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Owen Wilson Takes A Whiz On The Golf Course

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:22:00 EST

I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go! Owen Wilson was apparently enjoying his golf outing too much to find a bathroom to relieve himself so he just whipped it out and took a p*ss next to his golf cart.

While hitting the links in Maui, the actor evidently decided there was no time like the present to put down the clubs in his bag and make use of the one in his pants instead.

First off, he looks like he's concentrating harder on peeing than he probably does while putting a 16 footer on the 12th hole, and he didn't even have the decency to take off his glove before he pee'd. If you ever find yourself on the same course as Owen and forgot your glove, make sure you don't ask for his unless you like the smell of sweaty leather and old pee.

Maneater Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Break Up Again

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:25:00 EST

It's like we all had a crystal ball and could see this one coming. Kate Hudson was still married to her hippie hubby when she met Owen Wilson on the set of You, Me & Dupree, but she divorced him so that she could ride Owen's beak nose.

Owen and Kate then broke up in 2007 which sent him over the edge and allegedly prompted his suicide attempt. The two decided to give it another shot and reunited this year.

Hudson turned down Wilson's marriage proposal. "Owen wants to get married and he proposed to Kate soon after they got back together. But she’s not ready.”

Not ready for marriage = not ready to stop being a slut. Good luck with that, Kate.

Kate Hudson's Vagina is a Magical, Mystical Place

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:10:25 EST

Why else would Owen Wilson voluntarily go back to the same relationship that ended shortly before he attempted suicide and pushed him over the edge? Kate has a power pussy. Her vagina lips are ninja warriors and spell-binding wizards that will keep you cuming back time and time again, for years.

Owen and Kate have been on-again/ off-again since 2006.

A source confirmed the fuckship by saying, "They're back together." So few words and so doomed for failure.

Kate and Owen spent Sunday together at Owen's Malibu pad with her 5-year-old son Ryder.

Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 40, were most recently linked in Feb. 2008, where they appeared cozy at the Academy Awards last year. The two continued to hang out for several months ï¿½" even celebrating Hudson's birthday in Miami ï¿½" before breaking up again in May 2008.

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Owen Wilson Spends The Night With a Stripper

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:00:52 EST

Ladies, put the ice cream DOWN! How do men deal with a breakup? By turning into friggin' man whores.

Owen Wilson tried to off himself last August after his split with Kate Wilson, but after they split the second time, he headed straight for a Philly strip club last Thursday where he partied it up with a topless Hudson look-alike. Even better! He got a Kate Hudson look alike and she had tits?! Kate wears like an AAAA cup. Good job, Owen! :)

"He spent 4½ hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill."

After the club, the big titty version of Kate "spent some private time" with Owen in a VIP suite. I wonder what was going on in there?

"If he had any problems, you'd never know it. He didn't seem upset in the least," the buxom look-alike told us. "People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn't bother him at all." Another stacked dancer had a slightly different take. "He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone - but his mind was elsewhere," she said.

A slutty Owen is better than a suicidal Owen. Whatever works.

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Owen Wilson Has Bad Taste

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:06:23 EST

Those of you who visit POTP know I don't mind Jessica Simpson at all. I'm kewl with her and her plummeting career and shitty love life. But she jumps on the wrong penises. There was Dane Cook, John Mayer, Owen Wilson. These guys aren't going to wanna commit to her double Ds like Nick Lachey did. But a girl's gotta have fun, I guess.

Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson were spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine.

The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home."He couldn't keep his hands off her," a witness tells the mag.

Apparently, sparks flew between the two Texans when they were in Austin on Oct. 16 to appear in a video with Willie Nelson.

Kate Hudson weirds me out. Then Owen tried to get in Mary Kate's panties, and now Jessica Simpson. Is he currently undergoing therapy? Obviously, some things still need fixin' upstairs.

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Owen Wilson Gives His First Interview Since 'Suicide Attempt'.

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:30:06 EST

As part of the Myspace Artist on Artist series, Owen Wilson is giving his first interview to director and friend Wes Anderson, which will be posted Friday at midnight.

Wilson has been mum about the night when cops were called to his home for what a police report labeled an "attempt suicide" in August. There is no word on whether Wilson will address his recent troubles.In September, at the Venice Film Festival, Anderson said that his friend was "doing well." He added: "When he's ready he's going to speak for himself much better than anyone else could. He has a very good way with words."

I hope Owen's making a full recovery, and gets back into making movies soon!

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Owen Wilson's Doing Better

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:02:30 EST

Ben Stiller says things are looking up for his longtime pal and frequent costar Owen Wilson.

"He's doing really well," Stiller, 41, tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show Friday.

"I sort of like to protect his privacy, 'cause I feel like it's his own thing, but he's a really good friend of mine. He's an incredible guy and I wish him as everybody does, all the best."

Wilson, 38, was set to begin shooting the comedy Tropic Thunder with Stiller this month, but was hospitalized on Aug. 26 for what police called a suicide attempt. He dropped out of the film after issuing a statement requesting that he be allowed to "receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

Ben's dad Jerry Stiller, 80, expressed concern for his son's best friend and said he was "surprised" to hear of Wilson's apparent suicide attempt ï¿½" but he was sure that Wilson would "recover."

"I know that he'll put his life together," He added that his son has been "very close to Owen for most of their careers," and that Ben had been an "advocate" in "intervention and all that stuff."

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Owen Wilson Drops Out Of Ben Stiller Movie

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:09:56 EST

Owen Wilson has placed his acting career on hold as he recovers from his suicide attempt.Wilson, 38, has dropped out of Tropic Thunder, a movie comedy for DreamWorks he was set to begin shooting in two to three weeks with longtime pal Ben Stiller.

The decision for Wilson to sit out the project was apparently mutual between him and Stiller, and it is unclear whether Wilson will be replaced or if his role will be dropped from the script.

Wilson and Stiller, 41, have starred together in eight movies: The Cable Guy (1996), Permanent Midnight (1998), Meet the Parents (2000), Zoolander (2001), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Starsky & Hutch (2004), Meet the Fockers (2004) and Night at the Museum (2006).

Wilson is currently in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after being taken there Sunday. In his only statement since then, the leading man has asked to be given the privacy to "heal."

Neither DreamWorks nor Wilson's reps have commented on the casting development.

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Owen Wilson DID Try To Commit Suicide!!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:08:25 EST

"Extra" has learned from a source close to Owen Wilson that the actor did indeed attempt suicide over the weekend.

The source revealed to "Extra" that Wilson has been depressed for the last few months, but insisted it is not over a broken relationship.

The source also told "Extra" that Wilson's brother, Luke, found him and that Wilson's family and friends are shocked.

Calls for Service report from the Santa Monica Police Department, which lists the reason for the 911 call from Owen Wilson's house as an "attempted suicide." The call was received on Sunday, August 26 at 12:08:16 p.m. The incident was "cleared" almost five hours later at 5:07:16pm.

We all wish Owen the best as he tries to get better.

Quote Me Of The Day: Owen Wilson

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:13:06 EST

On being admitted to the hospital after his alleged suicide attempt:

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."