The cutesy little newlyweds known as Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are ready to add a baby into the mix. Nick is 37 and knows he's getting up there in age. With his brother Drew being two kids up on him, Nick says, "I've got zero, so the pressure is on me!"

Nick recently told E! news he's doing everything he can to get Vanessa knocked up soon. He's ready for kids, in fact, Nick says adding an addition to the family would "make me very happy."

"Family is very important. It's important to us, and I'm sure that will be around the corner."

If's Vanessa's eggs and Nick's sperm are in tip-top shape, she should be knocked up in no time and expecting her first baby around April or May of next year.

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Jessica Simpson is a moron, which is why despite spending the last four months telling everyone how super-happy, crazy-in-love she is, she now sees fit to b!tch and moan about the fact that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, is getting married.

"Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her," an anonymous friend said. "Nick was the love of her life then, and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She's deeply saddened."

Jess needs to stop being 12 years old if she wants us to keep feeling bad for her. Seriously? She's so madly in love with the unemployed douche she's currently banging, but she can't spit out a simple "Best wishes!" for the guy she dumped four years ago? Get over it, b!tch! Is she gonna throw pity parties when she hears about the inevitable engagements of John Mayer, Tony Romo, and the guy behind the desk at the Weight Watchers clinic who said he'd take her out for frozen yogurt if she dropped two sizes?

According to the friend, Jessica has decided to keep silent on the topic of Nick's engagement because, "If you can't say anything nice, it's better to say nothing at all." Well then, I guess I should never say anything about Jessica Simpson again as long as I live. Nah, I'll just try to hold off until the next time she says something stupid. That should give me enough time to take a quick nap.

Well, it took a few years, but Nick Lachey has finally gotten over his divorce from the sexual napalm known as Jessica Simpson. It probably helps that his new chick is roughly 50,000 times hotter, and Jessica has now slept with half the losers in Hollywood.

Nick popped the question to longtime girlfriend and aspiring D-lister Vanessa Minnillo yesterday and unlike with Jessica, he probably didn't have to tell her how to spell "fiancee." Nick announced the news Thursday afternoon on his Twitter feed writing, "Hey all. If anyone's heard the rumors of my engagement, they are absolutely true! Vanessa and I couldn't be happier. Thanks for all the love." Fortunately, the three remaining 98 Degrees fans who follow Nick on Twitter shared the news with the rest of the world.

Nick and Vanessa have been dating since 2006, but they split for a while last year. Vanessa has hinted in recent interviews that she's waiting for Nick to propose. So, basically, it sounds like if Nick didn't put a ring on it, she'd dump his @ss again. In fairness he's been very busy doing whatever the hell Nick Lachey does these days.

Anyway, congrats to the happy couple. Hopefully they have better luck than Jessica and John Mayer...or Jessica and Tony Romo, or...you get the idea.

Nick and Vanessa began dating in 2006. I really thought these two were going to make it work.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have called it quits.

"They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another,"

The split comes after a rash of breakup rumors and reports, which were shot down.

A source says Minnillo, 28, and Lachey, 35, are "still friends. It was the right thing for both of them to do."

The only reason why I'd like to be a publicist is so I could issue the breakup statements and replace the words "still friends" with "no longer speaking, kind of hate each other. It's SO over!"

Being friends with an ex right after a breakup is STOOPID!

 

 

 

 

Aren't they so cute?!? Any photo's cute when it's set up. You know they aren't wrapping their own gifts. I was hoping for a picture of her bent over with her hand in a turkey ass, while Nick gives it to her from behind. One can dream, and I will. ;)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's hottub sex pictures still have yet to surface. We'll have to settle with these for now. Even though Nick and Vanessa reportedly paid $400,000 to a mag so that these pictures wouldn't surface, looks like some magazine named Toxic decided to post away.

I guess I now know if Vanessa's nips are dime-sized. Actually, I now know a bit too much.

Check out Vanessa Minnillo fully nude here and here

This is too funny.

In an interview with Good Day New York, Nick Lachey talked about his new baseball team, the Tacoma Rainiers, but when the topic turned to he and girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo's sex photos, his camera went off air.

You can see Nick's frustration through his eyes though he's putting on his best poker face. The blinking says it all.

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have responded to the furor over recent pics of their sexy hot-tub frolic. "Where's the scandal?" Lachey told OK! magazine.

"I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes."

The scandal is, I wanna see Nick poppin' Vanessa like his tube steak is in a hot tamale and now I'm totally screwed out of it. I'm sure he treated Vanessa like his Mexican hooker. Maybe there were photos of Vanessa strapping one on to Nick jacuzzi side? Oh the endless possibilities!


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Last week I posted nekkid pictures of Nick Lachey with Vanessa Minnillo in Mexico. The censored pictures first appeared in Life & Style magazine. Now, tmz is reporting there are lots more! Nick was givin' it to Nessa nasty in the jacuzzi. Free jizz anyone?

The rest of the photos show:

the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. "Paris sex tape-level scandalous," and include images of the couple in several different sex positions.

Unfortunately, the Nickster grabbed some attorney a-hole Marty Singer who issued a threatening letter.

Marty said,

"The photos that were taken of our clients by a Mexican photographer violated Mexican law and were a clear invasion of privacy, and we have threatened to take legal action against third parties who publish the photos."

WTF ever!!! I will post the pics when I get them - don't worry... I'm totally kidding. I don't have money to fight a lawsuit. If I lost that would deplete my Kim Kardashian butt implants savings account and I'm already halfway there.

LMAO at the quote to the left of Vanessa.A female is nude in front of her boyfriend who she's been dating for a year and because she wants to sunbathe, some picture will "prove she's not" a good girl?!

I really wanna write for the tabs. The first thing I would do is make sure they don't censor pics like this. Does Nick have a burrito or a rolled taco? We could find out why Jessica Simpson filed for divorce. And is Vanessa shaved? Are her nips micro, like those dime sized nipples - I hate those. Show us the truth, dammit!