Not Gonna Last

Simon Cowell, 52, says that he and fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy have put their wedding plans on hold. Cowell tells the Daily Mirror: "It's quite a complicated relationship. We have had a break from each other, and we are still incredibly close." He continued: "I'm vulnerable...I don't know if I will ever get married, but I am happy."

Mezhgan and Simon got engaged in February 2010. Simon gushed in various interviews about his girlfriend, saying: "She's very special...You know when you've found somebody very special."

What the f*ck ever. Everyone is breaking up and Mezhgan should run if she knows what's good for her. She's waiting on a man who has put his career first his entire life. It's pretty sad considering that she could be with someone who wouldn't mind f*ck her like this.

Jennifer Lopez has always been a co-dependent serial monogamist, but her desperation has hit an all-time low since she began dating 24 year-old backup dancer Casper Smart. Jenny gives her boy toy $10k so he can pay for things. There was no typo there. Jennifer gives Casper her money so that he can pay for things for her with her money.

Casper Smart, who really is very smart, has his sugamama giving him $10,000 each week in allowance. He only spends some of that on Jenny, keeping the rest for himself. Casper is also allowed to drive Lopez around in her Bentley.

Casper burrowed money from Jen to buy her a Christmas present and she got tired of whipping out her credit card every time they went to dinner.

Star magazine via Jezebel reports: Casper is “learning to live like a star,” flying on private jets and staying in luxury hotels. Now that he’s getting paid, “Jen is hoping Casper won’t think twice about buying presents for her kids of whisking her off for a surprise weekend getaway.”

The source adds that Jen is "old-fashioned when it comes to wanting the man to take charge." Whew! We all know there's nothing more old-fashioned than a 42 year-old woman buying her 24 year-old boyfriend!

Frances Bean Cobain's fiance Isaiah Silva spoke with People magazine about his relationship with the offspring of rock legends. Isaiah, 26, says: "We're each other's everything." Hmmmm. Young, dumb and co-dependent? This is gonna work.

The singer of rock band the Rambies continued: "We're homebodies. We don't go out to clubs so you won't find us stumbling out of them with Lindsay Lohan. We stay at home, read books and watch Arrested Development."

Isaiah says that he is "very pro-woman," whatever that means. He continued: "I love strong, opinionated, intelligent women" and he says that he is now "totally happy."

Yep, this sh!t is so going to work out. People magazine also promoted the Rambies' shows and upcoming EP in its article, which the publication never really does for anyone, but I guess that's what Isaiah wanted. I hope he isn't, you know he is, using Frances.

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Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez were spotted in Calabasas, CA yesterday where they went shopping. Casper's real name is Beau, and I'm unsure of whether or not his real last name is Smart, but this unattractive dude is genius!

I don't even know how Jen finds him attractive, for the obvious reasons, but I'm guessing that Casper also does whatever Jen wants, whenever she wants. People who don't have backbones aren't sexy. Jenny really has herself some issues! So what the eff is Casper supposed to buy his multi-millionaire suga mama for Christmas? The SNL spoof "Dick in a Box" comes to mind.

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dating since September, according to some reports, and they've already taken their romance international. Ryan and Eva were first spotted at Disneyland together, one of Ryan's favorite places, and now they were spotted in Paris.

Eva is currently filming Holly Motors there, and Ryan flew in to surprise his girlfriend for Thanksgiving.

Us Weekly says: “Ryan flew out to be with Eva as soon as she wrapped Holly Motors." A second insider adds that Mendes, 37, “was totally shocked” when Gosling showed up unannounced.

Ryan and Eva "were talking all the time so she had no hints that he was coming."

I still have my doubts about this couple. They look like the only thing they'd have in common is sex. And when they aren't having sex, they're talking about having sex. And when they're not talking about sex, they're not speaking at all. Notice how both Eva and Ryan's lips are sealed in the photo above! Heh. We told ya so.

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Model Alyce Crawford has allegedly replaced Blake Lively. She's a former contestant on Australia's Next Top Model and she met Leonardo while he was filming The Great Gatsby in Australia.

E! news reports that Alyce and Leo have been spending time at a hotel called The Star ever since they met. Leo's folks say that he and Alyce are "just friends" with benefits.

I believe it. Just cause Leo and Alyce are engaging in grown folks' business in between Leo's filming doesn't mean they're a couple, or even dating. They're just hanging out and Leo's gonna trade her out with another b!tch once filming wraps up. Enjoy it Alyce!

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This has 'FUTURE BREAKUP!' written all over it. Dancing With the Has Beens dancer and reality TV has been Lauren Conrad "are dating."

E! news reports that the two have already "been on a few dates together" and were spotted in Hollywood at the Sayers Club just a few nights ago.

A clubgoer snitched: "They were pretty cozy. Definitely playful and flirty. He had his arm around her waist. They were dancing and also holding hands."

Derek and Lauren were careful not to stand together when they left. A security guard stood in front of them to block the paps from taking photos.

Lauren broke up with her boyfriend of three years, Kyle Howard, in June.

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Madonna and Brahim Zaibat, 24, have been sexing for a while now, but it wasn't until photos of Madonna and Brahim hugging on the beach surfaced this weekend that many sites began to take notice.

Brahim is a French break-dancer. He was spotted hugging and kissing on his suga mama in the Hamptons while her two 5 year-old children, David and Mercy, played in the sand nearby.

Madonna and Brahim have been dating since last year. He caught her eye while performing at the launch of her clothing line at Macy's. Madge and Brahim also vacationed in Paris earlier this summer.

It's sexist bullsh!t that men can date women 40 years younger and no one says a damn thing, but if a woman dates a man 5 or 10 years younger, she's a "cougar." The term "cougar" should never be taken as an insult. If you're a female, I say you're damn stupid if you only date older men. Go 'head now Madonna!

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In today's edition of Couples That Won't Last, Charlize Theron and Ryan Reynolds are together, seriously. Rumors surfaced recently that Charlize and Ryan are just that into each other, but today we've finally stumbled across some evidence.

Charlize and Ryan arrived at LAX yesterday night at the same time!

Ryan, 34, and Charlize, 35, have been keeping their relationship quiet for the past few months. One of Charlize's friends told Us Weekly that it's unlikely that she'll take him to any red carpet events.

Celebrities are lonely and their dating pool is tiny. Folks that aren't even compatible must start humping just because they have the same job and it's not like they could try online dating, but I wish they would. Their ads would be hysterical. 

Anyway, Ryan is the romantic type. He was engaged to Alanis Morissette, then he married Scar Jo. Charlize, on the other hand, is the hooker type. She's gorgeous and she knows it, so she just wants to have fun. I hope she doesn't break his heart. He's already damaged by ScarJo, and men are babies. They don't know how to get over heartbreak and they get bitter easily.

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Ryan Reynolds doesn't stay single for long. Since his divorce from Scarlett Johansson at the end of last year, Ryan has moved onto another Hollywood actress... Charlize Theron.

Sources tell Us Weekly the two have been dating for months but they want to keep their relationship on the down low. Ryan's motorcycle was spotted outside of Charlize's house on June 5 and was seen leaving later that afternoon. Just because they're together doesn't mean you're going to see them walking the carpet together.

"She won't go to an event with him. That's not her style."

He loooooves those blondes! I'd say 'yay for them!' and all that happy crap, but I don't think this f*ckship will make it through the rest of the year. We shall see.

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