PETA prefers for you to be a young fur hag rather than an "OLD" one. Ageists. I actually would be honored if someone called me a fur hag. I can't even afford fur, so I'd feel like some kinda rich bitch folk and I'd savor it!
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Ashley Olsen is my favorite Olsen. She always has been. Even before Brother For Sale. That's a long time! But I may be changing my mind. Ashley was seen at the Regal Cinema in Union Square leaving a bathroom without washing her hand. VOM!
I'm really weird about that kind of stuff. Even if you don't go to the bathroom and you are just checking your makeup, you should still wash your hands. Restrooms are FILTHY, and now Ashley Olsen is FILTHY by proxy. Somebody get this bitch some purel ASAP.
Here's a goodie from the Nov. 10 issue of Star magazine.
"Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous. And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn't be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally."
Mary-Kate was reportedly "horrified" by Ashley's request. MK hates being told what to do and how to look by her sister and says she's into her bee sting tits because clothes look better with less cleavage and she'd rather be "smaller and more stylish."
Ashley and MK are both too shy to do anything that dramatic, but I would support any attempts to draw some attention off their freakishly large eyes and intense fug. To date, the only effective method was MK's frail body when she had an eating disorder. I'd like to think a healthier option would be just as efficient. Like wearing horribly ugly clothes with big jewelry and overly dramatic shoes ... Done and done. Okay, maybe it's time for the Olsens to get their titties did.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been banging their way through Hollywood before they could even vote. I can respect that. At least these sluts tend to have good taste.
Days after a romantic meal at L.A.'s Sunset Tower Hotel, Ashley Olsen and boyfriend Justin Bartha step out again in L.A. on Tuesday, reportedly stopping for another intimate meal at Orso.
The Olsen trolls revealed looks from their fashion line, Elizabeth and James, at London's Selfridges department store on Tuesday. I'm not into the ragamuffins' clothes, but I like all the shoes. That's what I'm paying attention to.
The U.S. Attorney's Office closed its investigation into Heath Ledger's accidental overdose death and will not enforce a subpoena against Mary-Kate Olsen, a law-enforcement source told PEOPLE.
The probe was closed without any charges being filed.
Olsen, 22, was subpoenaed by a federal grand jury on April 23, but her attorney had been in negotiations with federal authorities since then, the source said.
Olsen had wanted immunity before testifying. Olsen's attorney released a statement saying the actress "had nothing to do" with Ledger's drugs and had already provided "relevant information" to investigators.
The U.S. Attorney's Office and Olsen's rep both declined to comment.
Ledger, 28, was found dead in his Soho apartment on Jan. 22, and the coroner determined the actor died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs for pain, anxiety and sleep.
I hope Heath's family is relieved. They're one step close to closure now.
Lindsay Lohan has become possessive and apparently aggressive over her lez lover Samantha Ronson. While Lindsay and Sam were partying this past weekend at the Beatrice Inn, Lindz flipped out on Ashley Olsen for even speaking to Sam. Just because you say 'what's up' to somebody doesn't mean you wanna give 'em a hand job or a quick hump!
"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend!'" Not only that, but Lindsay was reportedly upset when she went to see Sam on Saturday because she "was ignoring her". The source explained: "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything."
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen made another big fashion statement over the weekend. To disguise themselves from photographers, they wore masks to the Los Angeles wedding of stylist Estee Stanley on Saturday night.
When I first saw this pic I was thinking the Jabba Wockee's from MTVs Best Dance Crew was showing up to a gig in drag, then I realized it's just those crazy Olsen sluts. How in the hell do they think they're going incognito wearing those things? Nothing says 'I don't want to be noticed' more than a pasty white china doll looking mask. Great disguise you dumb-asses!
According to the Daily News, Olsen's bodyguard later confirmed to police that two were dating. The Post quotes a police source as saying the two had a "mutual relationship."
According to a law enforcement official who spoke to the Post, the masseuse called Olsen first because "she didn't want a media circus." The Daily News reports that the masseuse called Olsen "for guidance."
Olsen told the masseuse she would send her security guards to the downtown Manhattan apartment.
After the masseuse tried to rouse Ledger, she discovered that his body was cold, the Post reports, so she called Olsen again. "I think he's dead," she said. Olsen replied, "I already have people coming over."
The masseuse then told Olsen she was calling 911.
Mary-Kate was called when the housekeeper couldn't wake Heath, so I'm not surprised people would piece together that Heath was dating her. I was waiting for it actually. I think Heath was banging the supermodel Helena Christensen, the one he was caught sucking face with, who was on her way to his crib when she found out about his passing.
PETA is starting a new campaign against the Olsen twins for wearing fur and also using it in their clothing line. I'm surprised they weren't praising Mary-Kate during her eating disorder days for NOT eating meat, or food in general.
PETA is furious they've "ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection." The group is unveiling a campaign against the "fur fiends" - Mary-Kate ("Hairy Kate,") and Ashley ("Trashley") - with a tag line: "Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People." The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk of Fame star in LA.
The Olsens wouldn't be so ugly if they just brushed their hair every now and then and quit dressing like hobos. I can't wait to see the Trollsen Twins poster!
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