Mariah Carey tells People, "We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me."

And Nick Cannon said, "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside."

Um, yeah! That's exactly the same thing I say after I've been dating a guy for a month. Everything is beautiful on the inside because I don't have a clue of what the inside is! Then the fangs come out.

Mariah and Nick are strangers, not saying it doesn't have potential to last, but the "soulmates" need to keep things the way they are when everything's all "beautiful" and shit. Translation: Mariah and Nick should see each other on official holidays and every April for their anniversary. That's it!

I give this 1 year tops.

Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Scrawny Cannon wed on an island yesterday. The source says that the nuptials were "very impulsive." Is that code for piss drunk?

Da Brat was in the house and attended the ceremony. While Nick's ex, Victoria Secret model Selita Banks, said she has "no comment" but wishes them well.

Mimi and Nick hooked up at the end of March (as in yesterday's March, not 2007 March)! They worked on Mariah's latest single, "Bye Bye."

I'm not feelin' this Mariah! Everyone was saying you were crazy a few years ago, what the fudge do you think folks will say now?! I hope Nick didn't sign a prenup because this divorce is gonna be the divorce of the decade.

Anyone else think celebrities should be exempt from the right to get married?!

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What is it about this scrawny D-lister that puts women under a spell? I would never guess that Mariah would stoop this low.

What is going on with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon?

They were reportedly getting cozy in Las Vegas this past weekend, and now I just spotted the two of them together at the Beverly Hills Hotel!

The pair were sitting in the backseat of a very large black Bentley stopped at the entrance of the hotel, which was preventing other cars from coming and going. Not sure what the deal was, but the two stayed put as a couple of gals from their entourage kept getting in and out of the car.

Carey, 39, and Cannon, 27, never left the luxury sedan and were finally whisked away by their driver around 8:30 p.m.

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Who didn't see this one coming? This was just a publicity couple from the get go.

"Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends," says her rep, Melissa Raubvogel.The breakup comes just five months after the Drumline actor made a proposal that lit up New York's Times Square �" literally �" as he asked Ebanks to marry him with the help of a jumbotron.

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Nick Cannon got married this past weekend with his girlfriend of 3 weeks, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks.

The two reportedly tied the knot in Sin City during the NBA All-Star Weekend. The duo met in Miami for the Superbowl and immediately hit it off. Says the source,

"The weird thing is when he and Kim Kardashian dated, he said he didn't believe in monogamy!"

Doesn't Nick seem like such a player? Wonder how long they're gonna last.

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