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You're looking at behind the scenes footage of Pamela Anderson on set of her latest porno, Pammy Luvs Plushies. You've heard of plushie porn haven't you? It's when freaks dress up in animal costumes and get their groove on. You should see my meth addicted chipmunk prostitute costume, it's fabulous!

All kidding aside, Pam is promoting the anti-seal hunt campaign in Toronto. Doing some plushie porn wouldn't be such a bad thing for Pam to do since she's going broke! That dude in the costume has to feel like the luckiest man on earth having Pam cuddle up to him for photos. The costume shop owners are probably pissed about the sticky spot that guy left inside their fuzzy seal outfit.

Pamela Anderson is too broke to hire decent legal aged help to carry her train at award shows these days. This doesn't look like a dress, it's probably Pam's bed sheets that she stained from the night before.

Pammy cupcakes is catching sh*t for using the 9 year old daughter of makeup artist Sharon Gault, to carry her train on the red carpet of the Hollywood Style awards the other night. The poor kid didn't even have a seat to sit in at the awards show and ended up sitting at Pam's feet where people "nearly stepped on her to get to the stage." If that isn't bad enough Pam, who presented David LaChapelle with an award at the event, also called the little girl like a dog up to the stage to carry her train.

"After she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted 'daughter' in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train."

Everyone is in an uproar over the little girl holding the train, but I'm furious that I didn't realize I could be a fashion designer. I could be a rich b*tch right now if I knew you only had to have a sheet and a few safety pins to make a hot couture mess dress.

It's time for a new Playboy spread for Pamela Anderson. Not because she's a sexy slut, but because she owes lots of cash to a lot of people. Does anyone really want to see her naked again? I think we've all seen our fair share of Pamela's poon.

Pammy is spending too much money trying to look beautiful and she's going in debt. According to construction boss Jay Bruder, she owes mucho dinero for remodeling work she had done to her Malibu home last year.

“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”

In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.

She needs to make another sex tape with Tommy Lee, have it accidentally get released and sue for the money the distributor makes on the tape. All problems solved!

Here's the PETA ad starring Pamela Anderson that was supposed to begin playing in select airports.

Pammy Pammy cupcakes isn't happy the ad is being pulled.

"I don’t think it’s that provocative, they showed a couple of bare butts. I am shocked, I thought we were a little more evolved."

It does look like she's ready to blow the dude in the beginning of the ad, but other than that, it's completely stupid. I would ban it just for being so dumb and pointless. PETA, you can get more creative than this, and get a new spokesperson cause Pam is becoming an old hag.

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Pamela Anderson and a mystery albino man attended the Vivienee Westwood show in London yesterday. I assume he has a similar mold he puts his dick in before and after penetration that sucks out all the moisture, disinfects, and vaccinates simulatenously. He does look creative and resourceful.

Pam says Sarah can suck it

Matt Damon says Sarah winning the election will be like a really bad Disney movie and he is visibly upset about Sarah Palin. OMG. I can NOT stand this woman. Matt makes a lot of sense.

That's about it. This ditzy hot girl routine is tired. That being said, I would do the same thing if I look like Pam when I'm 40.

One of Hollywood silicone slut, ho bag, skanky, addicted to marriage bitches has dissed my Jessica Simpson!

Peta supporter, Pam Anderson, had a radio interview in Australia where she was asked what she thinks of Jessica Simpson. Pam said,

"I think she is a bitch and whore."

Um, that sounds like a misguided self-description. Pammy then explained that she said that because of the "Real girls eat meat" shirt Jess had on. Pam then added,

"Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

Once again, the skank was describing herself. Pam the man eater would likely be confused about what meat Jess was referring to since she has permanent damage from all the meat shoved up her orifices, if she's at the right angle and does a couple of thrusts, that's all she needs to get herself off.

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For Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake ... in the nude.

"I think it was the perfect surprise for him," The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com at a Celebrity Family Feud taping Saturday in L.A. "Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked ... what can get better than that?"

Added Holly Madison, "I felt like I shouldn't look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!"

Nevertheless, the girls still did their best to top Anderson's gift.

"We gave him chocolate body parts," Wilkinson said. "We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.

"I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish,'" she went on. "It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."