking his face, they were all over each other. He was drinking beer but she seemed to be drinking water from a bottle - if that's what it was."
She probably licks her coke too. True love! They also left the party together holding hands.
Carrie's been denying their romance, but the lips don't lie!
Carrie Underwood helps Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo ring in a memorable birthday celebration Saturday at Ghostbar in Dallas.An insider says the Idol champ and Romo were "laughing, singing together, holding hands and their arms were around each other all night."
So are they a couple? "They have recently been spending a little time together," Underwood's rep tells People, adding, "It's [in the] really early stages."
Rumors have been going around for months about Johnny Borrell and Kirsten Dunst being together. He finally spoke out about his love for the snaggle-tooth since they made their relationship public last week in Japan during the Spider-Man 3 premiere.. Cause he's huge in Japan. haha. O.k.... stupid joke.
The Razorlight frontman admits he could fall in love, despite having a relationship in the public eye. He says, "I'm not hiding anything. We met in Los Angeles. We were hanging out at South by Southwest and we've been hanging out ever since.
"I don't think there's any rules behind it. If you fall you fall. In life that's what you do. "You follow the things you can't resist and you go where you go. That's falling in love."
Last week, Justin invited Jessica to a barbecue at his L.A. house, where things got "hot and heavy,".
"She's crazy about him," says another source. Now free of girlfriend Cameron Diaz, Justin recently said he likes the single life: "You don't get in as many arguments."
He may like the single life but I'm sure he likes Jessica's ass alot more! He could've used that caboose as a meat tenderizer for those ribs!
Scarlett Johansson has sparked reports she's back in the dating game after spending the Easter weekend with Alanis Morissette's ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds.
Ironically, Reynolds has also been romantically linked to his Blade: Trinity co-star Jessica Biel, who was Johansson's reported love rival when both were allegedly dating pop star Justin Timberlake.
Johansson, who has insisted she never dated Timberlake, spent the weekend with Reynolds in New York City. After dining at Manhattan restaurant Odeon on Saturday night, the couple joined friends for lunch at the Carlyle hotel on Sunday.
These two would have some hot kids! Isn't it crazy that once you're a celebrity, if you just go to lunch with someone you're now humping them? Speaking of humps, I can't believe Ryan wasn't lured back by Alanis' take on Fergie's "My Humps" video. That's the sexiest thing I've seen in years!
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Owen and Kate have been rumoured to be dating since Kate separated from husband Chris Robinson last August, and now Luke has spoken out about the romance for the first time.
When asked about his brother and Kate, the 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' actor said: "He seems very happy. She is a very nice girl."
Although Owen, 38, initially denied he was romancing Kate, 27, he flew to Australia to join her on the set of her latest film, 'Fools Gold'.
They were seen having lunch together at Santa Monica's Ivy at the Shore restaurant last Friday.
A source close to the couple said: "Owen has realised what a great thing he has. They're having fun, but things are definitely getting more serious."
Maybe things will get serious enough for him to get that wanker nose fixed. How can she possibly handle looking at that every day?Â
Personal Note To Kate: Sneak up on Owen while he's sleeping and give him an Atomic Elbow. Make sure you do it hard enough so it breaks and he has to get the bastard fixed!
These two are so adorable! Jake is one of the most hump-able celebs to come around in a long time. Reese is so flippin cute I just wanna cut her head off and hang it on my wall... After I file the chin down a little bit.
Five months after announcing her split from husband Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon seems to be wading back into the dating pool â" with Jake Gyllenhaal, her costar in the upcoming CIA thriller Rendition.
Although the two have been careful to avoid the spotlight, they were spotted March 23 dining with two other couples at L.A.'s Il Sole. "They were cuddling," an observer tells PEOPLE in its new issue. "It looked very playful."
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