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Kelly Osbourne Looks Good

January 9th, 2009

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Kelly Osbourne has been looking really good lately. Am I crazy? I think she’s gotten over her grungy fugly phase and has moved on to be a lady. She looks great and her shiba inu puppy is adorable.

PS: What are with those crazy Asian girls doing in the background? They must be feeling Kelly like I am.


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Sharon Osbourne Attacks Megan Hauserman During Charm School Reunion, Rips Out Weave

December 15th, 2008

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Well well well, I guess I can forgive Vh1 for making all these Zlist reality shows because the reunion shows are always better than the actual show!

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In an ironic twist of events, you can’t make this shiz up, Sharon Osbourne grabbed Megan’s weave and ripped out chunks of it during the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion show.

According to Megan, the whole thing started after Sharon took a verbal shot at her, and the Charmed School” contestant responded by telling Sharon she is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star — and then all hell broke loose.

Megan says Sharon ran across the stage and grabbed hold of her weave, refusing to let go. She continued to pull and scratch until security separated the hos.  Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD last night.

The LAPD says Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery. No charges have been filed.

Investigation pending.

I actually like Megan! And her attention whore ass only said that so Sharon would cuss her out and she would get a 16th minute added onto her 15 minutes of fame. I wish it were Lacy or Heather or Rodeo! Can’t stand them bitches. OOOOoooh, or Dallas. U.G.H.

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Kelly Osbourne’s Man Announces Engagement on Facebook

November 17th, 2008

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Kelly Osbourne, 23, is engaged to her 18-year-old model boyfriend Luke Warroll, so says his Facebook.

According to a Sunday newspaper, Luke yesterday changed his online relationship status to ‘engaged to Kelly Osbourne’.

His profile page has been inundated with congratulatory messages from friends and family.

Relative Nicola Worrall wrote: ‘I’m pleased for you both xx’, while former babysitter Claire Merchant added: ‘Wow, you’ve come a long way from the little boy I used to love babysitting for’.

Luke is thought to have had the stamp of approval from Sharon Osbourne at a lunch meeting in July, but it is unclear what her reaction is to news of an engagement.

There’s just something about fame that makes ya want something stable, and marriage is seen as an institution that provides stability. Sigh. They’ll break up by 2010.

Good luck and congrats!


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Kelly Osbourne’s STD Paranoia

October 1st, 2008

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“Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it’s because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I’m not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I’m not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don’t even need to. I just go for peace of mind.”

I just wanna know how many infections Kelly has had because they had to find something for this bitch to keep going to the doctor every season. She couldn’t be that paranoid.

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Kelly Osbourne’s Busted Face

August 27th, 2008

Kelly Osbourne emerged from her London home on Tuesday with a prominent battle scar.
Photo of Kelly Osbournes Busted FaceLike, maybe a drunken ass bitch punched Kelly for sucking her man off, spat in her eye, slapped her across the face with her bare tits, then smashed a bottle of coconut rum on the side of her head? Or maybe Kelly was the drunken ass bitch who slipped on some ice on the carpet in front of the guy she was trying to go home with that night, crashing her head into a table at a club. Or maybe she chugged four too many vodka and cokes and fell down the stairs in front of her co-workers at an office party … random guesses.


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Kelly Osbourne’s Mystery Tattoo

March 10th, 2008

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Kelly looks fierce in that picture doesn’t she? The photo was taken a couple weeks ago outside of a club in London where Kelly was partying it up with Kate Moss. By the looks of it, Kelly seems to be back into her hard partying days and recently admitted to having a tattoo on her arm that she doesn’t even recall having done.

The 23-year-old says she loves the keyboard tattoo on the inside of her right arm but confesses she doesn’t know when she had it done or why she chose it. She said: “The sad thing is I don’t remember getting it and I don’t know how to play the piano.”

Yeah! That’s sounds like the old Osbourne family we all grew to love so much. Glad to have you back Kelly!

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Kelly & Jack Osbourne Are Looking Fierce!

November 2nd, 2007

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These are pics from an award show in London earlier this week. This is probably the best I’ve ever seen Kelly look! They can really pull it together when they need to.


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Kelly Osbourne Chicago Pictures

July 30th, 2007

Kelly Osbourne looking hot for her new role in Chicago.
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