Archive for the 'Not Gonna Last' Category
Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How ’bout ‘Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.’ Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.
Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don’t get bloated.
The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo’s Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I’d skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story…
Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince’s house party on Friday.
During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he “must” try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince’s mansion.
Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince’s basement. That’s where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater’s doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater’s door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.
Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”
I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They’re so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can’t hate.
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Excuse my French, but finding out these two are still together makes me wanna type out at least one F-bomb. I heart me some Jessica Simpson, as you know, but I was also into all the stories about Tony being a jerk.
These two attention whores did break up, but they’re back together. They spent Memorial Day weekend in Dallas where they had dinner at a steakhouse Saturday night. Tony had steak, Jess had a burger. They said hello to a baby girl on their way out too.
On Sunday, Simpson and Romo took in brunch at Sneaky Pete’s in Lewisville, Texas.Simpson sported a Dallas Cowboys cap while leaving Cabo San Lucas on Thursday.
The singer had been vacationing with her parents, (sans Romo) since her sister tied the knot on May 17.
Good luck, Jess! And Tony, I look forward to a new round of man whore stories when you finally dump Jess for good. You haven’t fooled me. You’re still an ass.
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John Mayer has been through one too many pussies that it’s blatantly obvious the man is pure evil. It’s not so much that John’s a whore that’s irksome, it’s that John is probably a really great boyfriend. I’m talkin’ all kinds of romantical dates and sensual adventures in the sack.
He’s the type who’ll cry into your arms on Monday and tell you he’s never been happier in life, because you’re what he’s dreamed of, then email you Tuesday morning saying he was just drunk and it’s not there anymore, “Sorry.” He’ll say it’s not you, it’s him, oh! and those three sluts he banged last weekend. Which will, of course, prompt you to play Fiona Apple songs and become a born again lesbian who now rides strap-ons named ‘John’s penis’ with her mustache wearing butch lovers.
This is not going to end in Jen’s favor, but for Maniston’s sake, I wish it would.
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Mariah Carey looks beautiful! And Nick Cannon’s Mariah tattoo across his back is HUGE!! I’m not gonna say anything mean in this post. I’ll give them their moment.
Also, I was gonna post the pictures, but because I know People magazine will email me, threatening my ass to take it down I’m gonna hook you up with the hawt link. Enjoy.
Mariah and Nick’s wedding album and article
Fresh from their surprise April 30 wedding, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon step out for the first time as hubby and wife Thursday night in New York City. Here, the pair hit hot restaurant the Waverly Inn after an appearance at the TIME 100 party.
Damn Mariah Carey and her super cute dress. Nick Cannon is tagging along quite nicely. I’ve never seen Mimi look as happy as she does when she’s with Nick. It’s called when lust meets infatuation, bitch. Enjoy it while it lasts. I love this mess. It’s about time we have another Britney Spears i.e. huge popstar turned trainwreck. The drama is on its way.
Mariah Carey tells People, “We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”
And Nick Cannon said, “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.”
Um, yeah! That’s exactly the same thing I say after I’ve been dating a guy for a month. Everything is beautiful on the inside because I don’t have a clue of what the inside is! Then the fangs come out.
Mariah and Nick are strangers, not saying it doesn’t have potential to last, but the “soulmates” need to keep things the way they are when everything’s all “beautiful” and shit. Translation: Mariah and Nick should see each other on official holidays and every April for their anniversary. That’s it!
I give this 1 year tops.
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- Jessica Simpson says people are so harsh towards her - CS
- Lindsay Lohan looks great on Ugly Betty! She looks her age when she’s not wearing the fake tan - SOW
- Britney Spears has been working out but she’s still fat? - RR
- Wear that disguise in bed, hun - CK
- Guess who’s having twin daughters? - GB
- Matthew McConaughey in your cup - AB
- Hannah Montana ratings drop - ND
- Ashley Tisdale is suddenly single? - DD
- Rihanna complains about being a celebrity - DS
- When was the last time you got as drunk as Kelly Osbourne? - PB
- Who slashed my Olsen? - IBBB
On Paris Hilton:
“I always knew that she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material,”
Why is Benji talking to the press about Paris so much?! And why is Paris blogging about her love for Benji, being seen everywhere with him and mentioning him so damn much? Is this a publicity stunt? Gasp.
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