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Here’s my post from yesterday, copied and pasted:
The Internet Age has given rise to digital logarrhea. Blogs, twitters and flikrs all fuel this confessional spirit. At Harvard, few have been hit by the urge to expose themselves than 20-year-old junior Lena Chen (http://www.thechicktionary.com).
Over the past few months, Chen has blogged and twittered about a new man in her life:
When she started posting pictures of her beau, “Patrick’s” identity immediately became obvious: Patrick Hamm, who holds a Teaching Fellowship with Harvard’s department of sociology.
Patrick Hamm teaches for the sociology department, where Chen is a student.
This is the email I received today from Lena Chen:
Subject: Patrick Hamm Post is inaccurate and defamatory.
Message: Please correct or delete your most recent post re: Patrick
Hamm.
I’ve made it clear on my blog that Harvard admin is completely on his side on this matter, he did not get fired, and that in fact we have grounds for a lawsuit based on libel. If you consult my blog (the most obvious source for the truth since I’m IN this relationship as opposed to the anonymous posters on Now Public), you’ll find a much more accurate account of what went on.
I’m not deleting shit, honey, however I did make a few changes. I simply posted what I read online, which was a story of a 20 year-old Harvard student who was raped by a professor. If you read my disclaimer, it says that I can’t verify all posts. However, I will post your update on this post and later on the Patrick Hamm post.
I felt bad for a young girl being taken advantage of. If you weren’t the victim of rape, I apologize for being under the impression that you were. And if you’re still dating Patrick, good luck with that. I’m guessing he’s a real gentleman and a charmer.
To read about Lena’s undying love for Patrick and the truth you can visit Lena’s blog by clicking here
LINKAGE
- Gisele gets naked again - CS
- I TOTALLY agree. Mario Lopez isn’t that hot - CK
- Who’s a “grooming exhibitionist”? - AB
- Spring fashion is a disaster - AY
- Is Duffy the next Katherine Heigl? - RR
- The sex mask - IBBB
- Pissed off chick punches dude’s balls over and over again, which makes a really good movie - SOW
- Tila Tequila reveals how she spent her money from being a stripper - GB
- Damn, she’s trying hard - ND
- Mel B’s new way of getting back at Eddie Murphy - DS
- Popbytes’ blogger’s personal encounter with Lily Allen on an L.A. street.
- Popbytes
- It should never be this way - AIW
An insider on the set of her movie Jennifer’s Body says that the 22-year-old didn’t act like she was taken. “I’ve never seen her wearing an engagement ring. I actually thought she and Adam Brody, who’s also in the movie, were dating. They were very flirty with each other and were always hanging out together when they weren’t working.”
But her good pal, actress Jennifer Blanc, tells Star that despite her leaving the rock at home, Megan is indeed still engaged.
“She does wear it sometimes,” insists Jennifer. “I’ve never asked her why she doesn’t always put it on.”
Megan’s so full of shit! She’s such a liar too, always saying she’s “obsessed with sex” and telling FHM, “I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.” What a dumb whore, trying to get more fans. Funny thing is, all the bloggers actually believe that shit. True nymphos don’t talk about it.
Bitches I think are nymphos are Britney Spears, Xtina Aguilera, Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Clay Aiken, Fergie, John Mayer, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Olsen sluts, Rihanna and Scar Jo.
Megan Good? She’s not so good. Heh. She’s trying too hard to be sexy and she’s already smokin’ hot! Dump your man already. Next.
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Mariah Carey dries off – with a little help from husband Nick Cannon – while filming the video for her new single, “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time” in Oahu, Hawaii, on Monday.
They’re so inseparable! Look at Nick holding on to his ATM machine. It’s kind of stupid cute.
Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How ’bout ‘Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.’ Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.
Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don’t get bloated.
The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo’s Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I’d skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story…
Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince’s house party on Friday.
During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he “must” try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince’s mansion.
Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince’s basement. That’s where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater’s doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater’s door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.
Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”
I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They’re so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can’t hate.
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Excuse my French, but finding out these two are still together makes me wanna type out at least one F-bomb. I heart me some Jessica Simpson, as you know, but I was also into all the stories about Tony being a jerk.
These two attention whores did break up, but they’re back together. They spent Memorial Day weekend in Dallas where they had dinner at a steakhouse Saturday night. Tony had steak, Jess had a burger. They said hello to a baby girl on their way out too.
On Sunday, Simpson and Romo took in brunch at Sneaky Pete’s in Lewisville, Texas.Simpson sported a Dallas Cowboys cap while leaving Cabo San Lucas on Thursday.
The singer had been vacationing with her parents, (sans Romo) since her sister tied the knot on May 17.
Good luck, Jess! And Tony, I look forward to a new round of man whore stories when you finally dump Jess for good. You haven’t fooled me. You’re still an ass.
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John Mayer has been through one too many pussies that it’s blatantly obvious the man is pure evil. It’s not so much that John’s a whore that’s irksome, it’s that John is probably a really great boyfriend. I’m talkin’ all kinds of romantical dates and sensual adventures in the sack.
He’s the type who’ll cry into your arms on Monday and tell you he’s never been happier in life, because you’re what he’s dreamed of, then email you Tuesday morning saying he was just drunk and it’s not there anymore, “Sorry.” He’ll say it’s not you, it’s him, oh! and those three sluts he banged last weekend. Which will, of course, prompt you to play Fiona Apple songs and become a born again lesbian who now rides strap-ons named ‘John’s penis’ with her mustache wearing butch lovers.
This is not going to end in Jen’s favor, but for Maniston’s sake, I wish it would.
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Mariah Carey looks beautiful! And Nick Cannon’s Mariah tattoo across his back is HUGE!! I’m not gonna say anything mean in this post. I’ll give them their moment.
Also, I was gonna post the pictures, but because I know People magazine will email me, threatening my ass to take it down I’m gonna hook you up with the hawt link. Enjoy.
Mariah and Nick’s wedding album and article
Fresh from their surprise April 30 wedding, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon step out for the first time as hubby and wife Thursday night in New York City. Here, the pair hit hot restaurant the Waverly Inn after an appearance at the TIME 100 party.
Damn Mariah Carey and her super cute dress. Nick Cannon is tagging along quite nicely. I’ve never seen Mimi look as happy as she does when she’s with Nick. It’s called when lust meets infatuation, bitch. Enjoy it while it lasts. I love this mess. It’s about time we have another Britney Spears i.e. huge popstar turned trainwreck. The drama is on its way.
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