Nicole Richie
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The new issue of Star magazine claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly married. POTP didn't publish it cause we thought it was rubbish.

Now Joel has posted a blog on his website saying, "I keep getting emails from old friends and family asking about a wedding. NO we didn't get married."

Isn't it strange that someone would send another person AN EMAIL asking 'em if they got married? WTF! Pick up the phone. Flex those finger muscles and dial 'em up, I swear technology creates too many borders, but I digress.

Nicole and Joel both say that they're going to get married "one day" and sh*t. I'll believe it when I see their overpriced wedding photos published in the tabloids.

Lindsay Lohan will never get Sam back now that she's enhanced her lips into inflatable bike tires, but that's a whole other story. Lilo is pulling some ex-girlfriend rage after hearing that Sam hung out with Nicole Richie.

Last Friday night Nicole, Joel Madden, and Samantha Ronson partied at Playhouse Hollywood and Lindsay is upset because she's not exactly BFFs with Nicole Richie. The group partied in the VIP area throwing back shots and danced together with Sam even spinning a few songs for Nicole. Once Linds heard the two were hanging out together, she was so mad her lips almost exploded!

"When Lindsay found out that Sam was out with Nicole, she was not happy! Since Lindsay's return to court last week, she has to be extra careful for probation, and [hearing about] Sam out with Nicole hurt her. Lindsay takes her hanging out with Nicole personally [and] as an attack on their on/off relationship"

Ewww, so Lindsay is one of those jealous exes that won't go away, says their still in love with you, want you back, your the world to them, etc. I'm sure men and women are lining up to get with Linds after hearing what a psycho ex-girlfriend she is.

Nicole Richie and her new baby boy, Sparrow, take the cover for this week's People magazine. These Hollywood babies get a start on their modeling careers early!

Nicole has definitely put her hard partying on the back burner now that she has two little ones to take care of, and she's very content with her life. In the issue, Nicole says you just want your kids to be "healthy and happy, and they are. I'm right where I belong."

Sparrow is cute and looks like he's going to have a lot of Nicole's facial features just like his big sis Harlow.

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Nicole Richie was involved in a car accident in Beverly Hills today. Nicole was rear-ended by a car driven by a paparazzo.

She didn't have her kids at the time of the crash, but she did have "an adult male passenger" in the car.

Richie is claiming she's in pain, but will not go to the E.R. -- instead she told authorities she will see her own private doctors.

The driver of the other car is being cited for being an unlicensed driver and his car is being impounded.

Considering how much Nicole Richie weighs, this could have been FATAL! No joke, just a lil lame sarcasm. Thank Gawd that she's okay and I hope her "male passenger" is okay too. Nicole doesn't need the extra drama, she's got a newborn waiting for her at home.

Nicole Richie finally popped! She named her new kid after a bird because weird names are such a hot trend Hollywood.

Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born early this morning weighing 7 lbs and 14 oz.. The Richie-Madden clan posted the news on Nicole's website.

Welcome to the world, and good luck trying to explain why you have a f*cked up hippy name when you grow up!

Check out these photos of Nicole Richie rocking a few maternity designs she created for A Pea in a Pod. She's definitely a hot prego momma!

Nicole said she was thrilled to design the maternity line and wants women to feel excited about wearing prego clothes while they've got a baby bump.

“Pea in the Pod is such a known company for pregnant women. They carry great lines, and so when they asked me to create a line for them, I was really excited and eager to do it. You really feel like you have to change your whole wardrobe. And that’s the last thing a woman wants to go through. So I really tried to make this line to get women excited about wearing clothes. I think the pregnant body is beautiful, and I think you should show it off.”

The prices range from $48 for a tank to $148 for maxidresses. Maternity clothes can be expensive and why pay a butt load of money for something you're only going to be able to wear for a few months? I'm telling ya, try to buy as little as possible. You can pimp your bump in t-shirts just as well as you can in a $150 maternity outfit.

Check out Nicole Richie's growing baby bump! She's lookin' good!

Nicole and her man Joel Madden were spending some time on the beach in Malibu. She's looks like she could give birth right there on the beach! It will be interesting to see how much bigger she gets considering she's not due till September.

I say no, but I still don't see this f*ckship lasting even though Nicole is the marrying type. She was already engaged to DJ AM and she even got knocked up by Mr. Madden twice, but there's still no ring.

While Nicole Richie takes care of 18-month-old daughter Harlow, Joel Madden goes out "drinking and flirting" and also exchanges numbers!

“Instead of staying home with pregnant Nicole, he was acting like a total tool - smoking, drinking Red Bull and vodka, and buying drinks for a woman at the club who was hanging all over him.”

“He was definitely acting like a complete Hollywood player.”

Joel started the flirting and the tattooed beauty flirted right back. “She twirled her hair and kept leaning in closely and whispering in his ear. Joel smiled at her, touched her, and bought her a Heineken. And that was all she needed - she hung onto him for the rest of the night.” The two even exchanged phone numbers.

Joel also gave Mary Kate Olsen a private tour of his tour bus which upset Nic. I give this duo another year tops.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a fight over Nicole Richie on Monday.

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, she gave Linds the kiss-off.

I expect Sam and Linds to get back together within the next two months. LiLo won't have it any other way.

Also, Nicole Richie is 27, Samantha Ronson is 31 and Lindsay is 22. Why can't Sam choose the snatch of her preference instead of listening to what other people tell her? She's so passive and that's why she will probably give in to Lindsay again and "rekindle" their dysfunctional f*ckship.

Cheap tabloid InTouch has given us some hints that Nicole Richie is, in fact, prego with a boy.

“Joel bought water-based paint for the nursery and — surprise, surprise — it’s blue,” reveals another pal of the couple, who adds that Nicole refers to the baby as “he.”

“Plus, she recently ordered some plush animals and infant toys from FAO Schwarz, and everything just happens to be blue.”

Guess what, all? I don't give a sh*t what Nicole is having. I just think that her baby will be fug. And short. Joel's like 5'4 and that son is doomed.

Nicole's baby is due in August.

I just kind of despise young, pregnant and unwed celebrity baby mamas cause life just isn't this easy, and the baby daddy doesn't always stick around, when your everyday slut gets sperminated.