Olsens News (Page 2)

Mary Kate Olsen showed up to the 7th On Sale Gala in NYC last night wearing some oversized Depends which are suppose to resemble a dress, and fuck-me pumps. I've seen strippers with hotter shoes than these!

If you wanna set the record straight, I guess there's no better place to do it than Page Six. At least Lance Armstrong must think so. He went straight to the main gossip source and denied any type of relationship with Ashley Olsen.

Lance Armstrong wants to set the record straight. "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends," the world-renowned athlete told us. "We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

Just because you're probably about to go through a mid-life crisis and felt you had to bang a 21-year-old to prove you're still the man, doesn't mean you have to deny the bitch! Just another notch in the bed post. ;)

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Lance Armstrong's six-year-old daughter brought Ashley Olsen to school for show-and-tell.

Yes, daddy's lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl's Texas school. "Celebrities do this all the time," the source said.

There's sumthin' really weird about going to your boyfriend's daughter's school for show-and-tell. Something very weird. Ashley's also reportedly living with Lance now, too. That. Was. Fast. And. Illogical. The Olsen twins are nuts.

They're so tiny, I almost wanna buy a little anorexic Olsen doll for Christmas. My cousins could play, 'count the ribs' and 'bend the bones' with 'em.

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Ashley Olsen partying with Marc Jacobs at a Halloween bash.

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Lance Armstrong dumped his wife, dumped Sheryl Crow, and now he's moving on to fish, fish face to be exact.

21-year-old Ashley showed up at Rose Bar on Monday night and made out all night with 36-year-old Lance Armstrong!

"They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Awwww... the drunk makeout. It would be romantic if Lance wasn't old enough to be her father, but it's gross and Lance needs to get over his midlife crisis. Ewww.

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Dennis Rodman 

 

Paris Valtrex Hilton 

 

Paris' Ass... Just Because 

 

Steven Tyler & His Skanky Chick 

 

Rumer Willis 

 

Ashley Olsen 

Why does Mary Kate only use one tone of her voice to deliver all of her lines? Secondly, I think she put her wardrobe together and refused to brush her hair. And lastly, why is she still "acting"? Mary Kate was in her prime when she was in diapers.

In the new issue of Marie Claire, Ashley Olsen talks about her relationship with Mary-Kate.

"Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she's hurting, I know when she's going through something. I know when she's happy - whether I'm with her or not, I know."

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Ashley Olsen modeled some Dominatrix looking shoes at the Social event in the Hamptons. Ashley's outfit clashes, but I think that may have been the look she was going for. The Olsens' fashion sense has always been outta the box. Her shoes are perfect for the bedroom and the boulevard at 2 a.m. Those heels are a drag queen's wet dream.

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Mary-Kate has gorgeous eyes and that's about it. That was easy.