Miley Cyrus looked fresh faced and happy as she walked through the parking lot at the Beverly Center. Like her big sister, young Noah Cyrus has also been tied to scandal. Particularly because her parents allow her to walk out the house dressed like THIS, or because she'll slap her a*s for ya like this.

Noah's just like Ke$ha. Members of the opposite sex may talk to her because she's famous. I'm so glad the poor girl is famous, too, cause damn. Noah's like a 4-foot-something animated character come to life - like SpongeBob, only more oval. Instead of having a normal head like most folks, Noah has an egg resting on top of her shoulders. Just look at how that thing is shaped! Sweet Jesus.

Noah Cyrus is only 10 years old, but that won't stop me from saying that she has an unfortunate looking face. Miley Cyrus' little sister was spotted going to an audition for "Wizards of Waverly Place" last week.

Noah has frequently appeared on Miley's show "Hannah Montana", even appearing on the movie version as a background dancer. Her first major engagement in a movie was providing a voice in animation "Ponyo" together with the youngest Jonas sibling, Frankie Jonas.

I have my doubts about how many roles Noah will actually get, and I don't like stage parents, but I think Noah should pursue a career in entertainment. It may be the best way for her to make friends and have boyfriends cause, ya know... may God bless her. That is all.

Noah Cyrus has such a crush on Justin Bieber that she's showing her love in a dance video to his song "Bigger" with a marriage proposal in the beginning. Check out those dance moves!

The shades she throws on are bigger than her head, and she keeps confessing her love for Justin as she dances throughout the video. Maybe that's why she was dressed like she was working some lingerie modeling gig just over a month ago. She wants Justin to see what he could be working with in 8 years.

Justin has already said Miley isn't his type, so I don't think he'll be writing Noah's name on his love list anytime in the future!

Anything but singing is Noah Cyrus' calling. She's already got the short dresses and hooker boots look down pat, making Noah, 9, the perfect person to start a children's lingerie collection. Noah's lingerie line isn't about ripping people off though, hell no! Young girls need lingerie to get by in life. Without it, how else would they prepare to grow up to be adult sluts? Afterall, kids aren't maturing fast enough these days and they're remaining innocent for much too long, a startling epidemic that must be stopped. Noah Cyrus to the rescue!

Noah Cyrus and her friend Emily Grace are creating children's lingerie for Ohh! L, La! Couture.

The website describes The Emily Grace Collection as “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, is reminiscent of Emily’s true personality.

Miley Cyrus' sister is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers for styles that can go with ballerina slippers, sneakers, lace stockings and boots. There will also be a Teen Collection available.

This is genius, really! Noah Cyrus already likes to perform and sing slutty lyrics, now she'll have her own age inappropriate outfits to wear for her performances.

The Cyrus family is like a hybrid of the Spears, Lohans, and Simpsons. All of their families have stage parents and dysfunction, but some of them actually have some love in their crew and mental stability. So far the Cyrus family seems to be semi-grounded.

But Miley Cyrus is a horrible influence on not only teenagers, but on her 9-year-old sister, Noah Cyrus, as well. Miley tells Noah to perform for Miley's entourage backstage, then Noah busts into her rendition of Akon's sexually-charged song "Smack That." Noah has the lyrics down pat and she loves the spotlight and Miley gets to laugh about it at her sister's expense.

Noah has already basically dressed up as a hooker for Halloween, and now this? At least Miley Cyrus is somewhat good looking; Noah is very busted in the face and I'm scared for her cause if she thinks she has any chance of attaining the same status as her big sis, she's in for a lot of surprises.

No one wants to smack that now, Noah, and I doubt many folks will wanna smack that in the future. Poor thing for so many reasons.

Noah Cyrus is only nine years old, but she's already dressing like a slut. This isn't the first time that Noah has paraded around in her boots with heels and worn makeup, but she might as well be runnin' around in a thong, cause if she bends over, you're gonna see some booty cheek for sure.

Miley Cyrus' little sister showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis' Halloween party over the weekend dressed like some kind of dominatrix witch slut or something. Her parents should be ashamed. When you look like Noah, ya gotta make up for it in the personality or good body department, and allowing her to dress like this now is only teaching her that she should show skin.

Although I find her outfit repulsive, Noah is already prepped for costume changes and the stage. The last thing I could do when I was nine, or even today, is walk around in heels without landing on my hands and knees. I'll give her credit for that, but damn those heels must start hurting within an hour!