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Although I was on People magazine’s website, I decided to go to Usmagazine for the inside scoop because all People does is kiss celebrities’ asses, never giving the full story, sugar coating everythang! Us doesn’t do that. They enjoy talking shit and being real.
But is anyone surprised over this “news?” The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.
Madonna is getting divorced and moving on to New York Yankee A-Rod, someone who probably enjoys working out just as much as she does.
One of Madonna’s insiders is on damage control saying,
“With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven’t been ‘together’ for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing.”
In contrast, an A-Rod source is saying something different!
“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”
The same source says Madonna and Guy had dinner on Oct. 2 in NYC and Madonna “has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced.”
Madonna has been linked to Rodriguez since early July when Us Weekly broke the news that he had been making late-night visits to her Central Park West apartment in New York City.
Uh, as if this is gonna work out, though. Maybe Madonna is the new Cameron Diaz, fucking around just to fuck because she can? And A-Rod can get way hotter chicks than buff Madonna. Regardless, have fun, kids!
Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don’t mess with that bitch.
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer flew into L.A. together on Monday, October 13.
The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.
“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
“John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. “ After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.
John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it’s all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.
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I love New York again!!! 
New York says that Punk didn’t try to make any moves on her, maybe she wasn’t fat enough and compares Jennifer Hudson and Punk to Star Jones and Gay Al!!!! I called it. Punk is queer as folk and Jennifer needs an intervention. She is screwed.
The New York Goes To Hollywood star says she’s skeptical about the Dreamgirls actress’ engagement to David, who competed for Tiffany’s affections on I Love New York 2 under the name Punk.
“He’s really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he’s loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he’s seeing the world due to Jennifer’s success. [But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out. I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons.”
New York’s not optimistic about the couple’s future. “It’s a mixed match, it won’t work. He’ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones.”
“When we were in Miami together, he didn’t even try anything [on me]!” she says. “Maybe I wasn’t his type, maybe I wasn’t big enough for him.”
“Two weeks ago, I ran into [Jennifer and David] and I didn’t say much,” reveals Tiffany. “I said ‘Goodbye, Punk!’ and she looked at me like ‘What!’ I know his name’s David, but I call him Punk.”
New York is an idiot, but she speaks da truf! This marriage has disaster and “closet case” written all over it. Punk’s gonna knock Jennifer up before he dumps her, though. Wait and see.
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Following in the footsteps of Star Jones, Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson is now engaged to Z-lister and former I Love New York 2 contestant, Punk, real name David Otunga.
When I first saw Punk on I Love New York 2, my nipples immediately went rock hard, because the nipples don’t lie. If a man is straight, the panty pudding will start flowing or at least try to say hi, if he’s gay, the nips get stiff and anti-social. It’s a fool proof gaydar test. Trust.
Jennifer’s rep said,
“I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A.”
Jennifer and David have been dating less than a year. They kept their sexual relations private because nobody has to know, with the exception of everyone and they baby mama when you get engaged. He popped the question with a Neil Lane diamond ring on Jen’s 27th bday.
This marriage has divorce written all over it. I can smell it. Smells like KY Jelly, whip cream, anal beads and nail polish.
I really wish I placed Vegas bets on the Mayer/Maniston breakup, as if they existed. I’d win at least enough money to buy a few pimped out whips.
John Mayer’s trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico without Jennifer Aniston is just the latest sign the couple are taking a break. “Break” is definitely code for dunzo!
“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup. It’s just slowed down.”
Since the 39-year-old actress and 30-year-old singer went public with their romance in April, she opened up to him about her desire for a baby.
Luckily, the Daily Mirror isn’t trying to kiss anyone’s ass! They have more deets…
It is yet more heartache for the Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.
“She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.
I dunno what Jenny was thinking. John’s touring is the only way he’d stay with Maniston, so he could cheat on her for almost a year at a time every few years! I can’t believe she’s starring in the upcoming movie He’s Just Not That Into You. Now that’s embarrassing. Stay strong, hun.
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