Archive for the 'New Couples' Category

Tommy Lee’s Dating Daisy From Rock of Love 2

August 14th, 2008

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Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson have split again, and now he’s moved on to a new skank he can share his very own infections with. The lucky lady is none other than Rock of Love 2 has been, Daisy De La Hoya.

The Mötley Crüe rocker is dating Rock of Love 2 hottie Daisy De La Hoya. And despite assertions from De La Hoya’s rep that the duo are “just friends,” our source says they’re much more.

Daisy is also featured on Tommy’s ‘Titty Cam’ video of girls flashing their breasts for the camera. The footage is played at the beginning of Motley Crue’s concerts. Nice intro.

I think they’re the perfect match, don’t you? Yep, Tommy’s too good for Daisy because he has actual talent, but they’re two whores united. Why can’t whores united couples work? Is it because all the sex gets old and exhausting real fast and manogamy is boring? There’s just no hope for us sluts.

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Checking in on DeAnna and Jesse of The Bachelorette

July 14th, 2008

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I don’t know how any female can not watch The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. These shows are like a He’s Just Not That Into You documentary. You can learn so much, or you can just enjoy the crazy bitches and the macho, competitive guys.

It was a major shocker that DeAnna picked Jesse over Jeremy or Jason like everyone expected. BUT, what everyone seems to be forgetting is when the Bachelorette boys paid a visit to Ellen DeGeneres for a segment on her show.

In case you weren’t watching, Ellen made all of the contestants drop their pants because she claimed, “I have to see what you guys look like in Ellen underwear” - all the men were wearing Ellen DeGeneres briefs.

I can tell ya this, Jesse is packing heat! He stood up with confidence and his hands folded behind his back so she could see what he was workin’ wit. I think that’s when DeAnna fell in love. Only about three of the guys were packin’ heat. DeAnna’s smart and I think it’s gonna work.

The Bachelorette star DeAnna Pappas and fiancé Jesse Csincsak have a ball Sunday at The Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Ray, Calif. The pair plan to marry on May 9, 2009, exactly one year after the snowboarder proposed to Pappas.


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Just so You Know

July 2nd, 2008

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I care much more about Starbucks closing 600 shops than I do about Kate Hudson dating Lance Armstrong. Well, I also care more about the poop I took last week than these two jerks.

I’m not into either of ‘em and I totally want Lance to knock her up and dump her, because I think she’s that much of a whore and a bitch. I’m totally gonna get dumped after I get preggers for saying that, but I feel that strongly about this skank, which, of course, has nothing to do with me being a bitter, angry bitch who needs to get laid. My feelings just happen to be what some label a “coincidence.”

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong step out to a beachside lunch – and they have company! The happy couple dined with Hudson’s mom, Goldie Hawn, Tuesday at Santa Monica eatery Ivy at the Shore, and the group “looked like they were having a great time.”

Flaunting your relationship at The Ivy?! I hate these tools. That reminds me, I haven’t been to the Ivy in so long. I must see Xtina Aguilera in clown face up close. My 5′4 ass should be out there front and center, knockin’ the paps down with my purse and getting pics for you guys. Heh.


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Natalie Portman and Her Boyfriend Devendra Banhart in Cannes

May 22nd, 2008

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Natalie Portman, in town serving as a juror for the Cannes International Film Festival, keeps hold of beau Devendra Banhart as the couple enjoy a walk abroad with their petite pooch Wednesday.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Magic Mountain Party

May 14th, 2008

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Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon made up for their intimate wedding with a celebration at Six Flags Magic Mountain Theme Park Tuesday evening.

The park was decorated with pink and purple balloons and a banner which read: ‘Mariah and Nick - A Love Story.’

Both Carey, 38, and Cannon, 27, are in the mood to celebrate.

“[Nick's] plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” Carey gushed to Ellen Degeneres Tuesday. “We’re just going to have another one [wedding] next year.”

Mariah and Nick are too cute for words. Hope everything works out when all this lust crap wears off and Nick wakes up next to Mariah’s 45-year-old nipples hanging beside her belly button.


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