Archive for the 'Olsens' Category
PETA is starting a new campaign against the Olsen twins for wearing fur and also using it in their clothing line. I’m surprised they weren’t praising Mary-Kate during her eating disorder days for NOT eating meat, or food in general.
PETA is furious they’ve “ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection.” The group is unveiling a campaign against the “fur fiends” - Mary-Kate (”Hairy Kate,”) and Ashley (”Trashley”) - with a tag line: “Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People.” The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk of Fame star in LA.
The Olsens wouldn’t be so ugly if they just brushed their hair every now and then and quit dressing like hobos. I can’t wait to see the Trollsen Twins poster!
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Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection. The bony ass bitch entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.
Her mouthpiece Nicole Caruso said, “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”
Will somebody feed her during “the next day or so” that she’s in there? High calorie meals yo.
Mary Kate Olsen showed up to the 7th On Sale Gala in NYC last night wearing some oversized Depends which are suppose to resemble a dress, and fuck-me pumps. I’ve seen strippers with hotter shoes than these!
If you wanna set the record straight, I guess there’s no better place to do it than Page Six. At least Lance Armstrong must think so. He went straight to the main gossip source and denied any type of relationship with Ashley Olsen.
Lance Armstrong wants to set the record straight. “Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” the world-renowned athlete told us. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”
Just because you’re probably about to go through a mid-life crisis and felt you had to bang a 21-year-old to prove you’re still the man, doesn’t mean you have to deny the bitch! Just another notch in the bed post. 
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Lance Armstrong’s six-year-old daughter brought Ashley Olsen to school for show-and-tell.
Yes, daddy’s lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl’s Texas school. “Celebrities do this all the time,” the source said.
There’s sumthin’ really weird about going to your boyfriend’s daughter’s school for show-and-tell. Something very weird. Ashley’s also reportedly living with Lance now, too. That. Was. Fast. And. Illogical. The Olsen twins are nuts.
They’re so tiny, I almost wanna buy a little anorexic Olsen doll for Christmas. My cousins could play, ‘count the ribs’ and ‘bend the bones’ with ‘em.
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Ashley Olsen partying with Marc Jacobs at a Halloween bash.
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Lance Armstrong dumped his wife, dumped Sheryl Crow, and now he’s moving on to fish, fish face to be exact.
21-year-old Ashley showed up at Rose Bar on Monday night and made out all night with 36-year-old Lance Armstrong!
“They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”
Awwww… the drunk makeout. It would be romantic if Lance wasn’t old enough to be her father, but it’s gross and Lance needs to get over his midlife crisis. Ewww.
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Steven Tyler & His Skanky Chick
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