Osbournes News

It's gross to think about your parents doing a little bump and grind but it's worse to imagine Ozzy Osbourne getting his rocks off with his wife Sharon. In a recent interview, Ozzy made it clear that just because he's getting old, doesn't mean he can't give Sharon a good poking.

"We have good sex. My kids think it's obscene that me and Sharon still have sex, but just because you get older, your d--k don't fall off."

Just imagine if you were in bed with Ozzy who was coming up from giving you some oral lovin' and the photo above is the image you see. That's hot! Any old fart who wears guyliner and has to use that little blue pill to keep his d*ck hard, can climb into my bed any day.

I can't figure out who looks worse. Paris' wonk, chiseled jaw, and giraffe-like arm are scary while Kelly Osbourne looks like a dirty, smelly patriotic lezzie clown.

Kelly Osbourne needs to remain in rehab. That is not the face of a sober woman. Her ridiculous tattoos and her ensemble makes me wanna spread her out in the wilderness somewhere and leave her there until birds poop on her.

Megan has a very strong case and she will win some money, but I just don't know who I want to end up on top. Sharon is a grown ass woman who allowed a bloated faced Barbie doll to get under her skin.

Sharon's supposed to be so much better than that, but I can relate. There was a lady at the hospital where my dad was staying who was rude to him and a few nurses had to get in between us to break up our argument. It had been a while since I'd been in a fight and every bone in my body was aching to fuck her up. I was so ready, but I didn't wanna get kicked out of the hospital either. You mess with my family, you're messing with me! After that, all the nurses and helpers on that floor would stare me down like, 'Watch out now! It's the HBIC!' whenever I would walk around the hospital. Damn straight.

Back to Megan's lawsuit. Megan will win, but guess what? Sharon gave her what she deserved, so it will be money well spent. :) Hope Sharon views it in the same way.

Megan Hauserman claims Sharon went ballistic during a taping, punching and grabbing her by the hair and refusing to let go, and scratching her to boot. Osbourne opened the can of whoop ass after Megan told Sharon she was famous only because she managed a brain dead rock star.

In a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Hauserman is suing Osbourne for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress.

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I was just saying a couple weeks ago that Kelly Osbourne was looking good. Ever since then it seems like everything has gone down hill. She was recently arrested for slapping a bitch. Now Sharon Osbourne has confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly is back in rehab.

"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."

Sharon didn't want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the next 30 days, except to say that it was outside the L.A. area. Nor did she want to discuss what she's getting help for. "Kelly will tell you herself when she gets out," Sharon promised. "We just pray that everything's going to be okay."

Sharon said that Kelly had been working steadily with her, dad Ozzy Osbourne and brother Jack on Fox TV's new Osbournes Relodaded variety show prior to her entering rehab. "She been working right up until she went in."

Her voice choking with emotion, Sharon ended by saying, "This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice. "However, we are all very glad Kelly's doing it."

It's so disappointing, but it's good that she's getting help. Kelly struggled with a painkiller addiction back in 2004 when she checked in to rehab. A little over a year after that Kelly checked into another drug treatment center  after she relapsed. We can only speculate that this is the case again.

Kelly Osbourne was arrested for putting some hater bitch in her place by slapping her after she called Kelly's fiance, model Luke Worrall, "stupid."

Here's a picture of the fug ho Kelly put the slap-down on, Zoe Griffin.

Kelly was at a SoHo club when Zoe insulted her man, prompting the attack.

'She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.' She has been bailed until a date in March."

In an interview with Closer magazine, Kelly said,

'I've never been this mushy with anybody ever before, but this time I can't help it. He's perfect. Everything about him is brilliant. 'I'm happy. I love him and I'd do anything for him.'

Isn't this romantical? You know it's love when you're ready to fuck a ho up when she says some shiz about your dude! I wanna slap that Zoe bitch myself just because she needs to whiten her teeth and cover up her fivehead.

Kelly Osbourne has been looking really good lately. Am I crazy? I think she's gotten over her grungy fugly phase and has moved on to be a lady. She looks great and her shiba inu puppy is adorable.

PS: What are with those crazy Asian girls doing in the background? They must be feeling Kelly like I am.

Well well well, I guess I can forgive Vh1 for making all these Zlist reality shows because the reunion shows are always better than the actual show!

In an ironic twist of events, you can't make this shiz up, Sharon Osbourne grabbed Megan's weave and ripped out chunks of it during the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion show.

According to Megan, the whole thing started after Sharon took a verbal shot at her, and the Charmed School" contestant responded by telling Sharon she is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star -- and then all hell broke loose.

Megan says Sharon ran across the stage and grabbed hold of her weave, refusing to let go. She continued to pull and scratch until security separated the hos.  Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD last night.

The LAPD says Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery. No charges have been filed.

Investigation pending.

I actually like Megan! And her attention whore ass only said that so Sharon would cuss her out and she would get a 16th minute added onto her 15 minutes of fame. I wish it were Lacy or Heather or Rodeo! Can't stand them bitches. OOOOoooh, or Dallas. U.G.H.

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Kelly Osbourne, 23, is engaged to her 18-year-old model boyfriend Luke Warroll, so says his Facebook.

According to a Sunday newspaper, Luke yesterday changed his online relationship status to ‘engaged to Kelly Osbourne'.

His profile page has been inundated with congratulatory messages from friends and family.

Relative Nicola Worrall wrote: ‘I'm pleased for you both xx', while former babysitter Claire Merchant added: ‘Wow, you've come a long way from the little boy I used to love babysitting for'.

Luke is thought to have had the stamp of approval from Sharon Osbourne at a lunch meeting in July, but it is unclear what her reaction is to news of an engagement.

There's just something about fame that makes ya want something stable, and marriage is seen as an institution that provides stability. Sigh. They'll break up by 2010.

Good luck and congrats!

"Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it's because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I'm not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I'm not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don't even need to. I just go for peace of mind."

I just wanna know how many infections Kelly has had because they had to find something for this bitch to keep going to the doctor every season. She couldn't be that paranoid.

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These are pics from an award show in London earlier this week. This is probably the best I've ever seen Kelly look! They can really pull it together when they need to.